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Over the weekend I got an email from one of my regular readers and I decided to open this one up to the great readers of BlogXilla.com

As a sexual intellectual I seek your advice. My bf is a great lover he’s attentive, knows how to hit the right spots, and the length is just right, but there are a few flaws in our sex life.

• 1.) He’s not circumcised. (Which poses a huge problem for me) When he enters me it hurts and second because I find it difficult to give him oral (and I really pride myself on my oral skills) Its just with him, the extra skin and all, it makes it difficult. (any ideas ??).
• 2.) Second his oral skills are lacking (majorly). I try to tolerate it (since he’s trying and only because he knows I like a good tongue spanking) but he just doesn’t have it and no matter which way I move his head he just doesn’t get it.

We’ve been together for about six months now and I really like (maybe even love him. . lol) so HELP ME PLEASE

As far as his oral skills I can help you out with that I’ve written numerous blogs on how to eat her the right way. I would suggest guiding him and his lackluster tongue towards pleasing you by reading him the following blogs.

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When I first met TI there was something about his presence that told me I was on the right path in my life. Ironically my birthday feel on the same day TI had his Birthday Party at the Biltmore. This was a prestigious event, attended by the biggest names in Urban entertainment Kevin Lyles, T-Boz, and Andrew Young to name a few. There were ice sculptures, Patron and Models clad in Victorian garb, this was also the night that my life officially changed.

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Every Halloween women ponder which sexy costume they’ll wear, the nurse, the maid or the cop. But, in real life the baggy blue nurse uniform, conservative maid clothing, and the manly cop outfit don’t do much to unleash the beast in us men. In an effort to help women all over the world I’ve named 5 women professions all men want to bang.

The Teacher – Teachers are sexy, just ask all the 15 year olds who are banging their teachers for passing grades and afternoon detention sessions. (If you know what I mean.) Imagine throwing all of her term papers off of her desk and doing the nasty to her in a place of innocence and algebra, now if that doesn’t turn you on something is wrong.

The School Girl – I like to call myself the broke college student supporter, and as bad as this may sound the school girl outfit is just super sexy. College students are the best because most of the time they are newly free and willing to explore more than geography books and English 101 papers. They party hard, study harder and helping them through their school year can go a long way into building a productive adult.

The Lawyer – Who doesn’t want to sleep with a female lawyer? I mean it’s the best of both worlds, if you get into any legal trouble she could get out of jail for free and as a benefit you can get some down and dirty loving as compensation for your false imprisonment. Or willing imprisonment if you’re into that type of stuff.

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Gorilla Zoe on Lost & the economy

I mean what’s real I don’t think everybody wake up in the morning dancing and balling, everyday of they life. So you wake up dancing and balling huh? I’m too real to fight that. I love all the records that everybody does, but I’m going to keep it 100. Right now, folks are going through it right now, whether you making money or you not making money you just going through it because things are different. Look man with this world we ain’t living in a video.

The album is really showing the growth of Gorilla Zoe and the music you hear from him is “just growth” he realized the need for something new in hip hop because everyone ain’t the same. We asked him about how he hooked up with Lil Wayne.

“Wayne was originally pose to be in boyz in the hood.. Wayne is good people we stay in contact and him and Block send music back and forth to each other when wayne in town i holla at him he good people. He hit block like he’s been riding to the song for 3 days and he got on it and sent it bad and you can tell he had it stuck in his cd player and we just rolled with it.”

On Baby Mama Drama Effects on Life?

“Make sure you stayed prayed up and do the best you can with your life and stay prayed up. Everybody goes through things and it’s how you deal with and i feel like you got to have that salvation and you got to have that rock and that backbone other than a human being and someone that you love. This world is currpupt when somebody does good… people feed off people doing bad it aint made on purpose it’s just how the world been.”

We later go on to discuss his wildest groupie takes and his true club confessions.

“The girls can’t come up to you and tell you I love your music Gorilla Zoe they just come up to you and be like I I I I I wub yoo… She want to bust it in the club you can call me usher she want to touch my body I said pass me a rubber“

Overall I feel like this was a great interview and a hilarious show. Be sure to join us tomorrow on the bleach johnson show.

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Shihan – This Type Love this is one of my favorite poems. I want to spend hours on the phone not saying sh*t.

I’ve decided to let people in on how I know so much about sex, and relationships. So here are 5 things I’ve learned from west coast rap

5 – Ain’t no p*ssy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it - Thanks to Snoop I learned at a young age that “before I dig out a bitch I have ta’ find a contraceptive” Because you never know.

4. Turn The Ringer off – Dre also taught me that if you’re creeping you should turn off your cell phone, pagers and close your laptops. The worst thing you can do is get a phone call from wifey when you’re with your bust it baby. Thanks to Dre for sharing how he “d*mn near got caught, ’cause his beeper kept beepin“

3. Patience on A Good Day – Sometimes you have to wait for good loving as Ice Cube rapped on Today Was A Good Day. Once you get that call “from a girl you wanna dig out” You have to make sure that you put it down. So once you finally get her alone be sure to “put her ass to sleep“

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I’m actually looking forward to seeing the Biggie movie. I’m not sure when it comes out, but check out the props dude discussing how real they keeping it.

video spotted at ICE

I was looking for the version that Cam’rom did and stumbled across the original version of the song so I was inspired to hand out a few F’U’s to people I know, but that would be classless. I really don’t like how a few things went down and how people’s true colors are shining through.