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Weaves: Yakity Tracks, Glue On Your Back

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 24 - 2008

Are weaves going out of style? I remember I used to be with this girl who has so many tracks in her head I thought she worked for Nascar. Now don’t get me wrong I have nothing against a women with tracks in her head my whole thing is Read the rest of this entry »

Story Time - It’s Going Down [1 of 5]

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 23 - 2008

Uncle Xilla can you tell us a story? why sure jump under the hood. Read the rest of this entry »

Talk To The ManXilla - Wax On, Wax Off

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 16 - 2008

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One of my favorite readers sent me a question a while back and Here it goes:

Since you are the know-it-all when it comes to pussies… what’s your stance on pubic hair?

Bald, Triagle, Landing strip, Trimmed, or Wild n’ wooly?

Since I AM Legend BlogXilla I will tackle this w/ Ease… Read the rest of this entry »

50 Cent - Magic Stick Condoms Feel Magical

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 12 - 2008

50 Cent

50 Cent’s new business venture is… You ready? Magic Stick Condoms. I don’t know about y’all but to me this is just all types of wrong.

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Larry Johnson [RB] The Reason Why I’m On The PPP

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 3 - 2008

Larry Johnson & Julissa

Alright, so Larry Johnson, my favorite NFL Running back and resident eye candy to all the ladies, is dating my favorite VJ off of the Negro Channel. SMCH!! No I’m not hating I’m just activating my PPP coverage [P*S$Y Payment Plan] Read Below for more Details.

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New York In MIA Blanks on the Pap - 10 Ways To Please Your Woman

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 2 - 2008

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It’s the new year, so do something new for your woman. Here are 10 tips to keep her from looking for yet another love.

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Joell Ortiz - Chicken Wings Friend Rice Not Enough Duck Sauce

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 2 - 2008

Joell Ortiz - Ups And Downs

Speaking of Chinese Food… Let me tell you a story

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Kim Kardashian Reggie Bush

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Host Mansion Party on New Years Eve.

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I’ll admit I do think these too make a good couple, and with their publicist they’ll be seen every where they go, and they might even become the power couple of 2008. But one thing brother’s both men & women alike… That’s being with or being a hoe.

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Best Of BlogXilla 6- All Up In Your Middle You Taste Like Skittles

Posted by BlogXilla On January - 1 - 2008

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Cee Lo & Friends NYE Jam

Quote of the Day: for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh, we deprive a soul of the sun and light and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy

I got a sweet tooth for you girl I’m tempted to taste. I can’t wait to drink your milk You’re looking like a big ole piece of cake. I’m hungry girl, let me raid your kitchen. There is a fundamental mistake made by the male gender all over the world, and that’s eating the pussy just to get some cooch. You give us good coochie eaters a bad name when we get in a mood like I am in today. Read the rest of this entry »

Kelly Go Bye Bye

Posted by BlogXilla On December - 29 - 2007

A judge Ordered R-Kelly to cancel his Jan 13th concert and the Chris Pokes and Chesters everywhere are pissed. Things don’t look good for Kelly, he’s facing 15 years in prison. Get the Vaseline ready.
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