Saw V was a good movie but this one right here is one that I am just too scared to even watch the previews. Please go out to the polls and vote on Tuesday. So in an effort to boost excitement about this year’s election. Fill in the blank
If Obama Wins You’re Going To ____
It’s been about 8 years since one of the funniest marketing campaigns ever. The Bud Wasssuppp!! Commercials. Well they’re back eight years later and well things aren’t going too well for them. Check em out.
It’s happened to all of us before, maybe just one time, or maybe every time we go to the club, the drunk person. Breath smelling like hot garbage freshly dropped from the as* tunnel of hybrid version Macy Gray and T-Pain. Loud jumbled non-sense spewing from their trap and no clue of what the word no means. They always want to do something that starts with the letter F, from Fight, F*ck or Fly. But how does one deal with the drunk person? Here are a few tips to keep you entertained instead of annoyed.
“Dear God Make me a bird, so I can fly far far away from here.”
Many of you may know that as one of the most famous lines in the movie Forest Gump. I never understood that line until this summer. (key flash back music)
On a summer’s afternoon after taking my daughter to the mall, to play on the little indoor park, and buy her some new clothes for our summer long journey. I get out of the mall to my waiting 1 million degree car w/ no air condition. Luckily I don’t live far from the mall so we didn’t have that far to drive, plus she had burger king so she was still sipping her juice. We are driving slow enjoying the exquisite landscape of Georgia, when a bird decides that he wants to have target practice and I’m the target. From a quarter mile in the air he shot a piece of wet bird dookie pass some trees around the electrical wire, thru my car window right on my left shoulder.
Now that I think of it… My b*tch is cheating on me. I might have to fight to get her back! Have you been sleeping with my girl?
I have a few things to do today So I’ll be out running around. So I haven’t really had the time to sit down and write anything and for that I apologize but here is your chance to get to know me. Ask me anything… ANYTHING and I’ll answer it as truthfully as I can.
I was surfing youtube for clips for one of my jobs, Co-Host of Say What Now with BlogXilla & Classydeeva,which airs at 6pm on Sunday,when I came across this clip. I thought I should share it.
