17 Ways To Get Some in College

Romeo knows how good college life is, and can be. That’s clear because he just turn down a movie deal to stay in school and play basketball.

Romeo has agreed to abide by all NCAA regulations, but I think a lot of their rules will need to be updated to take into account a person of his magnitude and his past accomplishments,” the rapper’s father said.

“I couldn’t be more proud of my son’s decision to choose education and athletics over money. Being a student athlete takes a lot of hard work and discipline.”

He was going to star in a movie about the first black player signed to the NBA. But passing up on college life? I say no, there is too much p*ssy there. So I’m here to give you 17 ways to get some in college..

• Have food in your room. Nothing works better than supporting a broke college student
• Have ID, someone has to buy the liquor
• Wait for the drunk girl to stumble out the party and fall on you
• Have Weed
• Understand calculus
• Have the hook up on something… anything
• Promote the parties
• Be from NY
• Be from ATL
• Hang with the ball players
• Have a best friend of the opposite sex, and when you see someone you like tell them to walk away
• Be funny
• Identify the freshmen
• Pull the fire alarm in the dorm
• Make a blackplanet page, buy some E&J and invite your latest BP buddy over
• Download aim
• Order take out