Rosters: You’re One Of Many

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Dec 04, 2008

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We all know you’re never going to know your lover’s real number of sexual partners, but are you the only person they are sleeping with? Most men sleep with more than one women at a time, and most women at least have a “back up plan” if not a full roster of sex partners on call to quench their sexual desires. So, let’s play a game and discover some of the positions on the roster of love.

  • The Star Player: The star player is the one who you make love to on a regular basis. This is the person who you actually spend time with outside of the bedroom. You actually have feelings for the person and enjoy talking to them about things other than sex.
  • The Back Up: When the star player is busy, this is the person you call for a good time. This person can carry the team when the star player just isn’t acting right in the bedroom or in your relationship. In case of an argument or if your star just isn’t available to lay it on you, this is the person you’re going to call. This person may even be better at doing certain sexual acts than the star player but overall they are in no position to be the “face of the organization”
  • The Skill Player: This person is the one you only allow to do one thing to you. Whether it’s oral or hitting it from the back, this is the person you call when you need or want that certain thing done.
  • The Rebound: The rebound is the person who may have been a star player in the past, but is now only good for one thing when no one else is available. You use the rebound after too many drinks at the club, a bad break up, or a feeling for a self esteem boost. You know the rebound person is going to give you exactly what you need for that moment and they expect nothing more.
  • The Bench Warmer: This is the person who you feel may have some potential but you’re just not sure, or just can’t find the time to fit this person into your schedule. You keep them active with a few phone calls or text message every now and then, but nothing major. You tend to know this person well enough to do them, but not well enough to commit and give them any quality playing time. That is until the you have no star player, your back up is no where to be found, the skill player’s skill isn’t needed and the rebound is now a star player on someone else’s roster… This is when the bench warmer finally gets their shot.

I’m not one to judge, there are a lot of people doing a lot of things in the world. I prefer one person who can satisfy my needs, a person whom I build a special bond with and have no desire to “put” anyone else in the game, but if at time when I do have a roster I make sure I have all the right protection to avoid getting injured. You should do the same.

Whose on your roster? What positions have you played?


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  • Mr_Jones
    I think your roster should play there position also. I have been in situation where the rebound chick thought she was getting resigned to the team. I let her know that she was never offered a contract. All I needed was a tryout.
  • ANuJS
    Good point! Know your role and play it. (Pippen wasn't Jordan dammit!) If you're not happy with your position...try out for another team. There's always a free agent.
  • Mr_Jones
    Damn, you hit the nail on the head. I to forward this on to some folks.
  • Thank you sir!! lol send them the link! lol or click the share this button and add it to your myspace as a bulletin! let the world know!! lol
  • Chocolate Hunny Bunny
    I got a star player and a bench warmer and maybe a rebound! HA

    I'll admit i used to be the back up player for a few dudes back in the day, dude use to break me off something lovely i aint care what he did
  • Being a back up can be the best thing in the world if you play it right, but still give me on superstar player and i'm good
  • 404
    That's called that "Cum Back".............. he had you cummin back.........lol.....take dat take dat!!!
  • DC_REALEST
    damn, who's on my roster... i admit i have one of each. on the flip i'm sure i've been once of each at some point.

    i would say that while in a relationship 'my goal' is to be the provider, supportive, engaging, honest, trustworthy, understanding, OH and lay dat wood. when you have the 'undivided attention' of your folks then the 'starting 5' line up goes away.
  • ANuJS
    My roster is depleted. I thought this was absolutely hilariously true. For both men and women. (We do it better :) I have been the back up player. I'll admit that this was a role the I enjoyed for a LONG time. I've also been a skill player. Back in the day, I had a rebound player who I should've been in contract talks with to make the damn star player. GAME OVER! (but i can admit HE would've still had a roster-but damn it the game would've been worth playing) Where is he? Is it ever too late to re-build a roster?
  • 404
    It's neva too late. Google his ass or zabbasearch him. He's out there. =o)
  • ANuJS
    THE best lover I have ever had. Made me feel good head to toe and toe to head. One of the few men I have known who honestly just stripped me naked and just looked and looked before he touched. Wonderful...ookay! I'm back. Although he wasn't very ahem...endowed. Not bad, but not great.But it didn't matter. The mental and emotional love still makes me pause after all this time. Sex was still great.
  • you caught a flashback huh!! lol Zabasearch is the troof though!
  • ANuJS
    OMG! I looked on zaba. OMG! That is some stalker type shit right there. If I ever called...I'd have to explain my info. LMAO!
  • Lissa
    No Pipl.com is waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy better
  • 404
    Thanks Lissa..........I gotta find a throwback.....
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    whats with the stalker ish!?! omg...i' gues i'm just out in the dark i never heard of either of those sites...i thought facebook stalkin was bad! y'all are pros! can u find the bitch that stole my identity so i can live my life!?!?!?! ehehehhh eheehhhheeee eeeehheeee! lol
  • Lissa
    LOL. . .dont look at it that way. . .I just want to know everything a mofo is not telling. . lol. . .and you never know when you might have to find a ish sooooooooooo.....................
  • 404
    LMAO............Thoney where dat hoe at?????

    And I'm not a stalker.......I just believe in need to know info. And peoplesearch.com is great too but they tax ya.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    in philly now, but she bounces around the country so watch out forr Alexis Cossiey the phony aka. anywho if you go looking for trouble, you'll find it. if there's no trouble to find ur paranoia will make something outta nothing....i have never and can't ever do the research 'em move. if somethin's foul, i'll find out eventually....
  • Lissa
    Anytime. . .good luck
  • HeadMistress
    thanks a damn lot Lissa, a few hours ago I was only "investigative by nature" now thanks to you & Pipl.com I am officially a stalker...I love this site, found out shit I ain't even know about myself...LOL!!!!
  • Lissa
    LMFAO. . . .Your still investigative by nature you're just more informed now. . .lol
    yeah that site tells you everything. . lol
  • HeadMistress
    "more informed" sounds good to me :-) that shyt is amazing!
  • VIChick
    Its never too late to re-build your roster. I actually think its normal to have a roster and sometimes its good to keep certain players on a month to month contract in case you gotta do a trade.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    mine too! what should we do Anu?!? ARG! i love how u said i should have been in contract negotiations with dude! AAAAH! too funny!

    this list was real, and i've forwarded it! OW! keep 'em cuming xilla....

    i've played every role and now i'm at a place where i want a star player in an open-ended contract!? i'd hate to have to starbury some nigga and be like stuck and have to pay him to go away....someone mentioned that women are better at this than men. we are! women usually have an exactly roster and all players are kept in the dark..... i think this can be attributed to a past hurt, and the intense desire to not be left out there bogus should something happen...
  • VIChick
    I currently dont have a roster. I have my star player and he is good enough for me. But back in the day I had my all american team, consisting of all major players. But as I got older I quit the sport because too many foul plays by the members of my team. I had a skilled player that knew how to use his mouth, that was his only purpose.

    I have been the star player and the back-up before. as a back-up player I liked it depending on the coach because I didn't have to validate my position with him all the time. I did as i please.
  • How would you validate your position if you had to?
  • VIChick
    Right now I hope to be the ONLY player on his team. If I am not then there are problems. Why should he have a team and I dont have one. i got reserve players who are always willing to get in the game.
  • 404
    I have a star player,back up and bench warmers.

    I believe I've played all the positions.

    I currently have a bench warmer that I'm waiting to get into uniform and come on the field. He's dragging his feet though. I'm bout to throw a flag and call "HOLDING".

    Maybe I missed out...............................I really don't wanna let the clock run on him.
  • ANuJS
    U never no, ur damn bench warmer could be the next superstar. Get his ass in uniform pronto!
  • EXACTLY!!!
  • 404
    I know...and Xilla why you yellin?? lol

    I think I missed out foreal. He won't be in my city anymore. =o(



    BUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Bench warmer if your reading this................GET INTO UNIFORM SOLDIER!!!!
  • Chocolate Hunny Bunny
    yeah you shouldn't let anyone pass you by, send him a link to this site maybe he can learn a thing or two! lol get em girl
  • J. Lewis
    LOL...good shit

    I'm a free agent....the next team I get on I want unlimited pussy coupons as part of the signing bonus!!!
  • Mr_Jones
    If you find her, then hook me up with her sister.
  • Lissa
    I know I only have the Star player (and I love him). . .but cant be too sure of what all roles I've played
  • Mr_Jones
    I think everyone has been at least 2 out of the 5
  • I don't play this game...luckily I have only been a referee
  • Art2dope
    you see i'ma keep it funky... i ain't apart of no team... i'm like my own little one man army... SHIT i might even be the MVP(Most Valuable Penis)

    Nah this entry is funny and good... have my own little team like this =] But always rememebr, its not your players but how you play the game and keep them fresh and in rotation! John Madden reporting from blogxilla! BOOM!
  • I like ur way of thinking. I don't think I have a team & I'm the franchise lol.
    I'm MVP also (Most Valuable Pu$$y) :)

    And it's not the players, its how u play the game! :)
  • Art2dope
    AOOOOWWWWWW!!! lol great minds think alike...

    maybe i need to play in your franchise lol
    And keep those trophies coming MVP!
  • Hahahaha great minds do think alike!!

    From the sound of it, you have ur own franchise, but it's nothing wrong w/ merging companies LoL (j/k)

    Ur MVP at ur franchise and I'm MVP at mine ;)

    I got 3 MVP rings! Do I hear a 4-peat?! lol.
  • Art2dope
    LMAO only time and the next blog with tell =P
  • Swagger Jacker
    Cute Post...But I read this somewhere before...

    http://parlourmagazine.com/?p=1601

    …Says The Single Girl: There is Always Someone Else

    Perhaps the biggest misconception when it comes to dating is that there are only two people in a relationship.

    Au contraire, dating is a team sport. Only thing is you don’t know who you are competing against for the number one spot.

    Think of it as fantasy football.
    Your man has you as his starter but unbeknownst to you he is looking at possible candidates who can take your spot depending on your performance. Or you’ve just replaced the previous franchise player he lost to free agency, trade or salary cap….For those of you not familiar with sports put it this way: Dating is one big audition.
  • Don't forget the Redshirt. That's the person you let hang around the organization and get to know the franchise. After letting them sit the sideline for awhile, they can fill one of the positions. I've found reshirting quite useful when a girl isn't ready for minutes, or I just don't have a spot for her on the roster.
  • 404
    HELL YEAH..HELL YEAH................I gotta redshirt on deck too................=oP
  • Haha - now why you got to go telling peoples secrets, why?
  • ThatsMissTaylor2U
    SSSOOOooo TRUE! Your GOOD!
  • Yeah, I said it.
    I have a Star Player, and I'm his Star Player,

    and I have a backup, and I'm HIS backup.


    Works great when everyone knowe their role and how to play it. The team can never be fucked with!
  • MayMay81
    As far as I know, I'm a "Star Player", like I said, as far as I know. I've had my own all-American Dream Team in the past. Currently, I have a "Star Player" aka "Primary", and a plan "B". Back in the day my "Star Player" and I were each other's "Back up's".
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