I’m really trying to learn how to eat coochie upside down while doing a handstand. Who wanna help me practice. Just kidding just kidding.

Are You In That Mood Yet? I can’t wait for everyone to start calling our next Vice President Jumpoff Joe Biden!

I used to like Lucky Charms until I found out that chasing rainbows were super gay. I’ll admit that I too was a bit salty I could no longer dream of finding that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow that everybody use to talk about like Goldie from the Mack. Check out what my homie On Deck has to say.