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You Kissed Why Tell?

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 5 - 2008

It’s lame dudes, like Fredro Starr who make it hard for us regular dudes. The majority of females love “going down” but they don’t want the negative comments and names that come with it. If you didn’t catch his words I have the video below but they read as follows

So you were just smashing that [Brandy]?

Fredro: Nah, I never f*cked her. The head was good though. The head was crazy, you know what I’m sayi …. I never hit it though. When I was trying to hit it she was f*cking with Wanye [Boys II Men]. But Ray J’s my n*gga, Brandy’s my n*gga. It was a good time, man. Moesha was good.

Now let me be the first to say that there is nothing wrong with Brandy shinning the knob of a has been rapper if that what pleases her. At the same time men, why put a female on blast? Imagine if Brandy came back and said dude came in 2 minutes? Then what would he say? Her poom poom stinks? It’s at that moment that adult relationships become so high school and since we are not Zach Morris & Kelly Kapowski I think its time we grow up. Read the rest of this entry »

The 5 Most Do-able Females in Music

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 3 - 2008

A friend of mine asked me which RnB singer I would rather “do” Beyonce or Ciara. I said neither. As much as I Stan for Jay I wouldn’t f’ after him with another dudes johnson. And well Ciara slept with Bow Wow… I would feel like R-Kelly. I mean with the wonderful list of fresh faces out there who could pick just one. My list is as followed. Read the rest of this entry »

11 Great Excuses To Do The Nasty

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 3 - 2008

Have you ever wanted to give someone the greatest sex in all the land, yet you don’t have a good enough reason to their private bedroom Wh**e? Well here are a few excuses to get it on. Read the rest of this entry »

Lil Wayne - A Milli

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 2 - 2008

Has Lil Mr. Carter finally lost his creativity? I mean after blazing so many tracks has he run out of idea’s? This video of him walking from his trailer, getting dressed, having some thick chick apply lip gloss to his lips… Ummm Lil Mama should sue for copyright infringement.

3 Reasons Your Boo Is Not Talking To You

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 2 - 2008

If you’re anything like me then this has happened to you before, the person you love is mad at you and you have no idea why they’re mad. Even though they insist there is no problem, you can tell their heated because of the cold concentrated look they have on the wall, and by how much effort they are placing on not talking to you. Meanwhile you have no clue whats pissing them off. It’s simply because its probably something small that they know they shouldn’t be mad over, but your best friend of the opposite sex just sent a text that made you giggle like a school girl and someone’s emotions are running wild. The following is a list of why they might be hot. Read the rest of this entry »

Double Dating, Double Trouble

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 1 - 2008

You’re on a double date and the person on the other side is getting all the attention reminding you why you don’t double date. But your best friend begged you to come along because their boo had their friend with them. You figured a night out and a few drinks couldn’t hurt so you tag alone, now you’re regretting your decision.  Well here are some tips to help you shine. Read the rest of this entry »

S.I.T. #3 - I Got A Crush on You

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 28 - 2008

Pulitzer Prize winning author Katherine Anne Porter once said Childhood is the fiery furnace in which we are melted down to essentials and that essentially shaped for good.

Remember when you where a kid and the little girl down the street would always come to your house to play, often bringing you candy or other sweet delights? You knew she liked you, and though you did not return her affection, you allowed her to continue. Hey why not? There was always someone there who wanted to play with you and hey it’s free candy. Who could say no to that?

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Ding Ding Ding - Ready For Round 2

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 27 - 2008

While You\'re waiting for him to get it hard again

It’s just not fair, he’s in orgasm euphoria and she’s in the lobby of frustration ready to hit him with the head board for not slowing up and giving her a few more strokes so she could slide down to orgasm euphoria as well. So now she’s mad, and not in the hurry to suck like the NY Knicks on draft day, which might significantly cut down the wait time.

Yet, as you read this a couple just like you and your main squeeze are in bed re-enacting a verse from Lil Kim’s Hardcore album. After a few more strokes he makes “the announcement” and then it happens. He pulls out of her and spreads his baby batter all over her stomach. She’s not upset because she knows the real show happens when he gets back up and performs for round 2. But what happens in the meantime? Or better yet, what should happen during what I like to call the Re-Up.

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Jay-Z & The Gambling Habit

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 27 - 2008

Imagine the man you see in the picture just went all in, what do you do? Scared money don’t make money right? So you match him. In an interview with TIME OUT Jay-Z revealed he you can’t beat him in Blackjack or  Poker. “I’m a pretty big, almost professional, gambler,” Jay said, adding “I’m not gonna say any names because that’ll mess it all up, but there are these little private clubs you can go to in the West End where you can hang out and gamble, and it’s pretty cool.”

Sexual Intellectual Tip# 3 - Playing cards, or any game for clothes can lead to sex. Other game that can lead to sex include truth or dare, NBA Live, Madden, and patty cake. To avoid having sex avoid all games for clothes, bet money. This tip has not been sponsored by Jigga N I G G A the ten pound lip N I G G A

Moral Oral - The Toss Salad Man

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 26 - 2008

I came home from a hard day’s work, me and the old lady were talking on the phone at lunch about how much we missed each other I couldn’t wait to get home. I was going to eat that p*ssy like a Somalian at a Buf-Fit (buffet).

I get in the door my dinner is cooked plate prepared on the table. I kiss her on the cheek, she sits at the table and holds a great conversation w/ me over dinner, we exchange jokes and the going ons of our days… Go upstairs to get in bed…. Read the rest of this entry »