If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then ‘real’ is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain ~ Morpheus

It looks like Rick Ross just proved that statement by Morpheus from The Matrix. The biggest boss that we’ve seen thus far is a fraud. We should have known by his use of the word thus. But does it really matter? Thats what I’ll discuss in this blog. Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Xillionaire,
Since you are the know-it-all when it comes to puss*es… what’s your stance on pubic hair?

Bald, Triangle, Landing strip,Trimmed, or Wild n’ wooly?

I actually prefer it to be Bare, BALD, and smooth as eggs. It’s just something about a Twat full of hair that turns me off!!! Think about it, we just get in from a nice night on the town. We spent all day on our hmmm let’s say 3rd date enjoying a night of drinking cocktails & listening to some Jazz Music, followed by a movie that was actually good, and finished it w/ a walk around the lake where we talked for hours. And not just regular, how was your day talk but a discussion on everything from politics to the exchange of those stories that make you laugh so much that you a single Tear fall from your left pupil. Read the rest of this entry »

Dear BlogXilla,

I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?

Signed,

FOURida Evans,

Dear FOURida Evans,

It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace! Read the rest of this entry »

There is an old adage which states that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well I believe that a lot of females have forgotten that saying. But whose fault is it? The Mother’s for not teaching her daughter how to cook? The Daughter for not learning how to cook? or the Dad’s for walking out on the mother, leaving the mother to work all day and not find time for her child?

Regardless of whose fault it is, I’m a bit perturb at the idea that 75% of females I’ve been with can’t or couldn’t cook. There was the one who could only boil chicken, the one who burned a hamburger and another who knew how to order the best of everything that delivered. I can ORDER CHINESE BY MY DAMN SELF!!

Learn to cook watch Rachel “I’m not a Muslim” Ray, scream BAM from the kitchen every now and then when you through some seasoning in a pot of stew. I want to smell the aroma of basil and 35 herbs and spices resonating from the kitchen area every once in a while. I get tired of the scent of MSG coming from a brown paper bag with a white plastic bag with a smile on the front. I have at least 400 liltte pieces of cardboard in my cabinet drawer from take out. A million menus and way too many packets of soy sauce in my BRROOWWNN PAaapperr BAaagggg!! I feel like DJ. Khalid or something.

Besides I don’t want to have to look Mr. Chan in the eye while he fumbles for my change in his pockets with hopes that I tell him to keep the change. Because I’m not going to tell him to keep the change b/c I’m going to have to see him again in a few days because my girl can’t cook!! SMCH!!!

50 Cent has a serious problem, he can’t ignore the small things. BET’s Rocsi had an opinion about his album and he calls her a hoe. Does she sell her cooch to the highest bidder? No!! He claims that she has slept with 4 people he knows. 4!! Read the rest of this entry »

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A wise man once said, The capacity of man himself is only revealed when, under stress and responsibility, he breaks through his educational shell, and he may then be a splendid surprise to himself. This is the task ahead of me. Read the rest of this entry »

I’ve pretty much turned my personal myspace page into the official page for BlogXilla.com so I’m asking all of my readers who have a myspace page to add me. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m wondering which one of these classy women will be the first one to kiss all over our spokesperson for black people “Flavor Flav” I’ll admit this season does look like it’s going to be good .

I got a message recently from one of my readers. it goes.

Dear Xilla

How is it that a dude will eat tha goods, but not dish out any kisses? See, my dude left about 3 months ago n i have been kickin it hard with this dude i have known for years, our first encounter was in march and again recently….so I do not understand men sometimes so i need to know, why. Read the rest of this entry »

Please send all request for advice to Webmaster@blogxilla.com

Dear BlogXilla

I figured I could ask u this, as a Libra I know I can trust your advice. My boyfriend recently told me that he knows that my best friend’s boyfriend has cheated on her plenty of times, but made me promise not to tell. Now on one hand if it were me, I would DEFINITELY want to know, but on the other hand, he’s my boyfriend I don’t wanna betray his trust. So Xilla, what do I do? Do I betray my boyfriend and tell, or do I betray my best friend and not tell? Come on wit that supreme Libra mind : )

Signed, Lost In Love

Dear Lost in Love,

Your boyfriend did not do you any favor’s by putting you in this situation. Based on the fact that I don’t have a lot of information on how the Intel came about, I’m left to assume. Read the rest of this entry »