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The Thickness Meter
Posted in Uncategorized on 08. Aug, 2008
My homeboy Mel’s Black Thought came up with the thickness measurement meter and well I think this needs to be passed out to all the women all over the globe. Thats right I said thickness meter: ::A scale that measures the appropriate thickness of a woman.
I will no longer allow the word “thick” to be misused. Here is the TMS (Thickness Measurement System). If you see a gal and say she’s thick, this scale will help you determine her true thickness. Anyone who mistakes a 5MT for a 3PT should be shot on sight. Read the rest for more detail.
1 NT (Not Thick)- This woman has a minimal amount of curves. She may catch herself saying that she is thick when in reality she is purely saying this in jest. Perfect examples: Most white women, Whitney Houston
2 ST (Slim Thick)- The cutie with a little booty. Too slim too be called perfectly thick, yet too well endowed to be called skinny. When she’s wearing the right pair of jeans that ass is impossible to ignore. Or has a handful up top. Perfect examples: Eva Mendez or Sanaa Lathan
3 PT (Perfectly Thick)- Also known as the Video Vixen, these women have “The hourglass”, nuff said. They are by no means skinny, yet by no means fat. Shapely and fit, this is the type of woman of most men’s fantasies . Perfect examples: Beyonce, Melyssa Ford, Esther Baxter, Ki Toy Johnson, Vida Guerra, etc.
4 TT (Thicky Thick)- Junk in the trunk, badunkadunk, whatever you wanna call it these type of women have it. Sizeable yet shapely. They are what many call the “full figured woman.” They might shop at Lane Bryant, you’ll find minimal rolls on her. Perfect examples: Tocarra (full figured girl from America’s Next Top Model), Jackie’ (of 227 fame), Trina (Let’s face it, she’s still fine, but she’s one donut away from hella huge)
5 MT (Massively Thick)- This woman has no choice but to be thick because she is overweight. She is no stranger to a meal and is allergic to exercise. Perfect Examples: Roseanne Barr, Monique, Star Jones (before the tapeworm stole all her bodyfat)
This is a pretty efficient system. I will say that Whitney Houston (even on a binge) would never even imply that she’s thick. She only considers herself skinny & nothing else. lol It’s been awhile since I saw that cover with Toccara on it. I’ve never even read or looked inside of King Magazine, but that cover was unforgettable. Number 1 or 2 are the usual suspects in my corner, but with my obsession over Jennifer Hudson I will be adding 4 soon.
I like the system…..Imma 2ST. I don’t have a big ass even when I’m getting boned on the regular, BUTTTTTTTT when I do where the right pair of jeans or track suit….BAM…SURPRISE NEEGUH….And the name says it all regarding the handful. = P
That is hillarious… Guess I need to get in the gym and maintain my TT status lol
Ok BX, what about the girls like myself: I’m not exactly to a 2ST, I have a Beyonce shape (no, seriously!) but I’m not as big as her (5′5 128 lbs)… Whaddya call that?
haha great system…. now where’s the one for men??? inquiring minds lol…
This a pretty good and descriptive system, lmao..
4TT here. if i was taller i would be in the 3PT area. but, i’m a short ass person
good work my man!
I fall in the 2 slim thick category too… But unlike Sugar I’m the opposite… Smaller on top and fill out in the hips, butt, and thighs..But I still look amazingly thin. Its just those areas. If I didnt have that I’d damn near be a pole except i’m only 5′3… so maybe not a POLE….
man… we’ve been needing this scale for a lonngggg time!
2ST IN DA HOUSE…NOT ENOUGH BOOTY TO BE IN THE 3PT CLUB…DAMMIT!!!!
WELL…I THINK IMMA 2ST…I DON’T HAVE BIG TITS AND MY ASS ISN’T LIKE DEELSHISH( IF THAT’S HOW YOU SPELL HER FAKE NAME)BUT, I DO HAVE A “PHATTY”
AND HIPS. LOL!
DANG KILLA…YOU GOT A BIG ‘OL ASS LOL!
I DON’T THINK I COULD HANDLE MORE THAN WHAT I GOT RIGHT NOW!
JUST USE TO WORKING WITH WHAT I GOT I GUESS!
AND BY THE WAY XILLA….THAT STEAK YOU GOT POSTED I SEE THAT ON MY GRILL TONIGHT WITH SOME A-1 SAUCE!
LOVE ME SOME STEAK!
NAW…I DON’T HAVE A BIG BOOTY…BUT I GOT TIG OLE BIDDIES!!! I WEAR I 6 BUT MY TOP IS ALMOST D’S…GOTTA MAKE UP FOR NOT HAVING A BIG ASS!!!!
DANG I MEANT I WEAR A SIZE 6…LOOKS LIKE I PUT SIZE 16!! LOL
LMAOOOOOOOO @ KILLA!
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS ALWAYS GLAD I HAD SMALL BREASTS (36C) THANK YOU VERY MUCH…AND I’M OK WITH THAT.
I WEAR A SIZE 12-13 IN STRETCH JEANS
IN TOPS I WEAR A MEDIUM TO A LARGE..DEPENDING ON HOW THE SHIT IS CUT…THAT GO FOR THE JEANS AS WELL…SO I CAN’T REALLY SAY…”I WEAR A SIZE 8 IN ONE PAIR AND WEAR A SIZE 12 IN ANOTHER IT’S ALL ABOUT THE CUT!
I’M JUST KEEPING IT REAL…PLUS I LOOOOOOOVE TO COOK AND EAT,DRINK AND BE MERRY!!!!!!!
I LIVE REAL LIFE!
IF YOU ARE A 36C YOU DON’T HAVE LITTLE ONES, THE AVERAGE SIZE FOR A WOMAN IS 32-34B…WELCOME TO THE TIG OLE BIDDY CLUBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWWWW…DAMN! @KILLA!
DON’T THAT STEAK LOOK GOOD UP TOP KILLA!
HOW WOULD YOU COOK IT?
Hey ladies how are we all doing this afternoon? There is a new post up..
Pussy!! I’m hungry!!
@ XILLA TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I COOK IT FOR YOU!
I LOOOOVE COOKING MORE THAN SHOPPING
XILLA YOU NEED TO START A “LIST” ON FRIDAYS…MY E-FRIEND SHANI AND I STARTED THE “LIST” OVER AT NECOLE BITCHIE AND EVERYBODY ELSE WOULD JOIN IN…
BUT, SINCE I’M “TAKING A BREAK” FROM HER SITE THERE IS NO LIST…..
EXAMPLE: I DRINK FIRE WATER CUZ…..
1. I DRINK FIRE WATER CUZ IT TURNS INTO THE HULK AFTER THE CLUB!
lol What kind of list? Who would i bang list? Why you taking a break from Necole? Her site is awesome
Oh ok..Well I’m a 2ST
And the last one was funny
@PCF…I DO MISS THE LISTS,YOU AND SHANI WOULD HAVE ME ROLLING!!!
XILLA….as in BLOGXILLA….the site that I enjoy. I have an idea…how bout you run yo site the way you want to. This is for sexual intellectuals, to discuss grown folk shit. I can really do without reading some 2008 version of telephone. No disrespect to the sistas for havin ideas, but come on man. For Serious……lol
Unless Xilla says stop….we’ll keep the party train rolling!!!
Sup Killa you going to Prime time this weekend?
HEY I’M BACK FROM LUNCH…..XILLA THE REASON I’M TAKING A BREAK FROM NECOLE IS BE CUZ THE VIBE CHANGED.
SO I BLEW UP NECOLE’S JIONT NOW I HAVE TO BLOW YOURS UP!
you had a case of the craps? you brought spray i hope?
WHO HAD “CRAPS” XILLA?
….ANYWAY….THIS WEEKEND IS THE JUMP OFF!!!!!!!
WOO HOO!
1. GET MY DANCE ON AT THE CLUB WITH THE GIRLS!
2. GET DRUNK.
3. GET ANGRY.
4. GET HORNEY.
5. MAKE DRUNK CALLS TO DUDE.
6. GET PICKED UP.
7. GET BACK BLOWN TO BITS.
8. WAKE UP WITH A KILLER HANG OVER.
9. GET OUT OF BED AROUND 5 P.M.
10 GET READY TO DO IT AGAIN!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
damn pcf we miss u over there u made tha vibe real talk SO COME BAKK LOL
wow!! I want to blow a back out!! lol
@XILLA…PRIME TIME??? NAW…NOT MY TYPE OF PARTY, MORE OF A JANGOS, MJQ KINDA GAL…LOW KEY GROWN FOLKS STUFF…ISN’T PRIME TIME 18+??
KILLA..XILLA ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT SOME ATL STUFF CUZ I DANG SURE DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT.
XILLA YOU ALWAYS BLOWING BACK TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN!
@PCF…THOSE ARE ALL CLUBS HERE IN ATLANTA,WE BOTH LIVE IN DA A!!!
lol A Town down
DEUCES UP
A TOWN DOWN!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLL
OOOKAAAAY…WELL I’M OUT THIS B*TCH CUZ I GOT SOME DRINKS THAT NEED MY ATTENTION!
XILLA WHILE I’M TAKEING MY SHOWER AS I’M SLOWLY RUBBING MY SOAPY CRUNCHIE ACROSS MY BALD COOCHIE…..
I WILL THINK OF YOU!
KILLA YOUR THE BEST!
Funny, a man trying to tell women how we should see our own bodies…LOL
Can we get a meter for men???
hee, I’m a 1T and I am not Whitney Houston skinny either!
2ST over here… well proportioned ya digg.. i gots a nice lil Booooooooooty
@what?… I so agree with you. Where is the thick meter for the dudes? But I guess this thing gives us yet another tool to classify ourselves…lmao!!!
I’m loving the thickness meter. I get so tired of everyone calling themselves thick when they know damn well they just fat. I think I fall somewhere between a 3PT or 4TT. . .I don’t really fit into either category.
3’s and 4’s are the only ones that should be considered thick the other ones are just skinny, average and fat