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Top 5 Dark Butts Yung Berg Won’t Touch

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 16 - 2008

Since Yung Berg won’t touch the dark skinned cutie pies I’ll eat them up literally and figuratively. Now, she looks familiar doesn’t she? Thats the newly legal Camille Winbush aka Nessa from the Bernie Mac show. She could be my Reese Peanut Butter cup any day.

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15 Great Signs He Might Be A Bish A** N****

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 9 - 2008

I think its safe to say that the majority of females believe that men are the new b*tches. Lets face it the roles have reversed, more and more female don’t want any strings attached, and they just want to call a man when they need their back broke, a$$ chewed out or their faucet fixed. While males want to sit in the house just to cuddle, talk on the phone and send text messages in the middle of day that just say “I was thinking about you” Well here are 15 signs he might be cry baby bish @ss Nicka Read the rest of this entry »

10 Things Men Want Women To Know

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 7 - 2008

You want to know what men really think? Well here are some things men want the ladies to know.

  • We love it when you have an orgasm even if you fake it because we can’t tell the difference. It builds our ego and makes us try even harder the next time to experience that sort of sexual high again.
  • Yeah your friend has a nice butt, and your sister has some of the sexiest boobs ever, but I love you and everything about you. Never forget that.
  • I might lie to you just to make you feel good. Like when you shave your real eyebrows off to draw fake ones off. It’s not cute it’s sort of crazy. There I said it
  • If you really want my attention during football, or any other sports event… give head
  • When we play fight, don’t fight so hard.
  • When you ask us which outfit you should wear, we are going to pick the one easiest to take off of you.
  • We love a lady who knows how to hold her drinks, watches sports and listens to more than just old school R&B
  • If you can cook 4 good meals we can order out the other 3 nights and be happy for the rest of our lives together.
  • We love it when you watch adult flicks with us.
  • If you follow politics… that makes you 100% sexier to us.

Kanye West Puts on At Fashion Week

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 7 - 2008

Kanye West loves fashion, and it was clear on day 1 of Paris fashion week when he sat on the first row wearing a Michael Jackson button and a big fuzzy heart. Each day he rocked a different eye catching style, each day he debuted a new article from his new clothing line Pastelle.

But none as strong as on Day 4, when he turned out to the Dior Homme show in a zip-front hoodie with shoulder patches and a red-, yellow- and pink-striped hood topped with a shark fin. The hoodie — and as it turned out, many of the pieces he wore during the week — were from his own, long-awaited clothing collection, called Pastelle. And we’d been witness to a kind of show within a show. SOURCE

We must simple say Mr. West you’re a genius since you’ve been your own walking billboard all week long. And you’ll be happy to know that Mr. West did not throw a tantrum when none of the designers allowed him to walk down the catwalk and take a bow of his own.

The Care Free Curl is Back

Posted by BlogXilla On July - 2 - 2008

They say that fashion and style just keeps repeating itself, well they couldn’t be more right. From this years BET Awards and the premiere of Hancock it looks like the Jheri curl is back. How does one go from nappy boy locks to the glistening curl? I’m not sure, but if you ever see AJ formerly of 106th and Park ask him. He was recently seen rocking the curl with the messed up edges at the Negro awards. Read the rest of this entry »

The Lock Down Her List

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 30 - 2008

Quote of the Day - “There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.”

A list of ten things to do to lock down your girl. Read the rest of this entry »

T-Pain Steals From Church and Others

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 30 - 2008

I’m sure most of the people who read this blog, believe in God even though you may not go to church as often as you like. Until you have crummy week, and you end up in church wearing club gear, and still drunk from the night before. One might say thats what happened to T-Pain after listening to his first single. From the look of things he seemed to have stole borrowed the melody to the gospel song Silver & Gold, for his latest lets get drunk and do the nasty anthem “Silver and Gold.”

Silver & Gold [T-Pain] or Silver & Gold [gospel]

It’s not the first time T-Pain has been accused or “borrowing a melody” from Antonio “Huggy Bear” Fargas

According to the three producers, who have crafted hits for Lionel Richie, Teena Marie, and All 4 One, they recorded the song, “Makin’Luv 2 A Playa,” in 1997 with actor Antonio Fargas providing the vocals. T-Pain allegedly received the song and re-worked it into his hit, ‘I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” featuring Mike Jones.

Attorney Gregory Bodell explained, “The musical hook is nearly identical. It’s a little slower in my clients’song, but it was of course recorded 8 years earlier. When I listened to it, I said, ‘That’s the same hook.’” Source

I don’t know if T-Pain is stealing melody’s or not, but if he is at least he moved up in the world going from Huggy Bear to God.

Sharing My Chicken Soup

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 27 - 2008

I’m not going to settle. Thank you for all the prayers things are going to work out just fine I’m convinced.

Hotter Than The First Day Of Summer

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 26 - 2008

Condoms are a necessary item when you’re a bachelor–unless you want your jimmy feeling hotter than the first day of summer. With all type of diseases out there, it amazes me that people don’t wear condoms. Well maybe it doesn’t amaze me, I mean I wear them and I can tell you I do dislike them a lot. Sexing for straight calorie burn is not a good look. I like for my ManXilla to get wet when I’m swimming in the kitten, sticking and licking, stroking and poking. All jokes aside, nowadays you can die chasing sex: so it’s best to strap up. So…what’s the best condom of choice?

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My Pursuit Of Happyness

Posted by BlogXilla On June - 26 - 2008

My daughter comforts me as tears fall from eyes, she tells me it will be like the Suite Life of Zack and Cody as the police drop us off at the Intown-Suites. The alcoholic cousin I’ve been staying with kicked my 6 year old child and myself out of his house last night. Because i told her not to get any Kool-aid. I’ve come to learn that some people don’t do stuff out of the kindness out their heart. Rather they do stuff to have something to hold over your head. So as my writing career once again get set to boom I face my 2nd set back I’m homeless.

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