Last time I did a blog like this, people weren’t even aware of what twitter was, but since it’s creation twitter has been used to talk about sex, sex parts and a bunch of other *uckery. So In order to highlight the wonders and hilarity of twitter I have highlighted the best tweets about the wonders of VAGINA. Enjoy 16 real tweets about the female sex organ. 

Tatted Up

I agree we should eat that instead of turkey

It’s Hers

Crayola C*nt

RHOA Coochie

Frankie

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Check out Lip Service with Angela Yee which always promises to be entertaining. Trey Songz gets asked about his twitter, his balls, and moisturizing…hmmmm

Lip Service Part 1
Lip Service Part 2

-1AM

props to DJ Wonder

Twitter is taking over the nation, so much so that the nations top politicians were sending tweets during Obama’s address. One person even called Michelle Obama a babe! So I decided to search Twitter for people talking about balls, nuts and a special request for tea bagging.

Hurts Balls

More Hurt Balls

Nice Balls

This is my third sex on twitter blog, and I’m still getting shocked by the stuff people tweet on twitter. So this edition, I decided to focus on the vagina and it’s nicknames. You’re in for a wild ride, one chick said she put pop rocks inside of her… yeah happy reading.

Cold Vagina

Big Vagina

Smothered Vagina

Click the next number for more Vagina Tweets

I keep hearing more and more women say this. My home girl Aura from ATF brought this to my attention to I decided to open this up to my twitter freaks to see what they had to say.

popjunkie @BlogXilla He text me 10 times in 15 minutes… Insecurity is bitch status

savvyfatty @BlogXilla Bragd abt how big it was.Then I said PULL IT OUT! He did &it was on newborn status. Then he covered it, saying “I embarasd myslf”

MartineATF @blogxilla: just yesterday, this guy was literally sitting next to his phone waiting 4 me 2 call.. Every 30 mins he’d hit me up Or when a guy is strictly your friend and he starts with.. “It really hurt my feelings when…”

TNHOTT @blogxilla he stay talking sweet love talk instead of just blowing the back out

EssAyKay @blogxilla delete me from his myspace page cuz he didnt get his way.

AgentDjeff @BlogXilla A: Kept arguing-going back and forth, contending just for what seemed like the “funofit”. Yea…bitch move pahhtna! lol

cristalbubblin @BlogXilla my ex and I got into an arguement about me going out with my girls and drinking. he got on his knees, started crying, and begged 2nd this guy I work with, a girl told him he looked chunky at the club and he wouldn’t leave the dj booth for 2 hours lmao

KittyCleopatra @BlogXilla scream & jump backwards after seeing a spider

Last night I hopped on Twitter to drum up votes for my nomination in the Black Weblog Awards when I decided to jokingly ask Karrine for her support. Here is what she twitted back.

@BlogXilla Segregation was a good idea but then we fought to be all “equal” & shit & now we wanna have our own shit again.I’m confused.LOL Hi.Have we met? My name is KarrineSteffans & I’m a celeb.Was on Oprah & everything.Well, I get paid to do just about everything. I don’t co-sign anything w/out a contract and a check. It’s all business to me.Someone has to pay for the $1.5 milli estate!

To which I reply:

@KarrineSteffans I love you and all but I’m what we call a broke nigga trying to get paid to do everything I have TRAFFIC and I don’t pay 4 anything… cept child support. And I’m a celeb too I can’t leave my house without someone saying or reading what i’ve wrote. Vince Young wanted to retire because of one of my post . and I still love you. Oprah is just Harpo spelled backwards. SMCH!

We continue to go back and forth and then she challenges my gangster and says:

LOL. Somebody tell @BlogXilla he can’t play chess w/ Bobby Fischer! LOL!

Then I replied:

Somebody tell @KarrineSteffans She’s a PC and I’m a MAC! I’m the REDEEM TEAM and she’s Angola! LMAO!!

We continue to go back and forth to where people are telling her she should bring me as her date to her party, She mentions she’s a best selling author. I tell her

@KarrineSteffans Over a period of six months, the median best seller in the Stanford study averaged weekly sales of just over 3,600 copies. My traffic is quadruple that in a day. And that’s not to take anything away from you at all i’m just saying my blog is business.

She flips and tell me I can’t interview her anymore and that I’m about to get blocked from her twitter! lol

When I was younger I used to pull my manxilla out anywhere and give it to my even younger girlfriend. We did it in the movies, the park, and even when her father dropped her off at the public library. Even as an adult I tend to be a bit of a voyeur, as I did something I can’t write about on a fall night in “the city” But I asked my Twitter friends what are some good ways to let your mate know you want them here and now!

I usually just rub against him so he knows what time it is. @KittyCleopatra

I’ll say ‘You look a little hungry’..lol @Poeticgenesis

Let me play in your pamper…lol. @MrMarcusX

Lol b*tch f*ck some lol @FreddyO

“I… want… it, papi” in the most sexiest seductive-almost moaninq voice ever @SimplyUnCool

“Baby, you know those urges of mine… well, i have no panties on and i’m dripping. We need to take care of this right now. or i could just be real G-code like, and hug him and put my hands down his pants and no words will be needed @TroublemakerSup

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