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This picture of Megan Good in Saw V might not seem sexy to you, but it is. Did you know that going on a date to see a horror film can actually make the woman like a guy more? Yes it’s true. The fear created from the flick makes her look at him as a protector in turns making her feel even more connected to him. It’s also a great excuse to cuddle and us men sure know how women like to cuddle. Check out more pics inside and I also want to know do you watch scary movies?

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I’ve decided to let people in on how I know so much about sex, and relationships. So here are 5 things I’ve learned from west coast rap

5 – Ain’t no p*ssy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it - Thanks to Snoop I learned at a young age that “before I dig out a bitch I have ta’ find a contraceptive” Because you never know.

4. Turn The Ringer off – Dre also taught me that if you’re creeping you should turn off your cell phone, pagers and close your laptops. The worst thing you can do is get a phone call from wifey when you’re with your bust it baby. Thanks to Dre for sharing how he “d*mn near got caught, ’cause his beeper kept beepin“

3. Patience on A Good Day – Sometimes you have to wait for good loving as Ice Cube rapped on Today Was A Good Day. Once you get that call “from a girl you wanna dig out” You have to make sure that you put it down. So once you finally get her alone be sure to “put her ass to sleep“

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Darius talks about Superhead aka Karrine Steffans, acting like a mad woman, her continous phone calls, sending him unwanted naughty pics, pounding on the roof of his car, and the video tape which will leak shortly of the infamous incident.

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They say only a dog wants a bone, well if that’s the case this blog me “barking.” I’ve been seeing a lot of hate laced comments on different blogs about Ciara’s Vibe Cover. Well allow me to explain the beauty of thin, skinny, slim, boney, petite women. Don’t get me wrong I still like thick women, but I haven’t found one who could prove me wrong.

The beauty of a slim woman can be broken down into 3 categories, Body – Portions – Flexibility

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One of the most beautiful women I know has a fettish for man boobs and hot air balloon guts, but I wonder if she knows that obese men have bad sperm. Yes that’s right, overweight men are more likely to have a low sperm count and a 40 percent higher chance of having some sperm abnormalities. So is this the reason why we have so many weirdo’s in the world?

If you wonder why, it may be a tempature issue and since big dudes have more fat down below, their nuts are not 2 degrees cooler like they should be therefore producing bad nut juice. Try this.

• 1. Eat better – Pineapples will make your “juice” taste better. That goes for all men, and the ladies will thank you as when they go downtown.
• 2. Work Out – Exercise is a way to stay fit and boost your sperm production as well.
• 3. Sugar – Diabetes or a high sugar intake also effects your sperm count so cut down on the sweets, chocolate cake and now & laters.

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my home girl Savvy Fatty came to me and asked “What goes through a man’s mind when he’s getting some head.” Well in order to address that we have break this down into sections. The Pre-Show, The Show & The Grand Finale. So sit back and get inside the mind of a man… whose getting head.

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Last night I hopped on Twitter to drum up votes for my nomination in the Black Weblog Awards when I decided to jokingly ask Karrine for her support. Here is what she twitted back.

@BlogXilla Segregation was a good idea but then we fought to be all “equal” & shit & now we wanna have our own shit again.I’m confused.LOL Hi.Have we met? My name is KarrineSteffans & I’m a celeb.Was on Oprah & everything.Well, I get paid to do just about everything. I don’t co-sign anything w/out a contract and a check. It’s all business to me.Someone has to pay for the $1.5 milli estate!

To which I reply:

@KarrineSteffans I love you and all but I’m what we call a broke nigga trying to get paid to do everything I have TRAFFIC and I don’t pay 4 anything… cept child support. And I’m a celeb too I can’t leave my house without someone saying or reading what i’ve wrote. Vince Young wanted to retire because of one of my post . and I still love you. Oprah is just Harpo spelled backwards. SMCH!

We continue to go back and forth and then she challenges my gangster and says:

LOL. Somebody tell @BlogXilla he can’t play chess w/ Bobby Fischer! LOL!

Then I replied:

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I had to post this since MY VOICE is the first one you hear in this video. I wish they would have told me. Every Day he’s cuffing em!

spotted at Sandra Rose