If you’re anything like me then this has happened to you before, the person you love is mad at you and you have no idea why they’re mad. Even though they insist there is no problem, you can tell their heated because of the cold concentrated look they have on the wall, and by how much effort they are placing on not talking to you. Meanwhile you have no clue whats pissing them off. It’s simply because its probably something small that they know they shouldn’t be mad over, but your best friend of the opposite sex just sent a text that made you giggle like a school girl and someone’s emotions are running wild. The following is a list of why they might be hot. Read the rest of this entry »

You’re on a double date and the person on the other side is getting all the attention reminding you why you don’t double date. But your best friend begged you to come along because their boo had their friend with them. You figured a night out and a few drinks couldn’t hurt so you tag alone, now you’re regretting your decision.  Well here are some tips to help you shine. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s just not fair, he’s in orgasm euphoria and she’s in the lobby of frustration ready to hit him with the head board for not slowing up and giving her a few more strokes so she could slide down to orgasm euphoria as well. So now she’s mad, and not in the hurry to suck like the NY Knicks on draft day, which might significantly cut down the wait time.

Yet, as you read this a couple just like you and your main squeeze are in bed re-enacting a verse from Lil Kim’s Hardcore album. After a few more strokes he makes “the announcement” and then it happens. He pulls out of her and spreads his baby batter all over her stomach. She’s not upset because she knows the real show happens when he gets back up and performs for round 2. But what happens in the meantime? Or better yet, what should happen during what I like to call the Re-Up.

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Now I have had my share of good and bad cooch in my days, I remember when I first had sex w/ this one girl as soon as I stuck it in I heard music, started seeing hearts, moons, stars, clovers, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows and red balloons yep all of the lucky Charms. Even the special limited time only Lucky Charms. I was shaved bare nice and warm inside.Damn! Sorry I had a flashback.

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Regina King, is a beautiful woman, she was your little sister on Friday, and the wife of your favorite actor as you cuddled with your girlfriend/boyfriend on your movie date. Now she’s set to star in a Lifetime original movie “Living Proof,” which tells the true story of a UCLA doctor who developed the breast cancer drug Herceptin. With out of a doubt she’s doing big things, yet if giving the chance I could never sleep with her. I couldn’t even F U C K her with another dudes D I C K!! Simply because whenever I look at her I see Huey P Freeman from the Boondocks!!!

I simple can’t fathom hitting it from the back only to hear Huey’s voice saying “Go Harder Daddy” or “F me like a dirty little” well you get the picture. Just writing it sends chills down my spine. I simply can’t do it. I’ve always lived by the phrase for every beautiful woman there is a dude in the world who can’t stand her. So here is my question to you, is there someone who is totally qualified to get, get get it… That you just wouldn’t get down with? Talk to me.

I think many of us have been down that road when you find out that the person you just started dating, or at least have a mutual interest in, has kids. You really like this person, so you think you might give it chance, or perhaps their children don’t bother you at all… yet. I’ve come up with some reasons why it is not a good idea to get in a relationship with someone with kids. Read the rest of this entry »

The gorgeous Teairra Mari aka The latest recipient of a Lil Wayne Lolli Pop Hosted the Jean Addicts Pre BET Launch Party. As you can see in the pictures the ladies got a little frisky but lets say you’re hanging with a bunch of beautiful people, and you’ve got your eye on a few of them. Yet you haven’t decided which one is going to be your next Bust It Baby. But just when you’ve made up your mind and evaluated which one is the dumb one, which one is the easy one and which one is the qualified to carry your last name, or let you have their last name, the dumb one does something dumb and has just claimed you as “theirs”. Suddenly you feel like the Moon when Neil Armstrong took one small step for man, and one giant step for mankind.

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I remember back in the day when Video Music Box came on right before Rap City, they used to play a joint from Omar Epps and the Wolfpack called Definition. This is my joint, and was my theme song back in the day. So Question for all the ladies. What’s Your Definition of a man? I thought the plan was go hand and hand please make me understand! You be acting like you don’t give a damn, as if a damn was all you have to give a man.

I know some of you may be thinking to your self that, there is no way in hell your man would be hugged up against another female, like Will Smith and Charlize Theron were at the premiere of Hancock. But when you tell your wife what to think, then hey there is nothing to fear. The Fresh Prince told reporters

“Divorce can’t be an option - it’s really that simple. If you just remove the option… because, if you have the option, one day that person’s gonna make you wanna divorce. That’s been a huge part of the success for she (Pinkett Smith) and I… We’re like, ‘Listen, we’re gonna be together one way or the other so might as well try and be happy.”

I need to get my money up asap, yet I wonder is Jada the one who is off or does she just get it? Does she understand that a man may stray but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love her anymore or is it just a matter of home being taken care of?

I remember Martin Lawrence told a joke on You So Crazy where he said that the nicer the house is the harder it is for a woman to leave. Maybe its for the kids, no one really nows for sure but why do women stay when they probably should leave?

Neck twirls, finger snaps, cuss words, rolling eyes and ripped out tracks of yaki weave on the ground are all sign that an angry black woman is in the area. The media portrays black women in the worst light. A quick glance at the evening news and your guaranteed to see at least one toothless dark skinned woman within the first 10 minutes.

I used to think that these images of black women on the news were due to all the sane black women with teeth actually having jobs and not being able to witness crime at 2 in the afternoon. However I am sadly mistaken. These days if you’re not buying a woman a drink, or being told that she can buy her own damn drink then 9 times out of ten you’re going to get some neck twirls, finger snaps, cuss words, and a SMCH [official definition - the act of sucking ones teeth in utter disgust.]

Sadly, the reality of today is that these women are still pissed Raheem

• left her angry ass for Becky
• used her for a pair of Jordan’s, a ride to probation, a Lil Wayne CD & 3 Quickies
• never pays her any attention, but drools at her best friends enormous boobs
• is more in love with No Job Having Quisha and her 4 kids than her and her ivy league education

Some of those reasons may not apply to certain black women, another woman might simply be pissed off that she whored her self out for 24 years and all she has to show for it are 2 cured std’s, a stretched out coochie and a neat trick she can do with her tongue.

Now surely in no way do I believe all black women are angry b–ches and we’ll all be kidding ourselves if we try to pretend that there aren’t a few angry black b–ches out there, messing it up for all the real black queens. I believe Whoopi Goldberg said Read the rest of this entry »