Women often get to my site by searching the term how to get a bigger butt. I wonder about the importance of a big butt? Myself I’m not a big thick girl fan. I mean I like butt just as much as the rest of the men in the world, but a big booty never looks as good as it does in a pair of jeans. As soon as the pants come off, stretch marks and dimples are everywhere!
Dear Xilla,
Here is My Dilemma: Girl meets guy and they both agree that they will be cut buddies and nothing more. After a few chance meetings guy starts calling girl more than he should. Guy starts wanting to spend more time with girl. Guy wants to know all of girl’s whereabouts. Guy starts calling girl his girl then guy slips and says I love you.
Didn’t men make the rules to this whole f*&* buddy arrangement in the first place now they are having the hardest time following them.
Signed, F. Buddy
Dear F. Buddy
Yes men did make the cut buddy rules, but we all don’t know them so I’ve included a few rules I wrote a while back. Here is what you do. Click the share this link in the bottom left hand corner of this blog and post this blog as a bulletin on your page. The rules are below.
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As I sit at my desk just thinking about life and trying to figure out my next move to get over the hump and become more successful as a writer. I can’t help but think of the way her lips felt on mine. What her tongue motion is like, how she moves her lips while going down and then it hits me. Oral sex is very important in a relationship, whether you swallow or not. Gone are the days of females who “don’t give it”, but we are in a new era of females. An era I like to call “The Pause Era”.
C.A.F. Confusion After [the f-word]ing. Why does this happen? We all have heard it said, sex confusing things. Two people have been talking as friends for a while and one too many long island ice teas later they’ve slept together and things gets nuts.
She now thinks she is his girlfriend. She starts checking his cell phone, looking under his car seats for condom wrappers and smelling his dick whenever she sees him. Even when they bump into each other at the grocery store. She starts to call his house at all times of the night to see if she hears “that B*tch” in the background. She does things she never has done before because she is now dicknotized.
He nows stalks her myspace page, threatens to beat up her play brothers, real brothers and cousins because they blinked in her presence. He shows up at her job, trying to take her out to lunch at 8am in the morning. She calls her 50 million times to which she ignores every single call like her phone doesn’t ring. He then calls from a block number like she didn’t see his number on her caller id 2 milliseconds earlier. SMCH
They are both confused. But for what? You just had sex idiots, you were drunk and horny and your “friend” was in the room at the time. It doesn’t mean you now hold the exclusive rights. It means that you just slept with your friend because you were drunk and horny. Or whatever the circumstances might be. It’s nothing more. Sex should never confuse things. Unless you define everything out nothing changes. Or I should say nothing should change. What do you think?
Women have a new number one lie, and it’s sweeping the nation. This lie has topped: “I gotta man”, “Sure I’m going to call you” and even “this is my real hair”. The new number one lie told by females is, “I got the bomb @ss pu$$y, and you wouldn’t know what to do w/ it” Really?!? Females have now taking over the role of lying on their goodies and I’m not going to take it anymore.
Written by Anika for BlogXilla.com
I absolutely LOVE music. Nothing brings out the emotions in me as does a good R&B song. So naturally, when Im involved in a love-making session, music playing softly in background puts me in a much more passionate mood than without. Here are my top 5 favorite jams to contract my vaginal muscles to (in no particular order):
Not That I ever tried crack or anything like that, but some good loving will make you do some crackish things. I bet if I close my eyes and think hard enough I can think back to the time I was deep in some good loving. I felt my sack tighten up and a few minutes later the condom was filled with my man milk. I tried to pull out, but I couldn’t. She had locked her legs around my back and refused to let me out of her. I looked her in her eyes and asked her to release me, she refused. She said she wanted more, to which I replied we’ve been doing it for almost an hour and I’m done. She still wouldn’t let me go.
If it Smells Like Trout Get Out
If she smells like sanitation garbage, I’ll turn like door knobs. All women face the problem of having the fishy woo woo at some point in there life. Whether it’s after a day at the gym, a hot summer’s day or just because she failed to wash herself properly. It’s embarrassing when it smells during sex, and frustrating to us men.
