I like drunk women as much as the next guy, but is there ever a time when a woman is too drunk? Take a look at this video and pray this lady was smart enough to lay off the juice after this. #SignsfromGod

Next is the main reason why you don’t cheat on your wife. And if you cheat on your wife you should never tell her, and if you do decide to tell her you cheated on her, don’t prank her b/c you might find out something you don’t wanna know.

Finally from the book of Where They Do That At comes this:

Kerrie writes: found this in my inbox from a guy on a dating website…aside from the horrible amount of run-on sentences, it starts out decently but turns creepy in a matter of a minute. why the HELL would i ever email him back? i mean…Where they do that at? did he think this was going to turn me on? (and btw, maybe he wrote the last sentence twice so i could get the hint?)

Hey there how are you so apparently [website] thinks that we would be a good match so I’d like to get to know you I want to say that I am not here to play games and I know what I want in a woman so I am going to write what I want and if it sounds like you and if you like my profile too then message me back and we will take it from there have a nice day and thanks for reading this and taking the time out of your day to do so I hope to hear from you soon. I want a nice down to earth sweet faithful smart girl who can keep up with me in a conversation I want someone I can finally be proud to take home to my parents and family and someone who will sit down with them to eat and actually talk to them I want someone also that understands that even though I am a nice guy I do have my needs and honestly I have a very high sex drive so I want a girl who doesn’t mind doing stuff in a committed relationship and can keep up with me when we are in bed last I don’t care about looks but I am a major major butt guy so I want a girl with a nice butt who doesn’t mind proving it to me when asked last I don’t care about looks but I am a major major butt guy so I want a girl with a nice butt who doesn’t mind proving it to me when asked

SOURCE: EFCP

Model: Sapphire

Everyone likes making love, but ever so often there comes a time when you just wanna grab a hand full of hair and aggressively whisper in her ear. “I wanna uck the ish out of you right here, right now” OK well maybe women don’t do that, but I’m sure some women want to be dirty little freaks in the bedroom every once in a while as well. So for those good women who want to have a bad girl evening here are 7 bad girl bedroom tips. 

So while searching the internet to further my sexual intellectualism I came across and interesting article I wanted to share w/ you. Here are some Bad Girl Bedroom Tips for all you good girls.

Be the Boss in Bed Tonight
A wickedly sexy woman knows how to deliciously exploit the power she has over a man. Tell your guy to lie down on the bed, then use handcuffs, scarves, or a necktie to tether his hands together so he can’t touch you. (If you’re not game to use real restraints, you can simply hold his hands over his head.)

Next, “you want to torture him playfully with your teasing,” says sex expert Candida Royalle, author of How to Tell a Naked Man What to Do. “Slowly kiss your way down his torso, and just as you get to his pelvis, move back up to his ears and neck.”

As you tantalize him and he strains to touch you, ask him to tell you why he wants you so bad, explaining that you won’t let him free until he convinces you. Once he’s pleaded his case, release his hands, roll onto your back , and allow him to take over. After building up the erotic anticipation, it’ll be like setting a windup toy loose on your body…and hearing him describe how hot you are will turbocharge your experience too.

Slip into a Naughty Costume

To infuse your sex sessions with more attitude, sometimes all it takes is looking the part of a true temptress. “One of the ways a woman can really show off her sexuality is by playing up different sides of her erotic personality,” explains Jamye Waxman, author of Getting Off.

If you’re feeling like a flirty, girlie tease, put on a white cotton undie set or pale pink lingerie and pull your hair into a ponytail, or don a schoolgirl-like plaid miniskirt with an oxford shirt tied above your navel. To become an X-rated seductress, wear something red or black in sheer fabric or lace, then add crimson lipstick and nails. “Outfits not only help you get in the moment, they also give him a visual turn-on and inspiration,” adds Waxman.

Just standing there in your flimsy finest may be enough, but a few teasing lines will definitely get the ball rolling. When playing the innocent card, say it’s your first time, and ask him what you should do. As a seductress, whisper all the different ways and places you want to touch him.

Learn to Talk Dirty

Moans and sighs (Oh! Oh!) are easy. It’s the dirty dialogue that really puts a triple-X stamp on your sex sessions. “Talking dirty heightens the whole experience, keeps you both present, and turns you on even more,” says Royalle. “Plus, men actually like being told what to do in bed because it helps them get it right.”

First tell him how freakin’ good he feels. (Tongue-tied? Try no-fail lines like “You feel so/You make me [adjective]”; “I love it when you [verb] my [body part].”) Then you’re set to show him the way to send you soaring, with something like, “Oooh, almost there. I need your [noun] on my [body part], just like this.”

Watch Yourselves Having Sex

Body confidence and carnal curiosity are key traits of a sex goddess, and both are on full display when you make a sex tape. “Seeing yourselves midact gives you a voyeuristic thrill, almost as though you’re peeping into your own bedroom. It feels taboo,” explains Royalle. “You also get to see how your partner is responding and how you look when you’re getting off.” If you’re worried about becoming the next Kim Kardashian, skip the tape and just hook the video camera directly up to a television in your bedroom — without recording — and watch yourselves while you’re going at it.

Since missionary doesn’t exactly make for good TV, get into racier positions where you’re facing the camera. Go for doggie-style so you can both see the action or girl-on-top so you can watch exactly how you move. And definitely get shots exchanging oral sex so you can see the orgasmic effect you have on each other.

Summon His Buried Bad Boy

Bad girls are known to capture a few prisoners in the sack, but a bold bedroom chick also enjoys enacting her own fantasies, shame-free. And one of women’s top fantasies is to be taken. “It’s a turn-on to feel like he wants you so bad, he just can’t help himself,” explains Keesling. “Plus, when he’s being aggressive, you have to fully give up the reins, which can help you be even more in the here and now.”

Instruct your guy to hide behind the door and “surprise” you by taking charge when you get home one night. He can either have his way with you right in the foyer or pull you into the bedroom. Or let him know that you’re in the mood but want him to conquer you, caveman-style, even if it means playfully wrestling you to the bed as you try to slip out of his grasp.

Give Him a Jolt

Breaking out of your touch-here-then-lick-there routine adds a lusty layer to the erotic experience. And fearless sexual playmates know that unexpectedly intense sexual maneuvers are even more exciting. “A forceful touch snaps your guy into the moment and heightens every sensation that follows,” says Royalle. “The spontaneity also keeps him anticipating each touch, magnifying his excitement.” Plus, the implied roughness invites him to tap in to his primal, wild sexual self.

Grip his butt hard while in missionary, scratch his chest and the sides of his torso while in girl-on-top, or yank his head toward you to give him a passionate, damn-straight kind of kiss. If those moves elicit an excited response, firmly spank his butt, lightly bite his shoulder, or tug his hair in the act, you devilish thing.

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Model: Tanaya

Have you ever met a someone you wanted so bad, that you hoped that one day you could get the number and hope they answer the phone when you call. Or better yet hopes they call you at 12 am for a booty call. Now if for some reason this person does call you for some late night love would you be prepared? (Even after you started a rumor about them) The good folks at College Candy have supplied a list of good ideas and bad ideas to be ready for the booty call. 

Good Idea: Have some sexy lingerie out on the bed. There’s no reason your guy can’t be led to believe that you sleep in see-through nightgowns every night of the week. He can file that one away right alongside “girls never poop.”
Bad Idea: Procrastination and laundry are my two archenemies, but it’s simply never a good idea to have your dirty laundry sprawled across the floor, including the granny panties you’ve been wearing all week. Helpful tip: no one will see it when it’s stuffed at the bottom of your closet.

Good Idea: Having pictures of your friends displayed throughout your room.
Bad Idea: Having a framed picture of your dad holding a 12-gauge shotgun. Let’s be real. That’s not going to set the mood.

Good Idea: Candles may be banned in dorm rooms, but try your best to keep your room smelling nice. The scent of fresh laundry or perfume wafting through your room will keep your guy coming back for more. Or, at the very least, he won’t be repulsed by the aroma of old milk and mildew.
Bad Idea: Having three half-eaten boxes of pizza scattered around the room. Two-day old pepperoni has an unforgettable scent that is sure to make you gag upon catching a whiff. Moldy cheese is not an aphrodisiac – don’t forget that.

Read the whole list at College Candy.

• Never Trust A Couple In Love – NWSO
• One of my readers knows how big the manxilla is, she wrote a blog about it too. WhatDCPeopleHate
• You’ve never seen a chick this big move this damn good. – C&D
• The Birth Of Young Money – TSS
• Office Sex Will Make Your Life At Home w/ Your Ole Lady Better – FGC
• When Your Favorite Star Won’t Answer Your Tweets, Write Them A Letter – ABC

Click the highlighted Blue Links To Read The Blog.

Teyana Taylor Has Swag

The lovely and super sexy Teyana Taylor has been sending twitpics like non other. I love it. Not only did she make Globalgrind’s twitpic of the day, she also wrote a blog over on the site was well check em both out but clicking the blue links in this paragraph. Also check out the best blogs online, remember click the blue links to read the full article. 

• Playboy really EFFED up, there are tons of hotter cartoons sexier than Marge Simpson.
• Chick tried to play me like I was short recently. Do you know how women think about short dudes? SMH 
• Side note, sometimes I watch woman’s volleyball solely to look at booty. Yuuup, Volleyball butts. 
• If you break up w/ me I need an answer damn it! Matter fact I need to know why you do everything I don’t want you to do.
• Oh yeah, Did you know Rihanna x Chris Brown are going to fight it out one more time?
• Finally check out my blog, on the baddest Bollywood babes. 

Since I’ve been posting a lot of booty pics and half naked women on the site I’d thought I’d give you ladies a treat. Here are the men of ESPN’s nude issue. Click here for all the naked men your eyes can take in… PAUSE

A staple in hip hop has been the Jesus piece. The face of the Lord has graced the face of many rappers as they spit lyrics about effing hoes, getting money and pouring nuvo on the perms of video vixens and groupies. Yet Global Grind’s fashion writer has declared the death of the Jesus piece.

• The good folks over at New Music Cartel have leaked a new Drake joint, too bad it’s featuring Baby.
• Mario and Necole Bitchie talk about Sex, Love and breaks ups.
• Just because this works in the movies don’t mean you should try this romantic sh*t in real life!  
• I am not the only one who f*cks better in someone else’s bed! 
• Sex Therapy w/ Robin Thicke... Yeah baby!! 
• Bitch you’re too damn picky, if you lowered your standards maybe a dude will slide you some cock!  5 Things Women Don’t Wanna hear
• I firmly believe a lot of women are down to share a dude! I’ll put money on it.

I really wanted to post this pictures of Rosa Acosta to my site but… I’d rather send the love elsewhere. Check out 2 Dope Boyz for more hot and steamy pics of Rosa. And be sure to check out some of the hottest stories online today.

• They Say Writing Poems About A Penis Really Gets The Creative Juices Flowing.
• What Kind Of Guy Is The Only Guy At A Baby Shower That’s Not His Baby? 
• Oh Yeah I Forgot to Tell You. Your Sister Is Doing PORN
• I Wouldn’t Smash Her With Someone Elses Peen! 
• I Can’t Stand Bad Kissers! UGH FYL
• When I Was in Cali I Slept With A Woman and We Didn’t Have Sex… I Don’t Know How She Did It, Either. 
• So Let Me Get This Straight. Your Man Treats You Like A Barbie Doll and You’re Mad?

Briana C Lloyd

You can find a lot of cool and interesting things online, so when I saw this video of a fifty year old virgin…. yeah I don’t even have to say anything else. Here are the hottest links online.

The Tightest 56 Year Old Virgin Never Touched By A Man

When dating Beyonce is your only claim to fame you might as well take full advantage of it and tell everyone. 

5 Rappers who should date Amber Heard star of Zombieland

7 Celebrity women I would love to smash.

The 20 Sexiest women in fashion

Last week I read the most off the wall sexual act ever known to man. It was performed by Lil Boosie. I won’t go into details I’ll just let you read his words yourself.

The Finer Points Of The Drug Ecstasy – Everything I put in a song, I’ve tried it. So I put it in her booty hole and it melted. It melts in their booty hole and it hits them in 20 seconds. You never know what they’re gonna do. They may break out crying talking about their momma doesn’t love them or something. It hit them in the booty hole good. 

Check out The Smoking Section for more of Boosie

In Other News:

• There are some things you should never say to a woman like I’d remake the scene from Monster’s Ball w/ your BFF
• It looks like Chili might want to get back with Usher!
•  Some Fly Creative Rec’s I’d love to get for my Born Day
• Let me tell you a denim story… If one of my chicks wore these jeans, she’ might not make it out the house.
• Why Won’t You Let Coco’s Ass Be Great?!
• One must learn to treat Beyonce’ just as you would treat Jigga
• Speaking of Jigga, my job is giving away free Jay-Z tickets

Scientist aren’t really that smart… they may be dumb, but when they start talking about HIV I listen. Did you know?

Convinced that masturbation led to insanity, and that it was the sensitive, responsive foreskin that stimulated masturbation, surgeons started promoting therapeutic circumcision to cure young men of the “sin” of excessive indulgence and prevent its corollary, “masturbatory insanity,” a catchall phrase for various psychiatric and physical disorders that perplexed physicians.

Now, in the 21st century, the foreskin has been exonerated as far as masturbation and mental illness go. But public health experts are making a pretty strong scientific case that cells in the foreskin act as a magnet for H.I.V. Source

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• A woman said “Everytime I open my legs I practically faint” she stinks
• Jay-Z’s album Blueprint 3 Has already leaked to the internet
• The Uncensored history of Live From NY It’s Saturday Night