[BlogXilla] Dot Com

The Following blog was written by J.Knox for BlogXilla.com

It’s been said that women reach their sexual peak between the ages of 30 and 45. I’m 27 and my peak came early. I’ve always had a healthy sexual appetite, but in the last year or so, I’ve become a monster. If I am not having sex, I am thinking and/or talking about it. I am currently on a four-plus times a week d*ck diet, anything less and I turn into a wicked B-word. I’m not exactly content with the four times, but because folks have gotta work and pay bills, I guess it will suffice. However, trust that masturbation has become a daily habit like flossing after every meal. It’s bad. But, damn it’s so good.

I have friends, some in their 30’s, who go on year-long sexual sabbaticals like its nothing at all. How do they do it? A whole YEAR?!?! Here is how yours truly handled a recent five day drought… I sent the following “Disposition Disclaimer” to my roommate and closest friends;

(more…)

(more…)

If I were to tell you a story about a pizza guy ringing the bell, then a half naked wife answers the door frustrated her husband isn’t there to fill her up with extra pepperoni. You would immediately think of a porn right? Well the good folks over at PG porn wants to ask you something.

How many times have you been watching a great porn film – you’re really enjoying the story, the acting, the cinematography – when, all of the sudden, they ruin everything with PEOPLE HAVING SEX? A bunch of times, right?

Check out the first episode nailing your wife… it’s porn with out the sex.

Do you watch porn for the plot or the sex?

The following blog was written by Just Steph for BlogXilla.com

You must be willing to try anything at least once, for your man. By anything, I mean ANYTHING. This includes anal sex (or entering through the “back” door). When first approached by this idea by my “exclusive” guy, I was interested. It seemed so exciting, different…and needed to be tried. I’ll be the first to admit that the idea of pain did not sit well with me. But didn’t losing my virginity hurt? Sure! Was it worth it? Absolutely! Pleasure to me is deeply entangled in pain. Perhaps it’s just me, but pain is hot.

(more…)

A woman is the most beautiful creature ever placed on the earth, maybe this is why men expect women to look like a movie star 24 hours 7 days a week. Yet, after dating for a while something happens, she will put away the sexy night gown and she will put on her inside clothes. The wife beater, old shorts and a scarf. Some may think this Aunt Jemina look isn’t sexual appealing, but I say this is when she is at her best.

(more…)

Do you let your man check your myspace password? Well after some lame dude sent Joe Budden’s girl a message on the space “trying to holla” Budden breaks down the proper myspace etiquette.

Do You Let your lover check your myspace page?

Between us, what would he find if he checked your myspace page?

Please keep in mind that I use the word b*tch in the form of: Being a random b*tch from the block or a female who a man does not care about other than having sex.

Chivalry is dead and women killed it. With all due respect some of you females are b*tches. They floss around town acting as if their sh*t don’t stink, when the size of their turds are as big as Iron Mike Tyson’s neck in his prime. If this was House Party you are the person who broke the toilet. They problem stems from men who will sleep with anything with a whole between their legs, causing chicken heads to get big headed like babies with down syndrome. They trick off on women to get them to do things they would have done for a number 2 from McDonald’s.

(more…)

“Love is a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.” I believe that the warm feeling you get from love is nothing more than a side effect of pain, I guess you can call love the four hour erection of the heart. If you’re in love call your doctor.

(more…)