If you’ve been in a relationship then you know that sex can quickly become predictable. You’re watching tv in bed, turn off the lights, feel on a booty and get it started and then roll over and go to sleep. In the everyday hustle we become set in our ways and sex is just sex. So in order to spice up our love lives I came up w/ a few fantastic freaky ways to start making love.

The P. Diddy (Take That, Take That)

• Diddy made the phrase take that famous in the nineties. This was Burr before Burr was burr. So why not bring this classic phrase into the bedroom. While your boo is in the house doing chores, reading, or even on the phone simply sneak up behind them and start having sex. Women should unzip and pull out their man’s manxilla and go to work. Men, we should grab our lady by the back of the neck, throw them on the bed and get busy. Pull down her pants and do everything written in this blog here, then put her on all fours and put her in these positions described in this blog here. She’ll love you I promise.

The Surprise Party:

• In a relationship we become really comfortable and we forget about being creative. We ask, can I get some tonight, or if we are sitting in the house we say “let’s do it“. If this sounds like you, then try the surprise party. Go into the other room, and when you return come back in completely naked. Do a little dance, climb on top of your boo, or simple plant a passionate kiss on your lover’s lips. This will really get the ball rolling and maybe even spark a devilish laugh from the love of your life.

More Stripping:

• No I don’t want you to work the poll even though more women should take up poll dancing and more men should have a pole in the basement. What I would like to suggest is that we play more games for clothing. Play a game of strip monopoly or strip chess, or strip dominoes. Even crank it up a notch and start the game off naked and the loser has to perform a sexual act. This could be a fun way to end up inside of a woman or for women to end up with something inside of them.

Role Play:

• I think some of us do this, but not enough. You don’t have to be different people, like a nurse or a cop. Simply put yourself in different scenarios, make believe the two of you are being chased by Freddy Kruger and the only way to keep him from killing you is to have sex all night long or my personal favorite. Start a fake fight w/o the other person knowing it. Curse them out, throw something at them missing on purpose while saying something “See I knew you were no good! I followed you today and your monkey a** was looking so sexy that I have to come home and…” You get my drift they might think you’re crazy at first, but once you break it down into the sexy, they’ll get with the program.

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Nelly celebrated his birthday at the most famous gentleman’s club in the world. Magic City. Ocean’s 7 was in the building thick. Trey songs was on the scene, and JD was putting dollar bills in panties. Aries Spears was in the building as well, looking sort of rough since they canceled mad tv. Overall this looks like it was the place to be… at least for the dancers. Pop the hood for more pictures.

Nelly pulls out the bag of cash.

Nelly's birthday cake

Ocean's 7 Toast to Nelly

Things were going well and the scenery was top notch. Splits, girl doggy style and money falling from the sky. Good times. There is nothing like a popping strip club to really get a man going. [II]

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Jermaine stuffs dollars in some panties as Nelly likes to put his bills in the crack!

  
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We’ve all been w/ the wrong person at least once. When we break up and we look back like what the hell was I thinking. So the good folks over at Asylum.com has an amazing list of 7 Red Flags About Women. Now, personally if one of my chicks have any of this flag pop up! I’m Jay-Z that trick and be on to the next one. Check em out tell me what you think. 

1. Her body issues exceed normal limits.
Who wants to spend time with a girl who constantly asks you if you think she’s fat? Every girl’s got her insecurities, but if she can’t eat a meal without calculating calories, cancels dates with you so she can get in those extra workouts, or walks backward when she’s naked because she’s afraid you’ll see her non-existent cellulite, we don’t care how skinny she is — she sucks.

The Story: “My ex didn’t eat pizza, but not because she didn’t like it. In fact, she loved it. She swore off pizza because of the calories. Then she swore off beer, also because of the calories. I understand not wanting to gain weight but come on, splurge once in a while. If your girl won’t chill on the couch eating pizza and drinking beer every now and then, you may as well swear off the relationship because you’re dating a total Debbie Downer.”

2. She doesn’t have a mind of her own.
If you’re talking to a girl and she thinks everything you say is interesting, she probably isn’t thinking at all or is too inarticulate or insecure to share her opinion with you. This inability to think for herself will likely snowball with time — soon she’ll be adopting your interests and agreeing with everything you say, which is a lot more boring than it sounds.

The Story: “I was dating this girl who was totally high maintenance but claimed to be a great athlete. She said she played softball, basketball and ran track in high school. For her birthday, I planned a special sports-oriented day. For the first half, I packed a picnic basket and brought two mitts and a softball. Once we got to the park, I grabbed a mitt for myself and tossed the other one her way … and she ducked … I called her out on it and she said she had lied because she knew I was really into baseball and wanted us to have something in common.”

3. She’s obsessed with marriage.
When a girl says she isn’t thinking at all about marriage and just wants to enjoy the moment, do not believe her. She is lying to you and herself — all girls think about marriage. The chicks you need to look out for are those who plan their entire wedding and are merely looking for a man to insert into their delusional fantasy.

The Story: “Considering proposal to my then girlfriend, I went window-shopping for rings. Finding not one perfect diamond, I took it as a sign that the relationship was flawed and decided to slow things down a bit. Well, I knew I had made the right decision when just a few weeks later she asked me where her ring was. Not, Are we going to get married and spend the rest of our lives happy together? but Where’s my ring? Then, when I told her I had to use the money to pay off some bills, she became outraged, throwing a fit.”

4. She tells you not to wear the condom on your first night.
Yes, in the heat of the moment, people make mistakes. If you’re both wasted and it accidentally happens, OK, we get it. But if a chick specifically tells you not to worry about wearing a condom, you need to worry about it — how many other guys has she said that to?

The Story: “At a Super Bowl party my buddies and I were playing flip-cup outside at a friend’s beach house and I charmed some girls into hanging out with us for the day. Things between me and this hot redhead were clicking … After a few games and some witty banter we ended up in my buddy’s bedroom fooling around. After an exhaustive search to find condoms at the house and asking everyone there to no avail, I told her, ‘Oh well, I guess no sex, no big deal.’ To this I got the response: ‘If you promise to be careful you can go right ahead.’ If a girl is willing to let a stranger go raw, and all you have to do is remember to pull out, you should run like I did. Or give her a fake name so then she can’t find you for the child support payments.”

5. She thinks her dog is your child.
You’re not living with the girl but somehow you end up being the one walking her yappy dog (and cleaning up after it) when you’re over at her place. Why? Because you’re its daddy.

The Story: “I’d been seeing this girl for a couple weeks when she decided to spend $400 on a hypoallergenic dog about the size of my fist. The first red flag was the fact that she spent that much on a pet, when I’d been helping her pay rent for three months. Then, she started calling her dog her ‘baby,’ and referred to me as the dog’s ‘daddy.’ I hit the road, knowing the longer I stayed, the more ‘children’ I’d have to support and rent I’d have to pay.”

6. She “doesn’t give blowjobs.”
What does this mean exactly? Like she doesn’t give head, ever? We don’t get it.

The Story: “I once dated this chick who stopped blowing me after a few months because she ‘didn’t like the taste.’ No offense, but that labyrinth you call your vagina doesn’t taste like sweet, delicious candy. If you don’t want to drop to your knees anymore, you probably shouldn’t expect me to have any more dinners at the Y.”

7. She has a record of dating jerks.
Girls with sketchy dating histories, particularly those who have subjected themselves to serious degradation in multiple relationships, present some major red flags. No, you’re not going to save her; you’ll just end up being the nice guy she once dated.

The Story: “Shortly into a relationship a girl told me that she had had a number of shitty boyfriends, among them a guy who used to make her do push ups and ab exercises every night to keep a lean figure. I obviously laughed when she told me this but seriously, what girl allows herself to be treated so poorly? The answer: the type of girl that, one week post break-up, calls at 3 AM hysterically crying and looking for consolation because the condom worn by some random dude she just met at a bar broke during intercourse. Needless to say, I was glad she was no longer my problem.”

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and most of them don’t get married, which is more proof to my blog about men making “hoes” their wife.

Michelle Obama may have become an archetypal African-American female success story — law career, strong marriage, happy children — but the reality is often very different for other highly educated black women.

They face a series of challenges in navigating education, career, marriage and child-bearing, dilemmas that often leave them single and childless even when they’d prefer marriage and family, according to a research study recently presented at the American Sociological Society’s annual meeting in San Francisco.

I found this article which basically states, that more men are making wives of easier, freakier and more sexually free women, or at least I like to think that is the case. We all know a lot of men think with their ’small heads’ more than they do their big heads. Take Lamar Odom for instance, he kicked it w/ Taraji Henderson and asked her to marry him, she said no! He kicked it w/ Khloe and married her in 2 weeks.

I’m sure I could end the blog here but successful black woman aren’t made of sugar and spice and everything nice. They have some evil in them. Every black female boss I ever had a mean streak. They tend to be married to their career and can’t give the man the one thing he truly needs to stroke his ego. Time. Let’s not forget that men are the new women and things change.  Fact is “marriage chances for highly educated black women have declined over time relative to white women.” Mainly because these successful black women don’t wanna be baby mamas. So not only are they single, they are also childless, and die that way.

I found that they feel like I’ll do these “freaky” things to my man, and they don’t get enough practice at them or they feel like things like vehicular fellatio are beneath them. Of course it is, because she’s a lady. Meanwhile chicks all over the globe are doing more things quicker, faster and better. Most men will take a woman w/ the bedroom skills of a porn star over a novice with clout at her job. An OG broke it down to me like this: If you get offered 2 jobs, one w/ benefits and one without which one are you going to take? On the flip side, if you got to hire one person, and one of them already has the skills and the other one you’ll have to train… I mean guess who is going to get the job. Now I’ll give in to the argument that there is a such thing as being too qualified. I mean even I wouldn’t allow Karrine to suck me off, but I digress.

Maybe Black women are just too smart to get caught up in the game of giving it up and not getting called back. Maybe they are just focused. There are things more important that sex, like money and success. Yet, what I find most interesting is this:

“A greater negative reaction falls on them…” Clarke said.

African heritage is devalued compared with European or Asian heritage. African-American females, even with lots of education, do not fetch as much “value” in the marriage market.

That may be a cold way to look at love, romance, and sex, but studies dating back to the 1980s support it.

Of course if highly educated black women felt free to have children outside of marriage, they could still have a family. When some white women make that choice it is often seen as a kind of liberal empowerment.

But according to Clarke, black women are concerned about looking “ghetto.” Public interpretation of our actions matter for everyone, but especially for black women, Clarke explained. “When it comes to the issue of black women and should or should they not make a choice to have a child alone, these women are very much aware that the decision to do it makes people question their class status. We associate single unwed child bearing with poor African-American women.”

And Just in case you were wondering about successful Black men.

Highly educated black men tend to “outmarry” (marry outside race, religion or ethnicity) at a higher rate than black women, researchers say. Think of Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates or Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. Both married white women.

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Everyone likes making love, but ever so often there comes a time when you just wanna grab a hand full of hair and aggressively whisper in her ear. “I wanna uck the ish out of you right here, right now” OK well maybe women don’t do that, but I’m sure some women want to be dirty little freaks in the bedroom every once in a while as well. So for those good women who want to have a bad girl evening here are 7 bad girl bedroom tips. 

So while searching the internet to further my sexual intellectualism I came across and interesting article I wanted to share w/ you. Here are some Bad Girl Bedroom Tips for all you good girls.

Be the Boss in Bed Tonight
A wickedly sexy woman knows how to deliciously exploit the power she has over a man. Tell your guy to lie down on the bed, then use handcuffs, scarves, or a necktie to tether his hands together so he can’t touch you. (If you’re not game to use real restraints, you can simply hold his hands over his head.)

Next, “you want to torture him playfully with your teasing,” says sex expert Candida Royalle, author of How to Tell a Naked Man What to Do. “Slowly kiss your way down his torso, and just as you get to his pelvis, move back up to his ears and neck.”

As you tantalize him and he strains to touch you, ask him to tell you why he wants you so bad, explaining that you won’t let him free until he convinces you. Once he’s pleaded his case, release his hands, roll onto your back , and allow him to take over. After building up the erotic anticipation, it’ll be like setting a windup toy loose on your body…and hearing him describe how hot you are will turbocharge your experience too.

Slip into a Naughty Costume

To infuse your sex sessions with more attitude, sometimes all it takes is looking the part of a true temptress. “One of the ways a woman can really show off her sexuality is by playing up different sides of her erotic personality,” explains Jamye Waxman, author of Getting Off.

If you’re feeling like a flirty, girlie tease, put on a white cotton undie set or pale pink lingerie and pull your hair into a ponytail, or don a schoolgirl-like plaid miniskirt with an oxford shirt tied above your navel. To become an X-rated seductress, wear something red or black in sheer fabric or lace, then add crimson lipstick and nails. “Outfits not only help you get in the moment, they also give him a visual turn-on and inspiration,” adds Waxman.

Just standing there in your flimsy finest may be enough, but a few teasing lines will definitely get the ball rolling. When playing the innocent card, say it’s your first time, and ask him what you should do. As a seductress, whisper all the different ways and places you want to touch him.

Learn to Talk Dirty

Moans and sighs (Oh! Oh!) are easy. It’s the dirty dialogue that really puts a triple-X stamp on your sex sessions. “Talking dirty heightens the whole experience, keeps you both present, and turns you on even more,” says Royalle. “Plus, men actually like being told what to do in bed because it helps them get it right.”

First tell him how freakin’ good he feels. (Tongue-tied? Try no-fail lines like “You feel so/You make me [adjective]”; “I love it when you [verb] my [body part].”) Then you’re set to show him the way to send you soaring, with something like, “Oooh, almost there. I need your [noun] on my [body part], just like this.”

Watch Yourselves Having Sex

Body confidence and carnal curiosity are key traits of a sex goddess, and both are on full display when you make a sex tape. “Seeing yourselves midact gives you a voyeuristic thrill, almost as though you’re peeping into your own bedroom. It feels taboo,” explains Royalle. “You also get to see how your partner is responding and how you look when you’re getting off.” If you’re worried about becoming the next Kim Kardashian, skip the tape and just hook the video camera directly up to a television in your bedroom — without recording — and watch yourselves while you’re going at it.

Since missionary doesn’t exactly make for good TV, get into racier positions where you’re facing the camera. Go for doggie-style so you can both see the action or girl-on-top so you can watch exactly how you move. And definitely get shots exchanging oral sex so you can see the orgasmic effect you have on each other.

Summon His Buried Bad Boy

Bad girls are known to capture a few prisoners in the sack, but a bold bedroom chick also enjoys enacting her own fantasies, shame-free. And one of women’s top fantasies is to be taken. “It’s a turn-on to feel like he wants you so bad, he just can’t help himself,” explains Keesling. “Plus, when he’s being aggressive, you have to fully give up the reins, which can help you be even more in the here and now.”

Instruct your guy to hide behind the door and “surprise” you by taking charge when you get home one night. He can either have his way with you right in the foyer or pull you into the bedroom. Or let him know that you’re in the mood but want him to conquer you, caveman-style, even if it means playfully wrestling you to the bed as you try to slip out of his grasp.

Give Him a Jolt

Breaking out of your touch-here-then-lick-there routine adds a lusty layer to the erotic experience. And fearless sexual playmates know that unexpectedly intense sexual maneuvers are even more exciting. “A forceful touch snaps your guy into the moment and heightens every sensation that follows,” says Royalle. “The spontaneity also keeps him anticipating each touch, magnifying his excitement.” Plus, the implied roughness invites him to tap in to his primal, wild sexual self.

Grip his butt hard while in missionary, scratch his chest and the sides of his torso while in girl-on-top, or yank his head toward you to give him a passionate, damn-straight kind of kiss. If those moves elicit an excited response, firmly spank his butt, lightly bite his shoulder, or tug his hair in the act, you devilish thing.

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Have you ever met a someone you wanted so bad, that you hoped that one day you could get the number and hope they answer the phone when you call. Or better yet hopes they call you at 12 am for a booty call. Now if for some reason this person does call you for some late night love would you be prepared? (Even after you started a rumor about them) The good folks at College Candy have supplied a list of good ideas and bad ideas to be ready for the booty call. 

Good Idea: Have some sexy lingerie out on the bed. There’s no reason your guy can’t be led to believe that you sleep in see-through nightgowns every night of the week. He can file that one away right alongside “girls never poop.”
Bad Idea: Procrastination and laundry are my two archenemies, but it’s simply never a good idea to have your dirty laundry sprawled across the floor, including the granny panties you’ve been wearing all week. Helpful tip: no one will see it when it’s stuffed at the bottom of your closet.

Good Idea: Having pictures of your friends displayed throughout your room.
Bad Idea: Having a framed picture of your dad holding a 12-gauge shotgun. Let’s be real. That’s not going to set the mood.

Good Idea: Candles may be banned in dorm rooms, but try your best to keep your room smelling nice. The scent of fresh laundry or perfume wafting through your room will keep your guy coming back for more. Or, at the very least, he won’t be repulsed by the aroma of old milk and mildew.
Bad Idea: Having three half-eaten boxes of pizza scattered around the room. Two-day old pepperoni has an unforgettable scent that is sure to make you gag upon catching a whiff. Moldy cheese is not an aphrodisiac – don’t forget that.

Read the whole list at College Candy.

• Never Trust A Couple In Love – NWSO
• One of my readers knows how big the manxilla is, she wrote a blog about it too. WhatDCPeopleHate
• You’ve never seen a chick this big move this damn good. – C&D
• The Birth Of Young Money – TSS
• Office Sex Will Make Your Life At Home w/ Your Ole Lady Better – FGC
• When Your Favorite Star Won’t Answer Your Tweets, Write Them A Letter – ABC

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When it comes to sex, just call me “Daddy Long Stroke”. I’ll admit it, I love it when my lady calls me daddy during sex, and I never really had a problem getting any of my women to call me daddy during sex. But, I have noticed a lot of women say they don’t understand the phenomenon. So allow me to splain it to you. Here are 5 reasons men like to be called daddy during sex.

The James Evans Factor: Think about dads of old. Back when being a father was common in the urban community and not something to be rewarded. I think power, respect, compentence. When I think of fathers I think of a man who takes care of home. A man who protects her so good its sexy. James Evans was the type of father who you knew would beat that ass. He had a look that would send chills up your spine. So when my lady calls me daddy I feel like superman like right at that moment while I’ll all in her ribs with the manxilla. I’m her protector, I’m her super man.

Kiss My Boo Boo: Ever girl needs their daddy. So when my lady calls me daddy she’s telling me she needs me. She needs me to kiss her to make her feel better, she’s telling me she needs me to drive the manxilla deeper inside of her, to make all of her troubles go away.

All Girls Say It: Another one of the main reasons men like to be called daddy is because all girls have said this at one time or another. I think y’all know what that phrase is: “You ain’t my daddy” well now that’s not what you said last night. I know for me, once a girl says that to me, it is now my goal to make her not only call me daddy, but to make her scream it. Once she screams daddy ain’t much else she can say after that.

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What does everybody want? Head! What does everybody need? Head! I think it’s safe to say that the majority of us love giving and receiving oral sex. But, why do some women not like it when I guy grabs the back of their head and push down? Maybe those women need to speed up how fast they start doing the inevitable.

Alright maybe that was going a little bit too far. If a guy is sitting on the couch next to his girl, he should never grab the back of her head and force it to his crotch. But there are times when grabbing the back of her head is not only right, it’s required. For instance let’s say a woman in on her knees in front of her man going to work. She has her man on his toes, moaning and about to explode. Its perfectly alright for him to grab a hand full of her hair and pull her off of the manxilla. 

It’s perfectly alright for a man to grab a woman’s jaw with both hands and f*ck her face like he’s hitting it from the back and has two handfuls of booty. Now if a man really has a freak on his hands or penis… it’s perfectly alright for him to hold the back of a woman’s head while she’s sucking him off and push her head all the down on him and put the manxilla deep inside of her throat until she gags. Just remember to let go once she gags. These little things and more gives the guy control over his woman. 

SO WHAT’S THE VERDICT, DO ANY OF YOU WOMEN LIKE GETTING YOUR HEAD GRABBED? IS IT THE ULTIMATE NO, NO? 

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I was having a conversation with my homegirl about what is wife material. It was a very interesting conversation, she believes that Amber Rose is not wife material. She explained that Amber isn’t the type of woman that comes to mind when a man wants to settle down . Me on the other hand, believes that Amber could certainly be wife material. So to settle this debate I decided to bring this up on my blog. Here is what I came up with.

I had to ask myself does a man really want a woman with a clean slate? I remember my boy Modi over at DCtoBC had a post where all the men were talking about how a particular chick has been around the block and had a lot of miles on her, but I thought, so what? Would I really want settle with a woman I would have to train to f*ck me right? No, I want a girl who is going to do things to me that I’d be ashamed to tell my momma! Things that will make even me blush, and I openly eat p*ssy until I burp. 

Back to Amber, my homegirl stated that Amber is publicly known to eat the puss too, and that she has booty pics all over the internet that are easily googleable. My answer to that is Yeah AND! Every woman I’ve ever been w/ has sent me naked pics to my phone. I firmly believe all woman have them, its just a matter of who has seen them. Honestly I like my freakiness sexual intellectualism right out in the open for all to see. I wouldn’t mind if my woman was sexually free. Wouldn’t bother me one bit, if we have that understanding. Or if that is what I was looking for. We all want different things and some people are more comfortable with stuff than others. 

I say all of that to say this, sure you can wife a sexually free you just need a few things to make it happen.

• Be secure. In order to wife a sexually free chick you have to be secure in yourself. You can’t accuse them of cheating or even care if they cheat. For one it won’t happen. If you handle things like an adult a healthy relationship can form.
• Set Rules. This isn’t a conventual relationship, you would have to set boundaries and rules. So figure out what you like and what you don’t like and make it work. You can do anything if you’re willing to deal w/ the reality of the matter. 
• Stay Open. Nothing is ever set in stone, you have to be open to things changing and things not being normal. If you can do that a relationship can work. 
• Don’t Care. If the woman he’s trying to date is really free, he’ll run the chance of hearing a few horror stories about the things she did. Maybe she sucked a few dudes off at once, maybe got caught giving head on a pier, or maybe the entire high school football team ran through her while she laid on red plastic cups on the bed in the kicker’s dorm. Needless to say he’ll hear stories. That was in the past. We all have skeletons in our closet, and our past mistakes are no reason not to love someone NOW. 
• Business. It’s none of your business. Remember that and never forget it. 
• Be A Man. The reason most loose women are… loose is because they can’t find a man to make them want to settle down. If a woman loves a guy she loves him, and regardless of who or what she is she’ll be loyal to him. 
• Check The Time. Most importantly the time has to be right, you can’t wife a “sexually free” woman when she’s not ready to be settle. It’s like a rodeo, some of those heifers are just not ready to be rode and steered into the pasture. Some of them just can’t be broken. When she’s ready to settle down she’ll settle and you can’t force her that’s why other rules are so important.

At the end of the day it’s to each it’s own. I believe all women deserve love and deserve to be married if that’s what they want. Yet my friend hit me with something that sorta killed my whole argument. She said who’s to say Beyonce doesn’t do all the freak ish Amber Rose does, you just don’t know about it because it’s not all out in the open. She’s right, but again I believe so what if it is… I would rather be w/ a woman who shits in the streets and stands by it proudly with a sign that say look world this is my pile of crap and I’m proud of it.

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Kim Kardashian is fire. Reggie’s girl and the flyest K-Doll of the 3. Men love her, women hate her for no reason and she keeps on chucking and does her own thing. But what is she like in the bed? Kim reveals all in this interview, when she lost her virginity, feet, butt, giving or receiving and more. Check it out here and enjoy.

Would you ever videotape yourself having sex again?

KARDASHIAN: Never, never, never again—obviously, because of what happened. I had to explain it to my little sisters, who’d be watching TV, and they’d see on E! or Extra, or something, my picture, and they’d be like, “Kimmy’s on TV!” And right next to it would be “Sex Tape.” And they’re like, “What’s that?” Just to have to sit down and explain it to them. My step-dad wouldn’t talk to me for three weeks. The stress that I know it put on my mom and my step-dad—just the whole family. If my dad were here to witness all of that, I don’t even know what I’d do. It’s just not worth it, basically.

How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?

KARDASHIAN: I was young. I had a boyfriend for four years…my first boyfriend. I was with him when I was 14; I’d say around late 14 or early 15, I don’t remember. We were sooo in love; I thought we were going to get married. I told my mom—I brought her in my bathroom and I’m like, Mom, I think I’m gonna have sex. I think I should go to the doctor and get put on birth control. And my mom was like, Okay. What else was she gonna say?

You get a lot of attention for your backside. What’s your favorite part of your body?

KARDASHIAN: My toes; I like my feet. But I’d say my butt. I like [the attention]; I think it’s funny. It bothered me when people would come up with rumors, like, “Oh, my god, she has butt implants, it can’t be real.” Who gets butt implants? Come on. Do you know anybody who has butt implants?

What do you wear to bed?

KARDASHIAN: I love lingerie. I love the little booty shorts—boy shorts. I sleep in lingerie every single night, whether I’m by myself or not. I like to wake up feeling good. You’d think a guy was coming over. Sometimes if I’m by myself I’ll wear cottony ones instead of lace ones and my girlfriends or sisters will come over, and they’ll be like, “Who is coming over? You’re so weird. There’s no guy around; what’re you doing?” But it’s totally for me.

Who do you think has the best ass in Hollywood?

KARDASHIAN: Jennifer Lopez; I love her. Jessica Biel has a cute butt, too.

Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

KARDASHIAN: An airplane. On a private plane though. I don’t think I’d do it on a commercial flight.

Are you for or against one-night stands?

KARDASHIAN: I think [sex is] really intimate and really personal. All my friends in college would have these one-night stands and meet these random people. I don’t like to meet people in random places; it’s really weird. I’ve been all over Europe, like last summer, and all over the world, and all my friends would be meeting people. And they’re like, “What’s wrong with you?” I don’t have random hookups. Everyone I’ve been with has become my boyfriend. Sometimes I wish, like, Live a little, have fun. I’m really into sex—with my boyfriend. I like to have a major connection, where it’s not just having sex.

What music do you like to listen to while making love?

KARDASHIAN: Oh, my god. Do you wanna die? I think I lost my virginity to an R. Kelly CD. I think we put the music up really loud.

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

KARDASHIAN: Giving. I just like to please my boyfriend. It’s cool when you know someone really well and you know what to do to make them feel good. I like to make him feel good.

If a guy you’re dating asks how many men you’ve slept with, how do you answer?

KARDASHIAN: I’d be completely honest. You want someone to know all about you; I’m really open. For me it’s probably different, because people probably assume that I’ve been with more than I have. I don’t feel like I should hide anyone that I’ve been with—I have nothing to hide; I have no regrets. So why should it be such a secret?

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