I’ve had my share of crazy women in my life, like the one who threaten to break all the windows in my momma’s house because I wouldn’t go in for a round 2, the one who keyed my door to let me know she was at my house, and the other one who befriended me, sexed me, and gave me money just so she could get with my boy. But, this bird brain huzzie in the video above takes the cake. She jumped in a dirty as lake for Algernod Lanier Washington aka Plies.

Word of advice, dude made us clear the halls of one concert so he could make a grand entrance, how are you going to be a goon and a diva. SMCH (the act of sucking one’s teeth in utter disgust)

Remember back in the day when one producer would do an artist whole album? [Am I showing my age?] Well Jay-Z has picked Kanye to produce most of his Blueprint 3 album. I’ve actually knew about this like 3 weeks ago but I was told I couldn’t say anything about it. Thats one of the downfalls of being a blogger. Out of all the stuff you know, you can only write about 20% of it. And Jocking Jay-Z will be “leaked” as soon as Jay drops the 3rd verse on the track.

Before Jay-z and Beyonce, before Nick Cannon and Mariah, and before Fantasia & Dro the number 1 hood couple was Aaliyah & Dame Dash. In my opinion the coolest hip hop couple ever. Dame once said of Aaliyah “Wherever we were was like our own little party, in our own little world. She was the only girl that got to hang out with my homeboys on the level of a homeboy. It was like being able to be with your homeboy and your girl at the same time” If that’s not hood love. For the rest of the list Scroll down.

Rumors of them kissing on video shoots, being number 2 in your own video, and having the hottest rapper call you out on it… BITCHASSNESS Diddy & Ma$e come in @ Number 5

Faith & Tupac comes in @ number 4 being as if they weren’t really a couple they just fcuked. This relationship reeks of hood. Faith being the grimey Newark NJ chick she is, said F if i’m married imma be the hoe my momma raised and crept over to Pac. Pac being the hood dude he was shouted it to the whole world in a song. Classic hoodness, and what was the end result? The dude dead the female left to continue running her whoredom.

At number 3, Mike Tyson & Robin Givens. Mike never scared to go upside his chicks head when she got out of line was the King Kong Gorilla pimp of the 80’s. Robin the black Ivanna Trump took that dude for everything he owned. A few smacks upside the head are worth millions.

Leave it up to the coolest white person in the world to be the most hood. At number 2 is Kim & Marshall. Drugs, Pistol whippings, jail, and threats of murder. Almost every ghetto stereotype a couple could be these two are that. Look at the picture closely Kim even has a pack of newports in her hand. SMCH

Apparently there is an actually Ghetto Film School where Dame Dash & Marky Mark are on the advisory board. Part of there mission statement is “ASSETS-BASED teaching – recognizing the glass is also “half-full” with today’s urban youth” I wonder if they teach people how to make movies like Soul Plane and Death of a Dynasty. Oh and the 2 woman Dame is hugged up with are also in attendance at the 4th Annual Ghetto Film School benefit dinner and awards ceremony at Bottino on June 9, 2008 in New York City. I bet they served Fried Chicken and Watermelon.

If you could see the look on my face right now. I started to write this long rant on how big lips are in and how everyone wants to be a nigger. But then I realized that I might as well know who a person is before I bash them. So I google Amanda Lepore and come to find out this is a man!!! So I’ll just reserve my comments to myself.

You’re not too cute not to burp, fart, sneeze or cough. I think its so sexy for a girl to have body movements, that require them to say excuse me. Because most of them are so focused on trying to be cute that they hold them in and mess up their insides at the sake of trying to be cute. SMCH!!

You’re not too cute not to burp, fart, sneeze or cough. I think its so sexy for a girl to have body movements, that require them to say excuse me. Because most of them are so focused on trying to be cute that they hold them in and mess up their insides at the sake of trying to be cute. SMCH!!

You’re not too cute not to burp, fart, sneeze or cough. I think its so sexy for a girl to have body movements, that require them to say excuse me. Because most of them are so focused on trying to be cute that they hold them in and mess up their insides at the sake of trying to be cute. SMCH!!

You’re not too cute not to burp, fart, sneeze or cough. I think its so sexy for a girl to have body movements, that require them to say excuse me. Because most of them are so focused on trying to be cute that they hold them in and mess up their insides at the sake of trying to be cute. SMCH!!

Tina said: “Beyonce was one of the ones that were sitting in front of her little television, her little self looking at the big screen when I was Tina in the ‘Ike and Tina Turner days’ and she took from all the stars at the time. Diana Ross influenced her, I influenced her. What I like about her is that she knows what she’s doing, she really did her homework and decided to stay elegant. She’s not rock ‘n’ roll – she’s totally elegant. Unless your rock ‘n’ roll from the heart you can’t mimic that. The stance, the movements, it has to come from the inside.” Source

Newsflash Tina, I don’t think Beyonce was born, I do think all those blows to the head did something to your thought process. Looooovvveee Yooooo