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Last week I read the most off the wall sexual act ever known to man. It was performed by Lil Boosie. I won’t go into details I’ll just let you read his words yourself.

The Finer Points Of The Drug Ecstasy – Everything I put in a song, I’ve tried it. So I put it in her booty hole and it melted. It melts in their booty hole and it hits them in 20 seconds. You never know what they’re gonna do. They may break out crying talking about their momma doesn’t love them or something. It hit them in the booty hole good. 

Check out The Smoking Section for more of Boosie

In Other News:

• There are some things you should never say to a woman like I’d remake the scene from Monster’s Ball w/ your BFF
• It looks like Chili might want to get back with Usher!
•  Some Fly Creative Rec’s I’d love to get for my Born Day
• Let me tell you a denim story… If one of my chicks wore these jeans, she’ might not make it out the house.
• Why Won’t You Let Coco’s Ass Be Great?!
• One must learn to treat Beyonce’ just as you would treat Jigga
• Speaking of Jigga, my job is giving away free Jay-Z tickets

Scientist aren’t really that smart… they may be dumb, but when they start talking about HIV I listen. Did you know?

Convinced that masturbation led to insanity, and that it was the sensitive, responsive foreskin that stimulated masturbation, surgeons started promoting therapeutic circumcision to cure young men of the “sin” of excessive indulgence and prevent its corollary, “masturbatory insanity,” a catchall phrase for various psychiatric and physical disorders that perplexed physicians. (more…)

Photo by Pete Ambrose

Ever heard of the young woman who went off on her honeymoon full of sweet anticipation only to develop hives, swollen eyes, diarrhea, an inflammation of the lining of the rectum and trouble breathing? Thats one thing I wouldn’t wish on any woman. Click the link to read more about that, and here are the best links of the weekend.

• After DJ AM’s death, I had to ask Is There Any Privacy Anymore?
• Can a bad girl really turn good?
• A first hand tale of a model who likes it rough. By it I do me IT… Yes that. 
• The sexiest birthday girl in the world, is wavy without an iron… Hair tip for the beautiful
• Craig & Day Day would love this chicken shack on a late friday night. 
• The homie Eskay met the lovely Jazmine Sullivan and you’ll never guess what he was doing? lol 
• Hmm Is Timbaland behind all the Jay-Z Leaks. 
• Want to Win $500 from Jumpoff TV? Click here for details

Enjoy the links and enjoy the rest of your weekend?

We all love to sit in the house and just drunk with our homies, everyhing goes good until your friend decides to upload the pics to the Internet, and then a blogger find those pictures of you laid out on the floor passed out with your home girl standing on you, or the one where she bust in on you on the toilet or just the one where you’re licking some crusty toes. Then all hell will break loose. Here are the hottest links for the day.

• Juelz ain’t hit anyone, he just said “B*tch I’ll kill you” and got locked up.
• Keyshia Cole’s mother Frankie was in the club getting CRUNK!! 
• If you ever wondered how you could date one of the fly models you see on my website and others… Click here
• The flyest woman on the planet was dealing with a lying cheating M-EFFER! 
• Want to find love online? Here are the top ten social website around.

MUSIC:

• J-Cole – Back To The Topic Freestyle 
• Corey Gunz – How We Set Em Straight
• Kyle Lucas f. Sean Faylon, Jon Hope, DonnyGoines – Passing Me By 2009 (This is dope!)
• New Artist: Omega The Kid – So Smooth

It’s pretty hard for me to write about this video of these two women fighting without giving it away. So with that said I just have two words. George Jefferson. Enjoy

If a guy gets drunk and has sex w/ an ugly young girl, he wanted to, but if a drunk women has sex with a tall Gary Coleman… She can blame it on the alcohol

Pretty soon you’ll be able to have sex without a condom and not catch HIV, but will women still go raw?

If you follow Beyonce’s advice you too can get married to a millionaire.

Someone asked me the other day why do I have this sudden fetish for snow flakes… well this picture should explain it all for you. Now I’m not saying, black girls don’t deep throat, but stuff like this is cheered in their community, while in ours it’s only done by strippers. Plus, if a Black chick does this at a party she’ll be talked about, get the screw face and more. Its all in fun why all the hating? Anyway in other news:

• Fly People Takeover New York
• There is nothing like dating a college freshman, I support the broke college student too. Holla at me.
• Here are some of the annoying things men do on facebook 
• These are the 4 types of women you’ll meet on Myspace 
• Being big headed is never good for your career. Ask Boom Kat
• A Kardashian is Knocked up 

I love Disney! They breed the biggest slores and whores in the world. No really, I like Vanessa Hudgens I think she’s dope. Who doesn’t love a white girl who loves taking nude pictures of herself. For the uncensored version of the pictures click here. 

Ever wonder what drunk girls look for in a guy? 

Ladies if you want you get licked low, wear boots like these. 

Eddie Winslow goes all Waldo Renaldo Faldo on Superhead

The Last N!gga left on the CW

I still haven’t been with or holla’d at a snow bunny yet, but looking at these pictures of snow bunny booty just does something to me. I’ll kiss the girl and I’ll like it. Best believe. Here are some of the hottest links from around the net.

Jay-Z Cover For BP3 Looks Amazing. 

If your yum yum taste bad best believe I’m rinsing my mouth out w/ extra strength mouth wash too. 

There is nothing like a woman buying her first vibrator. Here is everything you need to know. 

RB Singer had a child with a 14 year old. 

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