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The Allure Party – The Notorious Life Of Hip Hop

Parties here in Atlanta are an experience. People rarely dance, but the ladies are finer than mulatto hair, the fellas are dressed to the 9’s and the music and drinks never stop. It’s an acquired taste. People pay hundreds of bucks just to park. They stand in lines and since everybody knows somebody, if you’re willing to wait you can get in almost any party.

My home girl Kwelster and I have decided that groupies are patient. Well most of the time, because this weekend while back stage at an event I watch my interview get crashed by some “nice young ladies.” A groupie will wait on line, or stand in front of vip with their mouth open and just starting at ever baller look alike. I know we’re in a recession and all but does a baller giving you whatever you like really means that much to you?

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Our Prayers goes out to one of the funniest pimps of the silver screen – Source -

EUR has learned that after an extended illness, seminal comedian Rudy Ray Moore, better known as Dolemite, has died in Akron, Ohio. He was 81. EUR was initially informed of the news by comedienne Luenell, a friend of the family.

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It’s happened to all of us before, maybe just one time, or maybe every time we go to the club, the drunk person. Breath smelling like hot garbage freshly dropped from the as* tunnel of hybrid version Macy Gray and T-Pain. Loud jumbled non-sense spewing from their trap and no clue of what the word no means. They always want to do something that starts with the letter F, from Fight, F*ck or Fly. But how does one deal with the drunk person? Here are a few tips to keep you entertained instead of annoyed.

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How to lose a guy in ten texts. Information all women need to know.

Do you let your man check your myspace password? Well after some lame dude sent Joe Budden’s girl a message on the space “trying to holla” Budden breaks down the proper myspace etiquette.

Do You Let your lover check your myspace page?

Between us, what would he find if he checked your myspace page?

Notice the McCain Palin plate on the bike, he’s one of the people they are feeding with this “Obama is not one of us” strategy.

Please keep in mind that I use the word b*tch in the form of: Being a random b*tch from the block or a female who a man does not care about other than having sex.

Chivalry is dead and women killed it. With all due respect some of you females are b*tches. They floss around town acting as if their sh*t don’t stink, when the size of their turds are as big as Iron Mike Tyson’s neck in his prime. If this was House Party you are the person who broke the toilet. They problem stems from men who will sleep with anything with a whole between their legs, causing chicken heads to get big headed like babies with down syndrome. They trick off on women to get them to do things they would have done for a number 2 from McDonald’s.

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