Kelly Rowland’s Chocolate Fantasies & Grey Goose Shots

I really don’t understand why Kelly doesn’t get more attention in the states. Maybe it’s the whole light skinned obsession or something. Nonetheless I think she looked absolutely delicious at the Grey Goose Character & Cocktail Fundraiser in London. She was seen knocking back shots of Grey Goose at a local fish and chips spot, and I also heard she hired a hypnotist to keep her away from chocolate while she performs for Sir Elton John. Kelly is committed to staying thin, she recently said “When I look outside there are these little shirts and shorts on these women around Miami Beach. It’s extremely fly and it makes me want to put my little shorts on.”

I think she’s just not trying to get turned out by some European stud when she’s all horny off the aphrodisiac qualities of the cocoa bean. Some people even say chocolate is better than sex.

The saying may go, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, but what about women?

It is a long standing tradition to present a woman with a box of chocolate as a romantic gesture. Is it simply because women love chocolate or does the root of this tradition go deeper?

I’m a big fan of bringing women a box of chocolates before dates, or ordering a chocolate dessert. Since most women can’t cook these days, eating out can be a good way to get some chocolate in her, and make her hornier than an Austin Powers impression.

Nowadays, scientists ascribe the aphrodisiac qualities of chocolate, if any, to two chemicals it contains. One, tryptophan, is a building block of serotonin, a brain chemical involved in sexual arousal. The other, phenylethylamine, a stimulant related to amphetamine, is released in the brain when people fall in love. Source

Most people don’t believe in the powers of chocolate… Maybe that’s why it’s so many light skinned booty models. No shots.