Now I have had my share of good and bad cooch in my days, I remember when I first had sex w/ this one girl as soon as I stuck it in I heard music, started seeing hearts, moons, stars, clovers, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows and red balloons yep all of the lucky Charms. Even the special limited time only Lucky Charms. I was shaved bare nice and warm inside.Damn! Sorry I had a flashback.
I love this shirt because for some odd reason it reminds me of Beat Street. When Ramo died due to stepping on the 3rd rail. But anyway lets boogie!!
Lee: [Lee explains about how he got arrested for dancing] Hey, Mom, these fools busted us for dancing, can you believe that?
Cora: I believe you better shut your damn mouth before I decide to leave you down here.
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Lil Wayne took back the beat everybody tried to rape and laced an A Milli Freemix as he called it where he thanks his fans and says he’s that guy from Reading Rainbow but only him in Roots. Kunta!!!!
Lil Wayne - A Milli Remix
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“I’m a monster I sleep whole winters wake up and spit summers” Jay-Z
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Dear Xillionaire,
Since you are the know-it-all when it comes to puss*es… what’s your stance on pubic hair?
Bald, Triangle, Landing strip,Trimmed, or Wild n’ wooly?
I actually prefer it to be Bare, BALD, and smooth as eggs. It’s just something about a Twat full of hair that turns me off!!! Think about it, we just get in from a nice night on the town. We spent all day on our hmmm let’s say 3rd date enjoying a night of drinking cocktails & listening to some Jazz Music, followed by a movie that was actually good, and finished it w/ a walk around the lake where we talked for hours. And not just regular, how was your day talk but a discussion on everything from politics to the exchange of those stories that make you laugh so much that you a single Tear fall from your left pupil. Read the rest of this entry »
Kanye West was a surprise guest at Birthday Bash as he hit the stage to perform “Put On” with Jeezy. This crowd was a lot more receptive than the one he performed in front of in the UK. Overseas at Bonnaroo the fans had to wait hours to see Mr. West “PUT ON” so they began shouting Kanye Sucks, and throwing Glow Sticks on stage some even went back to their sleeping bags. On Sunday, guitarist Robert Randolph had to hate on Mr. West for disappointing his fans, inspiring more “Kanye sucks” chants.
Nonetheless the Birthday Bash crowd showed Kanye a lot of love, so much in fact that Sohh’s Gyant says
Jeezy came on stage with Blood Raw, Usher, Kanye West and the entire CTE family everyone thought the show was over. I mean who could follow that? However, it seems that T.I., Shawty Lo and Soulja Boy were still set to perform. Nobody knew and ultimately a lot of people started to leave not realizing that there was still more to come.
Unlike a real birthday bash where you’ll have a hard time getting your guest to leave. At a kids birthday party people will drop their child off, make a plate and come back right before bed time. It’s like an unwritten rule that the kids can stay and the parent of said birthday child will have to suffer a pain far worst than labor. A new pain known as someone else’s kid.
To celebrate the end of the Glow in the Dark tour, Nooka has made a glow in the dark version of the zub watch. It’s sort of like his shutter glasses but it’s a neat little watch. Now when you’re bumping uglies in the dark you can glow!! Kayne also got a glow in the dark Bike from Pharrell’s Brooklyn Machine Works. In some sad Kanye news, Lil Wayne just might break Kanye’s first week sales.
Lil Mama, Estelle and Lloyd are performing at Six Flags on June 15th, and Power 105.1 are giving away tickets to see them perform live. You can get on all the rides @ Six Flags and check out Lil Mama & Lloyd performing live at 3pm for Free care of BlogXilla.com & Power 105.1!
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Travis from the Gym Class Heroes little brother Tyga got robbed by some goon from G-Unit. Not to worry Lil Wayne got it back they don’t seem too concerned with that since his imagine isn’t thug or nothing like that. But Travis, Ne-Yo and Omar got together to chat it up @ the WeMix Webby Awards After Party. I know you’re wondering what are they talking about? Well here are some things men talk to other men about.
A S S - Yes we talk about booty! If you walk pass a crowd of men there is a 90% chance we are going to start a conversation about your butt. It’s too fat, too wide, just right, an onion, an apple or whatever other slang used at the time.
Sex - We will tell our friends most, not all of the details of the jump off we banged last night. I know me personally, I have a rule to never tell anything if the dude knows the chick, seen her in person or knows someone she knows.
7. A Bottle of Hot Sauce - Whether it’s franks, Texas Pete or Bull you never know when you’re going to need hot sauce or when your man will need some. So be a good wifey and keep some hot sauce on you.
6. A Rat Tail Comb - Because braiding hair, or a track malfunction can take place at any time in Urban America and with the price of gas so high you might have to do some hair on demand just to get home.
5. MAC lip Gloss - This is needed especially if you’re involved with a dude like me because you never know when you’ll have to re-do your lips. If you know what I mean
4. Smart Phone/Cell - For ordering Chinese food, checking your email or posting a blog, sending a tweet or making an emergency booty call. Hell you might just need to call for back up.
