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Let’s face it In Urban America we steal in order to get by. No, we don’t rob banks or commit B&E’s [break in & Entry's] We still little stuff. So I’ve compiled a list of things Urbanites steal the most.

• Cable – We all know someone who has the box, got the hook up or know a guy who knows a guy that work for the cable company and knows how to steal cable. I know a lot of people were grateful that the wire started coming on BET the best free channel in the world.
• Kool-Aid – Whether it’s putting it under the pile of circulars at the bottom of your cart [or buggy depending on your geographical location] or if you just pocket a handful of kool-aid most people have or do take them. Grape or Red is the main question to ponder before committing this theft.
• Rent to Own – This is the Urbanites oldest hustle, Renting an item and moving a month after the merchandise is delivered. I have relatives who have furnished their whole apt from Rent-A-Center & Aaron’s. So next time you walk into an Urban apt and wonder why it looks like cribs on a retail salary wonder if they’ve visited R.A.C.
• Clothing – Hey girl let me borrow that shirt/dress/or shoes!! The lender knows in the back of their mind that they are never going to get those new shoes back. They know that Quisha has been plotting to borrow those since the day you bought them. Joell Ortiz reps for the dudes in one of his songs when he raps about borrowing his boys shirt in Brooklyn You don’t want that back!!!
• Your Love – The most stolen thing in the hood is… You guessed it, SEX. There is a common knowledge in Urban America that everybody sleeps with everybody. So best believe someone is going to try to sleep w/ your girlfriend/boyfriend. Chances are you know your bf/gf ex and you all probably had class together. This is the exact meaning of small world. My best friend was with my high school sweetheart before I was… Its just a part of life.

What Have You Stolen?

I never sleep because sleep is the cousin of death. A blogger’s work is never done.

$34 @ Stand Out

There is an old adage which states that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well I believe that a lot of females have forgotten that saying. But whose fault is it? The Mother’s for not teaching her daughter how to cook? The Daughter for not learning how to cook? or the Dad’s for walking out on the mother, leaving the mother to work all day and not find time for her child?

Regardless of whose fault it is, I’m a bit perturb at the idea that 75% of females I’ve been with can’t or couldn’t cook. There was the one who could only boil chicken, the one who burned a hamburger and another who knew how to order the best of everything that delivered. I can ORDER CHINESE BY MY DAMN SELF!!

Learn to cook watch Rachel “I’m not a Muslim” Ray, scream BAM from the kitchen every now and then when you through some seasoning in a pot of stew. I want to smell the aroma of basil and 35 herbs and spices resonating from the kitchen area every once in a while. I get tired of the scent of MSG coming from a brown paper bag with a white plastic bag with a smile on the front. I have at least 400 liltte pieces of cardboard in my cabinet drawer from take out. A million menus and way too many packets of soy sauce in my BRROOWWNN PAaapperr BAaagggg!! I feel like DJ. Khalid or something.

Besides I don’t want to have to look Mr. Chan in the eye while he fumbles for my change in his pockets with hopes that I tell him to keep the change. Because I’m not going to tell him to keep the change b/c I’m going to have to see him again in a few days because my girl can’t cook!! SMCH!!!

Well if not for any other reason, than it’s the Key ingredient of the drink of Urban Champions like Pookie, Ray Ray and June Bug. That drink is… Kool-Aid.

$25 @ Howies

Another Urban morning, in the Urban world but this time I need a favor I need people to send your fan signs so I can fill up a blank space on my side bar. So please email me your blog signs to Xilla At Blogxilla.com. So until you’re featured on BX enjoy some good music.

Jim Jones – [Good Sh!t]

Ciara – [Click, Flash]

Murphy Lee Feat T-Pain – [Shoes]

Rick Ross Feat Pharell – [Get Down]

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Deep down inside of each and every person in the world is a bit of vanity to self absorb that it kisses itself more than the avg person blinks – All is Vanity

$19 – Designed By Humans

Introducing the first ever BlogXilla.com wallpaper. Ever week I’ll give you all a new wallpaper for you to download and decorate your computer screen with. I’m also in the process of making this one into a myspace layout. So be on the lookout for that in the next day or two. I call this one the Children are the Future. It has a lot of hidden meaning. What do you feel when you see this picture?

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50 Cent has a serious problem, he can’t ignore the small things. BET’s Rocsi had an opinion about his album and he calls her a hoe. Does she sell her cooch to the highest bidder? No!! He claims that she has slept with 4 people he knows. 4!! (more…)