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I’m checking my email like I do every morning when one of my frustrated female readers sent me the following email.

Dear Xilla,

I was with his guy and we basically discussed sex on a everyday basis.
We talked about everything from fetishes, different positions to sex toys, it was always an enjoyable topic.
One day he asked me if someone had ever licked my ass. I asked him did he mean my ass cheek or my asshole. He said my asshole. I speedily told him NO!!!!! Then he went on to tell me a story about a girl who tossed his salad. He explained to me in great detail of his encounter with this anal delight.

I immediately expressed my disgust with the thought of placing my tongue on someone’s asshole. I told him that I felt like it was unsanitary and grounds for bacteria growth in the mouth. He jokingly agreed and told me how he felt wierd about it for a few days after it took place.

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OK since I’m remaining anonymous, and you are “THE” Blog Xillionaire (lol) I will give you background on my situation. This is a problem I’ve been having for a few weeks. I can’t stand it and I’m going out of my mind!

I’ll warn you, this story is long. But you’ll get all the background of how I’m in the situation I’m in:

I am still best friends with my ex. (We were best friends before we dated off and on for two months. It was long distance and we couldn’t handle it anymore but we’ve remained best friends since the break up.)

Last summer when I started to become attracted to my best friend/ex again, he wasn’t feeling me. He just wanted to stay friends as he was talking to someone else. So I moved on, and just kept my options open. I ended up becoming platonic friends for about 6 months with this other man, then I started to fall for him. A week after I started looking at the new guy as “more than a friend”, here comes my best friend/ex, talking about, “I want to get back with you!”

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I had to post this since MY VOICE is the first one you hear in this video. I wish they would have told me. Every Day he’s cuffing em!

spotted at Sandra Rose

Dear Xilla,

Hi, I just wanted to say that I stumbled upon your blog via “The P Chats” and I must say, it is the most entertaining blog I have read in a while! There are several websites I check out everyday, but yours has replaced some of them! I’m in my mid 30’s and have had only 2 sex partners. I’m very shy and my sexual inexperience keeps me from hooking up with guys-I wished I could become a Sexual intellectual for a little while, but I’m scared they would know that I don’t have much experience and I worry about doing things wrong! That and the fact that I am not by any means a size 6! Do you have any advise for me as to how to go about getting more experience and confidence?

Signed,

Juana B. Sexual

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If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then ‘real’ is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain ~ Morpheus

It looks like Rick Ross just proved that statement by Morpheus from The Matrix. The biggest boss that we’ve seen thus far is a fraud. We should have known by his use of the word thus. But does it really matter? Thats what I’ll discuss in this blog. (more…)

Dear Xillionaire,
Since you are the know-it-all when it comes to puss*es… what’s your stance on pubic hair?

Bald, Triangle, Landing strip,Trimmed, or Wild n’ wooly?

I actually prefer it to be Bare, BALD, and smooth as eggs. It’s just something about a Twat full of hair that turns me off!!! Think about it, we just get in from a nice night on the town. We spent all day on our hmmm let’s say 3rd date enjoying a night of drinking cocktails & listening to some Jazz Music, followed by a movie that was actually good, and finished it w/ a walk around the lake where we talked for hours. And not just regular, how was your day talk but a discussion on everything from politics to the exchange of those stories that make you laugh so much that you a single Tear fall from your left pupil. (more…)

Dear BlogXilla,

I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?

Signed,

FOURida Evans,

Dear FOURida Evans,

It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace! (more…)

Dear BlogXilla,

I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?

Signed,

FOURida Evans,

Dear FOURida Evans,

It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace! (more…)