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Quickie Topic Of The Day: Oral Sex

Xillionaire — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:11:56 +0000

We all know women love to get a tongue spanking, but ladies would you let another woman munch your carpet? Be real and let’s keep this conversation fun.

50 Reasons Why SOME Men Aint…

Xillionaire — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:19:12 +0000

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Sh!t, okay after putting the females on blast with 30 reasons women ain’t... and getting cursed out by a few women who the blog hit a little too close to home for them, I had to put the dudes on blast as well. I know my species has some very foul ways about us, but hey… We are no better than women. Enjoy.

He openly flirts with other women in front of his girlfriend
He tells everybody he doesn’t have a girl even though he’s driving her car, living in her house and wearing the Jordan’s she purchased for him
He’ll still try to have sex with a woman, even though he slept with some chick earlier that day
He can’t last more than 2 minutes
He never tries to please his woman during sex
He can’t eat coochie
He can’t keep a job
He has numerous kids that he doesn’t take care of
He can’t fix a flat tire
He sags his pants

D*ck For A Day

Xillionaire — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:48:57 +0000

I have a female friend who always talks about how easy it would be if she were a man. When she mentions this I always think to myself “you got it made because you’re a woman!” Now I know women don’t get treated as fairly as men, but women also get a lot of special treatment because they are women. I believe my friend is just delusion. Then an epiphany hit, I wondered what would a woman do if she had a penis for a day? So here are some questions for you:

What would you do if you had a penis for a day? Who would you do? Where would you go?

Positions Available – Sofa Sex

Xillionaire — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:17:15 +0000

We’ve all had this happen to us, you’re on the phone with your boo talking about sex when they ask you what’s your favorite position. Most people say the same thing, me on top or doggy style. So what I’m going to start doing is give you a new position to try out weekly. I call this one Sofa Sex

The guy sits on the couch, the female gets on top of him, her breast facing him, she tucks her feet into the cushion of the sofa where the back and the seat connect. After a few bounces on the “manxilla” she grabs onto his arms and leans back until she’s laying down while he’s sitting and proceeds to ride him. He uses his arms to help her glide back and forth on the “manxilla”

Why it’s hot
Doing this position it allows for the both of you to see everything going on plus if she has good balance it opens the cl*t up for him to stimulate with a wet thumb. Not to mention all the calories you’ll burn. So enjoy and happy love making.

Tupac – Should You Respect Women?

Xillionaire — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:02:02 +0000

This vintage clip of Tupac Shakur breaking down the basic principle of why you should dog a woman if you plan on keeping her. My partner John J always tell me to “treat a good girl like a wh*re and treat the wh*res like a good girl”. Today more and more women don’t want a man who is going to treat them like a queen, although they say they do. I believe it’s all part of the chase, a woman wants to chase a man and her getting dissed, pushed to the side, or cheated on only seems to make a woman want him more. I believe it’s because females are easily dick-matized. What do you think?

Is Black On Black Dating Dying?

Xillionaire — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:01:02 +0000

It’s 2008 and people still wince when they see a black man and a white woman or vice versa. Although I have never been in a relationship with another race, I’ve always found a few woman of different races attractive like Rosario Dawson, Elisha Culbert and Lucy Lui. With more and more mixed women populated the videos is black on black dating dying?

Why do we switch races?

I know a lot of women who actually thought about giving up on black men and dating white men only. Many of crossed the line, and others claim they would never do such a thing. As the media portrays beauty as blonde hair, and blue eyes a walk around the night clubs or even fashion trendy malls what do you see? You’ll see black woman with blonde weaves,wigs, and color contacts. Do they want to be white or are they just trying to bait a black man?

The Black men are no better, more and more are trading in braids for mohawks [I myself had a mohawk] and more corporate cuts. Dressing like rock stars, parading white women on their arms as trophies. Some thing he would have never done with a Black woman. The white woman is more tame, knows her place and does not confront a Black man like a black woman does.

So should the Black woman pay for the Black man like many believe a white woman does no but she should hold her own. One of the biggest stereo types of Black women are that they are money hungry. Yet white women have the same dilemma. Only Black women f*ck for light bills, white women f*ck for HALF.

What’s your stance on Interracial Dating?

The Stop Tricking Movement

Xillionaire — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:39:51 +0000

When did tricking come back in style? I mean I was brought up in the error of songs like scrubs, pigeons, independent women and cheapskate. I walked around singing you ain’t getting nada from us, not even a dollar from us!! Now all I hear in every song is “It ain’t tricking if you got it” well d*mn it yes it is tricking!!

I think men are getting it confused on what is tricking and what is not tricking. So allow me to break it down.

Not Tricking

Buying a girl a drink

Tricking

Giving her an open tab at the bar

Not Tricking

Giving a girl gas money because she drove over to your house

Tricking

Buying her a car because she got a fatty

The point I’m trying to make is that it’s okay to give your girl a gift or two, its okay to do nice things for her, but dropping thousands on a female you met a week ago… Is just stupid. Making it rain in the club, dumb!

Woman aren’t any better

I know a few women who have Bill Men. Men who sole purpose is to get some nookie in exchange for a bill payment. [rent, lights, heat, water, etc] Does this make them a h*e or a hustler? Hey if a man is willing to give up money in exchange for sex, by all means take it, but please know you’re selling coochie. I’m not mad at you because if I could… I would.

I Had No Idea You Were That Dumb

Xillionaire — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:00:20 +0000

One night a group of my co-workers got together for the Negro past time, a night of drinks and spades. At the time I was sleeping with this light skinned girl, with a butt like Bria Myles who worked at my job. She was beautiful, but she has the brain of a 7th grader. [No offense to 7th graders] That night while playing spades, a hearts lead there was a duece, a nine, and six laying on the table we need one book to not to get shot, she throws out a 5 of hearts. Another suit plays and low and behold the ace of hearts comes flying out of her hand and we lose the game. That night, I banged her like I hated her.

Top 5 of the dumbest things said to my Twitter friends by their bf/gf

Number 5 – When telling this dumb ass that I was sick of him being so “vague” he said, “What? Is that even a word? Or are you making it up? – @Savvyfatty

Number 4 – the dumbest thing a boyfriend has done was constantly asking if there are any refills for drinks at every restaurant. Always – @mzvirgo

Number 3 – after sex w/ ex, I went 2 wash up & noticed nut. I asked him if he nutted n me, he said “u cant get pregnant from anal sex” we werent havin anal sex but his dumb ass thought we were, so I got knocked up. needless to say, my son will be celebrating his 10th bday in Oct =) @CathrynMarie

Number 2 - He called another girl while I drove on the freeway. Then actually got out the car when I pulled over and told him to. The latter was the dumbest. He was snickering and such as he exited. Guess he didn’t think I was going to really pull off… @Marleaux

Number 1 – while trying to loose weight my ex girl told me that she drank a slim fast with every meal. Lmao @ThisIsMiguel

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The Hump Day Battle Of The Sexes Hard Vs. Wet

Xillionaire — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:12:21 +0000

Today we are going to try something different since, wordpress 2.5.1 won’t let me post date blogs and ate the blog I originally scheduled to post today. I want to have a battle of the sexes Men Vs. Woman. Todays topics comes from a blog I wrote called “If I Gotta Keep It Hard, You Gotta Keep It Wet“

Today’s Question:

Since females do less and less to keep a man hard, whose job is it for her to keep her wet? Man or Woman?

Let the Battle Begin