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I like drunk women as much as the next guy, but is there ever a time when a woman is too drunk? Take a look at this video and pray this lady was smart enough to lay off the juice after this. #SignsfromGod

Next is the main reason why you don’t cheat on your wife. And if you cheat on your wife you should never tell her, and if you do decide to tell her you cheated on her, don’t prank her b/c you might find out something you don’t wanna know.

Finally from the book of Where They Do That At comes this:

Kerrie writes: found this in my inbox from a guy on a dating website…aside from the horrible amount of run-on sentences, it starts out decently but turns creepy in a matter of a minute. why the HELL would i ever email him back? i mean…Where they do that at? did he think this was going to turn me on? (and btw, maybe he wrote the last sentence twice so i could get the hint?)

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Model: Sapphire

Everyone likes making love, but ever so often there comes a time when you just wanna grab a hand full of hair and aggressively whisper in her ear. “I wanna uck the ish out of you right here, right now” OK well maybe women don’t do that, but I’m sure some women want to be dirty little freaks in the bedroom every once in a while as well. So for those good women who want to have a bad girl evening here are 7 bad girl bedroom tips. 

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Model: Tanaya

Have you ever met a someone you wanted so bad, that you hoped that one day you could get the number and hope they answer the phone when you call. Or better yet hopes they call you at 12 am for a booty call. Now if for some reason this person does call you for some late night love would you be prepared? (Even after you started a rumor about them) The good folks at College Candy have supplied a list of good ideas and bad ideas to be ready for the booty call. 

Good Idea: Have some sexy lingerie out on the bed. There’s no reason your guy can’t be led to believe that you sleep in see-through nightgowns every night of the week. He can file that one away right alongside “girls never poop.”
Bad Idea: Procrastination and laundry are my two archenemies, but it’s simply never a good idea to have your dirty laundry sprawled across the floor, including the granny panties you’ve been wearing all week. Helpful tip: no one will see it when it’s stuffed at the bottom of your closet.

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Teyana Taylor Has Swag

The lovely and super sexy Teyana Taylor has been sending twitpics like non other. I love it. Not only did she make Globalgrind’s twitpic of the day, she also wrote a blog over on the site was well check em both out but clicking the blue links in this paragraph. Also check out the best blogs online, remember click the blue links to read the full article. 

• Playboy really EFFED up, there are tons of hotter cartoons sexier than Marge Simpson.
• Chick tried to play me like I was short recently. Do you know how women think about short dudes? SMH 
• Side note, sometimes I watch woman’s volleyball solely to look at booty. Yuuup, Volleyball butts. 
• If you break up w/ me I need an answer damn it! Matter fact I need to know why you do everything I don’t want you to do.
• Oh yeah, Did you know Rihanna x Chris Brown are going to fight it out one more time?
• Finally check out my blog, on the baddest Bollywood babes. 

Since I’ve been posting a lot of booty pics and half naked women on the site I’d thought I’d give you ladies a treat. Here are the men of ESPN’s nude issue. Click here for all the naked men your eyes can take in… PAUSE

A staple in hip hop has been the Jesus piece. The face of the Lord has graced the face of many rappers as they spit lyrics about effing hoes, getting money and pouring nuvo on the perms of video vixens and groupies. Yet Global Grind’s fashion writer has declared the death of the Jesus piece.

• The good folks over at New Music Cartel have leaked a new Drake joint, too bad it’s featuring Baby.
• Mario and Necole Bitchie talk about Sex, Love and breaks ups.
• Just because this works in the movies don’t mean you should try this romantic sh*t in real life!  
• I am not the only one who f*cks better in someone else’s bed! 
• Sex Therapy w/ Robin Thicke... Yeah baby!! 
• Bitch you’re too damn picky, if you lowered your standards maybe a dude will slide you some cock!  5 Things Women Don’t Wanna hear
• I firmly believe a lot of women are down to share a dude! I’ll put money on it.

I really wanted to post this pictures of Rosa Acosta to my site but… I’d rather send the love elsewhere. Check out 2 Dope Boyz for more hot and steamy pics of Rosa. And be sure to check out some of the hottest stories online today.

• They Say Writing Poems About A Penis Really Gets The Creative Juices Flowing.
• What Kind Of Guy Is The Only Guy At A Baby Shower That’s Not His Baby? 
• Oh Yeah I Forgot to Tell You. Your Sister Is Doing PORN
• I Wouldn’t Smash Her With Someone Elses Peen! 
• I Can’t Stand Bad Kissers! UGH FYL
• When I Was in Cali I Slept With A Woman and We Didn’t Have Sex… I Don’t Know How She Did It, Either. 
• So Let Me Get This Straight. Your Man Treats You Like A Barbie Doll and You’re Mad?

Briana C Lloyd

You can find a lot of cool and interesting things online, so when I saw this video of a fifty year old virgin…. yeah I don’t even have to say anything else. Here are the hottest links online.

The Tightest 56 Year Old Virgin Never Touched By A Man

When dating Beyonce is your only claim to fame you might as well take full advantage of it and tell everyone. 

5 Rappers who should date Amber Heard star of Zombieland

7 Celebrity women I would love to smash.

The 20 Sexiest women in fashion