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Life is short and I’m sort of sick of writing about Blacks dying especially dying to senseless violence. The wonderful Jennifer Hudson lost her mother today as to a fatal gun shot.

She was reportedly found fatally shot in a South Side home Friday, according to a representative of the family’s church, CBS Station WBBM-TV in Chicago reported.

Two adults were found dead in a home at 70th Street and Yale Avenue Friday afternoon, according to the Chicago Fire Department. Source

Our prayers go out to Jennifer Hudson and her entire family.

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She told me she killed someone.

She wanted off of work, so she told her boss that her aunt passed away. She got a week off of work with pay and got travel down to Florida to see her favorite rapper perform during Spring Break. That wasn’t all she got, because 2 weeks later, after returning to work with a fake face of mourning she found out her aunt really did die from cancer.

She should have been more cautious of her words, because as John Addison once said “Words, have so great a force in them, that a description often gives us more lively ideas than the sight of things themselves.”

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`Today an article in the washington post talks about a woman who picked a tall, blond, blue-eyed Danish engineer as a sperm donor and is now pissed the government is no longer allowing sperm from outside the US due to Mad Cow disease. Her reaction was priceless

“I just cried,” said Peterson, 43, who lives in North Carolina. “I was in complete shock. I hadn’t thought about anything but having another baby with this donor. It was just so surprising and bewildering.”

What make this story even funnier is that Peterson flew to Denmark to try to get knocked up by this same donor, yet refused to pay a New York woman more than $2,000 for a few vials from a donor she nicknamed “Sven,” whom she used a few years ago to conceive a son. A vial usually costs less than $500. “I’d love to give him a full sibling. But I just couldn’t do it. It’s so unfortunate.”

Newflash ladies, there is a recession out here and y’all are pissy over frozen sperm! GTFOH

Ike Dirty response to Omarosa in his first video blog… Dirty Blog #1 Dirty Blog #1 Dirty Blog #1

Last night we all witnessed history and it warms my heart to know that I was not alone. 38 million other people watched the speech on television as well last night.

Nielsen Media Research said more people watched Obama speak than watched the Olympics opening ceremony in Beijing, the final “American Idol” or the Academy Awards this year. Obama talked before a live audience of 80,000 people in Denver. Source

One of the most beautiful women I know has a fettish for man boobs and hot air balloon guts, but I wonder if she knows that obese men have bad sperm. Yes that’s right, overweight men are more likely to have a low sperm count and a 40 percent higher chance of having some sperm abnormalities. So is this the reason why we have so many weirdo’s in the world?

If you wonder why, it may be a tempature issue and since big dudes have more fat down below, their nuts are not 2 degrees cooler like they should be therefore producing bad nut juice. Try this.

• 1. Eat better – Pineapples will make your “juice” taste better. That goes for all men, and the ladies will thank you as when they go downtown.
• 2. Work Out – Exercise is a way to stay fit and boost your sperm production as well.
• 3. Sugar – Diabetes or a high sugar intake also effects your sperm count so cut down on the sweets, chocolate cake and now & laters.

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If you’re anything like me then this has happened to you before, the person you love is mad at you and you have no idea why they’re mad. Even though they insist there is no problem, you can tell their heated because of the cold concentrated look they have on the wall, and by how much effort they are placing on not talking to you. Meanwhile you have no clue whats pissing them off. It’s simply because its probably something small that they know they shouldn’t be mad over, but your best friend of the opposite sex just sent a text that made you giggle like a school girl and someone’s emotions are running wild. The following is a list of why they might be hot. (more…)

Imus really must have a problem with the colored folks of the world. This time Adam “don’t call me Pacman” Jones is the butt of the racism.

My new favorite website explains why you don’t have to say the N-Word to be a racist

Someone Hacked Alexyss K Tylor’s Youtube Channel & Myspace.

Cuba Gooding Jr. Visits George Bush’s White House

Erect left man nipples makes her cream her panties

A Previously unreleased song by Kanye West called Gotta Pose has hit the Internet

They don’t even need words for his cover of Rolling Stone Magazine