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We all know women love to get a tongue spanking, but ladies would you let another woman munch your carpet? Be real and let’s keep this conversation fun.

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Sh!t, okay after putting the females on blast with 30 reasons women ain’t... and getting cursed out by a few women who the blog hit a little too close to home for them, I had to put the dudes on blast as well. I know my species has some very foul ways about us, but hey… We are no better than women. Enjoy.
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I have a female friend who always talks about how easy it would be if she were a man. When she mentions this I always think to myself “you got it made because you’re a woman!” Now I know women don’t get treated as fairly as men, but women also get a lot of special treatment because they are women. I believe my friend is just delusion. Then an epiphany hit, I wondered what would a woman do if she had a penis for a day? So here are some questions for you:

What would you do if you had a penis for a day? Who would you do? Where would you go?

We’ve all had this happen to us, you’re on the phone with your boo talking about sex when they ask you what’s your favorite position. Most people say the same thing, me on top or doggy style. So what I’m going to start doing is give you a new position to try out weekly. I call this one Sofa Sex
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This vintage clip of Tupac Shakur breaking down the basic principle of why you should dog a woman if you plan on keeping her. My partner John J always tell me to “treat a good girl like a wh*re and treat the wh*res like a good girl”. Today more and more women don’t want a man who is going to treat them like a queen, although they say they do. I believe it’s all part of the chase, a woman wants to chase a man and her getting dissed, pushed to the side, or cheated on only seems to make a woman want him more. I believe it’s because females are easily dick-matized. What do you think?

It’s 2008 and people still wince when they see a black man and a white woman or vice versa. Although I have never been in a relationship with another race, I’ve always found a few woman of different races attractive like Rosario Dawson, Elisha Culbert and Lucy Lui. With more and more mixed women populated the videos is black on black dating dying?

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When did tricking come back in style? I mean I was brought up in the error of songs like scrubs, pigeons, independent women and cheapskate. I walked around singing you ain’t getting nada from us, not even a dollar from us!! Now all I hear in every song is “It ain’t tricking if you got it” well d*mn it yes it is tricking!!

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One night a group of my co-workers got together for the Negro past time, a night of drinks and spades. At the time I was sleeping with this light skinned girl, with a butt like Bria Myles who worked at my job. She was beautiful, but she has the brain of a 7th grader. [No offense to 7th graders] That night while playing spades, a hearts lead there was a duece, a nine, and six laying on the table we need one book to not to get shot, she throws out a 5 of hearts. Another suit plays and low and behold the ace of hearts comes flying out of her hand and we lose the game. That night, I banged her like I hated her.

Top 5 of the dumbest things said to my Twitter friends by their bf/gf

Number 5 – When telling this dumb ass that I was sick of him being so “vague” he said, “What? Is that even a word? Or are you making it up? – @Savvyfatty

Number 4 – the dumbest thing a boyfriend has done was constantly asking if there are any refills for drinks at every restaurant. Always – @mzvirgo

Number 3 – after sex w/ ex, I went 2 wash up & noticed nut. I asked him if he nutted n me, he said “u cant get pregnant from anal sex” we werent havin anal sex but his dumb ass thought we were, so I got knocked up. needless to say, my son will be celebrating his 10th bday in Oct =) @CathrynMarie

Number 2 - He called another girl while I drove on the freeway. Then actually got out the car when I pulled over and told him to. The latter was the dumbest. He was snickering and such as he exited. Guess he didn’t think I was going to really pull off… @Marleaux

Number 1 – while trying to loose weight my ex girl told me that she drank a slim fast with every meal. Lmao @ThisIsMiguel

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