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….around 4:45 is where the magic happens…MAGIC I SAY!

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How many times has the pull out method failed you? If you don’t know what the pull out method is it’s when a man and a woman have unprotected sex and the guy withdraws his “manxilla” right before he reaches the promise land. Many women believe that they can still get pregnant if they use this way instead of birth control pills, but if done correctly there is only a 4% change of pregnancy. I’m happy to announce that BlogXilla.com proudly supports the pull out method for the following reasons.

It Feels Good: With all the advances in technology and science they have still yet to make a condom that feels like the real thing. While you can’t run around using the pull out method with every man or women you come across, if done correctly with a trusted and experienced partner you can have the feeling with out the life changer that follows nine months later.

* It can be used to prevent pregnancy when no other method is available.
* There are no medical or hormonal side effects.
* No prescription is necessary.
* It is free.

It works according to planned parenthood, of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 4 will become pregnant each year if they always do it correctly. Even when a guy is a little “nut” happy still only 27 women became knocked up.

I mean I know the pull out method has never failed me. I know the computer screen probably got a side eye from some of you, but let me explain. I can feel when I’m about to bust and I’ll admit I’ve intentionally let off a few drops to get that inside feeling not caring about whether it would produce a child or not. When I am with a woman whom I’m in a committed relationship with, but know I do not want to have a kid by her I pull out, or never get to experience unprotected sex with her.

Men know what we are doing at all times, sure we may play like it was a mistake or we couldn’t help it, but we do. I didn’t want to let myself believe I had control until I had children. I’ve been childless for 7 years now… There are no excuses for a mistake, I pull out effectively.

But there is something else that is equally amazing about the pull out method and that’s busting a nut on a woman. I love it so much that I’ve came up with the top 5 body parts to come on.

One of my readers asked me if there was a difference between black women giving head and white women giving head. So, I thought the ladies might want to know the difference. Like to hear it here it go.

In reference to feel, there really isn’t any difference what so ever, you might get some bomb head you might get lousy head. The difference is….

Timing – A White girl will suck you off the first day she meets you, as long as she knows the first letter of your name.

A Black girl will suck you off the first day she meets you, but she needs to know your full name.

A White girl is going to put it in her mouth.

A Black girl is going to inspect it first make sure you don’t have anything growing off of it then put it in her mouth.

More white girls deep throat than black girls

I think it is fact that all white girls swallow

There is a 50% chance that your a Black girl will swallow the load.

Other than that… There is no difference what so ever.

I think it’s safe to say that Buffie the Body is the premiere booty in the industry since Deelishes and her stretch marks have been outed. (The glory of photoshop) But when Buffie first got in the game her man couldn’t handle the fame and attention of her job.

“I think he’s getting fed up. He started tripping a little bit. He
saying I’m never home, I’m not paying him any attention and he’s
feeling neglected. So he might be out looking for somebody else. I
might be without a boyfriend in the next couple of months. Am I supposed to stop modeling to be with him? If I wanted him to quit
his job he wouldn’t quit his job to be with me. He done built a life
for him, so now I’m trying to build one for me. I wanna keep him, but I
don’t like to be stressed.” ~ Buffie

I hear a lot of females comment on the fact that their man, or any man can’t deal with them being successful and focused on their business. Well I believe that we as men need to swallow our pride and understand that when you have a woman who is determined to be successful you have to do certain things in order for the relationship to work.

Remember that she is a great woman, and probably the best woman you’ve ever had so don’t take her for granted.

Don’t whine because she can’t spend a lot of time with you, because in the long run every moment will be better due to the hard work the both of you put in the relationship.

Schedule time for the 2 of you to be together. She has to eat, so take the lead by setting dinner reservations or preparing dinner can get you some extra points.

Nothing says take a break like good s*x, so hit it from the back, and say the right things and she’ll be down to spend more time with you.

You want to know what men really think? Well here are some things men want the ladies to know.

• We love it when you have an orgasm even if you fake it because we can’t tell the difference. It builds our ego and makes us try even harder the next time to experience that sort of sexual high again.
• Yeah your friend has a nice butt, and your sister has some of the sexiest boobs ever, but I love you and everything about you. Never forget that.
• I might lie to you just to make you feel good. Like when you shave your real eyebrows off to draw fake ones off. It’s not cute it’s sort of crazy. There I said it
• If you really want my attention during football, or any other sports event… give head
• When we play fight, don’t fight so hard.
• When you ask us which outfit you should wear, we are going to pick the one easiest to take off of you.
• We love a lady who knows how to hold her drinks, watches sports and listens to more than just old school R&B
• If you can cook 4 good meals we can order out the other 3 nights and be happy for the rest of our lives together.
• We love it when you watch adult flicks with us.
• If you follow politics… that makes you 100% sexier to us.

That if you suck a d*ck it could save your t*ts

The AP is reporting; Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

This is a remarkable breakthrough in medicine, men everywhere now have an excuse to get their none swallowing wife, jump off or side piece to gulp the man batter. Life just got 25% better.

An ode to giving head, see this is the reason why despite him kissing Birdman, and posing w/ a cop behind him for a condom ad, I still fcuks w/ this dude!! A while back I wrote a blog called Roc The Mic, and my readers blessed all of my female readers with a great how to guide of how to go down.

Ladies get out our pens, and take notes. Written by Lacy D & encouraged By Bahama Mama & Chrissy Snow

Chapter 1

Deep throat action. How to defeat the gag reflex.

When mastering the art of deep throating, one must learn their limits. I find that if you work your mouth on the johnson like your man would work his johnson in your “Virginia”, then your results will be much better. So start slow, tis better this way also because you’ll get the johnson nice and liquidy!!! The wetter, the better. When you feel yourself gagging, don’t jump up for air. Play it off, and slowly go down deeper again. I find that if you extend your tounge, you can go down even further. This will stimulate the johnson to astronomical proportions. Remember, good head means good johnson for you.

Chapter 2 Lip Pressure

In the art of giving head, you kind of have to study your mate. One of my tricks for my mandingo buddies is the pressure applied with my lips (note not lips and tongue). When I give head, I kind of have a rhythm behind it. Allow me to explain (why do I sound like a how to doctor). So when I’m going fast on the head of the johnson, I won’t apply as much pressure with my lips and kind of tuck my tongue back so all he feels is my lips over the tip of the head, up, and down, up and down, up and down, faster, and faster, and faster, then I’ll slow it down, go deeper, and apply more pressure with my lips, when I come back up, slowly, I’ll do a twirly trick around the johnson with my tongue, come all the way up, creating a loud sucking sound due to the release of the johnson from my lips. Then I’ll let the dick stand tall, chase it with my tongue, and do the same process all over again. CURLING TOES, CURLING FINGERS, CURLING EVERYTHING with that little method.

For More Tips Check Out the Roc The Mic Blog.

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It surprises me that some females still can’t do 2 things, ride d**K or Give Brains. One chick went down on me and did such a poor job I pulled it out of her mouth then mean mugger her so hard, that I think a single tear fell down her face. But I do remember a few times I got dome that made my toes curl.

NaKesha - We all know a Kesha don’t we, well this isn’t that one. But she gives dome like the construction company that build the Astrodome. She technique was quite simple. She licked the manxilla with a mouth full of spit, traced her tongue down the vein on the base, came up and devoured it. I swear my balls might have touched her tonsils. She didn’t use any hands just tongue and lips. She sucked gentle focusing on the head, tracing her tongue around it and then deep inside of her mouth. It was amazing. I like that technique but it had nothing on…

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Brenda from The Bronx – Now she was a hands on player, I remember the first time she blessed me. I was laying on her bed, watching reruns of sportscenter. It was late and she wanted it, she ducked under the covers unzipped my pants and twirled her tongue all over my ManXilla. Lifting it up w/ the suction of her mouth and rubbing with her hands. She kissed and stroked, kissed and stroke. By the time it was hard, it was drowning in spit. I love sloppy blow jobs. She massaged the balls as she worked her mouth all over my johnson. She was more of a Shaft girl, sucking it like one of those Red, White and Blue Popsicles, allowing long strings of saliva to fall and tickle my balls as she worked her magic… Amazing. She didn’t swallow but she worked it into my dick and licked it all up, spitting the residue back on to me and repeating the process until my boxers were soaked. Still she has nothing on the chick who superheaded me..

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She was a natural, I was amazed b/c… To be continued in Looking for my Cinderella later today.

Written For BlogXilla.com By: Xilla

I often wondered why men pay for S3X. It’s 2008 and the price of cooch has plummeted. It might just be at an all time low. Before you get mad, the price of the D has been rock bottom. It’s so low men are paying to give it away. But Nonetheless, more and more women are cool w/ being the jump off or side piece knowing full well he has a girl, yet still willing to do the Dutch Style Georgia Peach Cream Pie with a dude after his girl leaves for work.

Why is this the case? I had a woman who knew I was involved, she knew b/c there was a picture of me and my girl on my desk. But the naughty e-mails, sexy picture message, and flirting never stopped. The pussy was practically being thrown at me faster then a steroid induced Roger Clemens fastball.

I tried to resist, but one day during my lunch break, she asked to come with me, I obliged, we talked and before I knew it, lunch was me. We parked on the side of the road and she slobbed my knob like a retard pretending to be a baby and using the door as a pacifier. In case you were wondering she swallowed.

We went back to work like nothing happened, and I went home feeling a bit upset with myself b/c I was really trying to be faithful. I never got caught but it stuck in the back of my mind as I showered another womans spit of the Manxilla.

Why do you think women are comfortable being the side piece?

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