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“Patron and Swag, Patron and swag… and everyone wanna know why the kids so bad, cause all they know is Patron and Swag!”

This is one of the hottest\realest freestyles I’ve heard all year. A known rapper freestyling about something other then bitches, money, drugs, and guns in 2009? It exists!
I suggest you watch, Mickey Factz did his thing!!

“Even a certain group of preachers are make believe, why I gotta pay a fee when I can pray for free?”

Props to 2db
-1AM

So Shake over at 2db (who happens to be Tahiry’s #1 fan as it seems) posted up Tahiry’s spread as well as Keyshia Cole’s (I didn’t even know she was in King). So to stir things up a bit, I’d like to know which lady you think had a better spread.

 

-1AM

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When it comes to child support a lot of women think, men don’t want to pay. While I do understand some dudes don’t want to pay a got damn dime, most men will pay their child support if they have it… So is the case with Russell Simmons who responded today to the numerous reports he was ordered to pay 40,000 a month in child support payments.

Nothing was ordered… My kids have a fabulous life; they are exposed to a broad range of artistic and scholastic educational programs and I’m very happy to contribute to that. As long as I have it, they can have it. If I ever don’t have it, I’m coming to live with them!

You can read the whole blog by clicking here. Now ladies you all can’t have baby daddies as kind as Russell Simmons so I’m going to give you the chance to put your dead beat dads on blast. What are you child support woes? I want to hear them. I’m feeling a bit generous, so the sexual intellectual with the most dead beat dad will get a gift card to Children’s Place. It could help with an Easter outfit or something. So leave a valid email address when you comment.

What a tangle web we weave when we practice to deceive. It looks like Mary J Blige is getting sued for 2 million dollars. According to the AP she’s being sued by a company who says she stole some music from them, including the song in her Itunes commercial. That’s not the news here in this blog, its that the name of the company is call The Drama Family Entertainment. That’s right Ms. No More Drama is getting sued by the Drama Family. I swear you can’t make this stuff up. I’m with you Mary.

Now in the case of Usher many of us believe that Tameka is solely the egg donor for Usher’s plan to start a Jackson Raymond 5. Nonetheless he finally let the world see his child. With that say here is your Sexual Intellectual Tip of the day: Being a father to your kids is sexy. A good father at that, not just a sperm donor or a guy who pays child support, but actually having a strong relationship. My daughter beat me in our punch buggy game 10-3

I have been invited to a bachelorette party *yawn* for my cousin. Nothing thrills my heart anymore than spending an evening in a dusty room that smells of badussy, chicken fingers and bottom-shelf rum&cokes while watching some menz gyrate about in their draws. *Stone-faced* Seriously, I don’t know if men know it, (or care) but male strippers are not the business.

I have found most of the time they are either gay or whoreish or both. Don’t get me wrong, female strippers have the extra sheen of jizz dirt on them also, but the male version just seems worse to me. All mixed with testosterone, S-Curl juice, and AXE deodorant. I.Just.Can’t. Don’t get it wrong, I LOVE men, in all their nekkidness, but that whole rub it on my thigh and I slip a fiver in your thong just doesn’t do it for me.

The life of a “video hoe” excuse me Video model is hard. Numerous guys trying to hit on you, everyone thinking you screwed your way to the top and ads on craigslist from hot rapper throwing video shoots just to bang hot chicks. [LAME] One video vixen told Allhiphop.com

He told me that the men on the set would treat me like a hoe so I should act like one. I told him that I didn’t feel as though I should have to f**k someone just to get in a video. He told me that women do it all the time and how do i think the Melyssa Fords, Buffie’s and Angel Lola’s got put on. Source

Now I don’t believe that either of the “models” slept their way to the top but one thing is for sure, Melyssa Ford lost a gig playing Wendy Williams, because she wouldn’t play a hoe, and Angel who had no problem playing a hoe scooped up the position. We all know people have skeletons in their closet so all I’m saying is… Is there an Angel Lola Love Sex Tape floating around similar to Buckey’s Sex tape? I’d pay top dollar “A FULL TANK OF” to find out

So now you have to ask yourself are you a Bust It Baby for Obama?

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