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Karate Chop Any Woman Who Makes A Man Wait For Head!
Posted in Rated Grown Up on 01. Dec, 2009
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Today for some odd reason, I can’t help but think of the way her lips felt on me. What her tongue motion is like, how she moves her lips while going down… I had an epiphany. Oral sex is very important in a relationship, whether she will swallow or not is a lot less important. Gone are the days of females who “don’t give head”, but we are in a new era of females, I mean what time of woman doesn’t go down?
Nowadays women just give a delay. The man and the woman both know that head is going to come, but she’ll lay there on his chest or abs and stare at it. I hate this, I don’t want to come out and say “Hey baby, suck my stick”, but I can’t help but get impatient, then grab her head and push it on the manxilla. I sent out a tweet asking people how do they ask for head. jlbean said
”neva ask for oral sex. If it’s not offered assume u ain’t getting it.
I’m sorry but that’s unacceptable to me. Head is a must, and to assume I’m not going to get it, is going to leave me with a spitless stick, and I refuse to allow that to happen. We’re all adults and as smart as I am I don’t know what the wait is for. Because whenever head is a possibility, my checklist, always make sure a few things are done. Am I fresh,(CHECK) clean, (CHECK) and she’s turned on. (CHECK)
Yet, despite these measures if a man opens up his mouth to ask for it, or even motion towards it, then the complex mind of a woman will only make her wait even longer to put it in her mouth. She teases the Manxilla and this is not a good thing, but the irrational mind of the female somehow believes this is a great idea.
Ladies head is important and you shouldn’t make men wait for it, if you know you do it and you know you’re going to do it. I don’t want to have a debate about it, call me spoiled, but I want your mouth on my d*ck ASAP!
PS. Never hit a woman, ever under any circumstance. Need an example? Chris Brown, Ike Turner, Mike Tyson, OJ!
PPS. Fellas if your woman doesn’t give you head right away then here is what you do… let one go right on her chin and run…
PPPS. Then when you’re safe text her a “LOL SMILIE FACE”
ok this may sound wierd, but i have issues initiating. i over-think everything & attempt to plan out the precise moment when & how i'm gonna do something (i.e. give head). i actually would like to do it for my man, but thinking f**ks it up & eventually i just settle for penetration lol. since ur the sexpert, help me out Xilla.
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I think this should be the same for men. If you're not willing to give why should I?
Like your man, that you have now… or your man in general when you get one… I mean… just close your eyes and do it. I know when I'm about to eat something I never tried before, I just do it. That's the easiest way to go about it.
Well for a man if we hesitate going down or licking it's probably because something is not right… the smell, hair… or something.
There is only one first time…so you should just do it so that you'll never have to feel that anxiety again. Then when it's in your mouth and you see his face (pleasure, shock, anticipation) you will feel confident!
I need resuscitation after that headline.
Any who, the only reason I would wait would be if we weren't official (ain't sucking no random sticks) or if he wouldn't return the favor. Besides that I feel like giving head gives you the power and I'm always striving to be the BOSS so………
*Disclaimer* I'm 21 years old, and my blow-job resume is limited to 12 months, 2 partners, and a handful of encounters each.
U make great points, but from one woman’s perspective…
Sometimes getting straight to the head-bobbing is easier said than done. A woman may have to mentally prepare herself to give oral sex, especially if it is her very first time attempting it with her current partner or any person at all. Anxiety about the look, length, width, taste, odor, texture, and overall cleanliness of the peen have caused me to delay the game. However, the fear of doing something fatally wrong or simply not pleasing my man enough has caused me to hesitate the most. For instance, on one occasion with my first partner I took his dick too deep into my mouth before I was prepared for it, and I emptied a full stomach onto his lap. I've never told anyone this because it is the most embarrassing and disgusting thing I have ever done in my life. My partner (being the nucca that he is) encourage me to hop right back on the horse after I cleaned up, but I still have PTSD. Every time I think about going down, I think about THAT on top off all the other issues!
Giving head is not exactly like tasting food. A sausage or a cucumber is not going to push your head down until you gag, make ambiguous grunts and groans, sweat, curse, laugh, yelp in pain, let it rip without an announcement, fail to reciprocate, remain limp for the rest of the night, or tell its boys about you. A DICKhead will. And these are all of the things that a woman thinks about up until the second she does it and even while she is performing the act.
While there is something to be said for just doing it, anticipation can heighten the experience. I gave it to my current boyfriend a few weeks ago for the first time, and I guarantee you, when I finished him I had literally blown all of his sexual frustration out of his brain(s). He had to wait for 10 weeks and through 45 min of making out and groping. I even made him count me down from 10 as I slid my wet tongue up from the base of his scrotum. 5, 4, 3, swallowed! Yes he waited, but in the end he still got what he wanted before he was expecting it. Because I had such a wonderful experience with him the first time, I have hardly prolonged the pain since. My ideal outcome may not have happened for every woman in every instance. As evidenced in my little anecdote, it hasn’t always happened for me.
Ultimately, if you are not being satisfied, you do have the option of moving on to the next. A *worthy* woman will find the middle ground between what she can tolerate and what will please her man.
lmao @ this whole post, especially “hey baby, suck my stick”
Are you going to die from not getting head?Men act like their life depends on getting head.Why?
lol….ya got me ROLLIN' over here, lmao! just the THOUGHT of this action, a littel while back, made me GAG, but now, like you said, if you're not down with it, OK, but it REALLY has it's advantages in a relationship…and NO, you're not a slut or nasty if you DO do it, LOL! I've heard that SO many freakin' times, UgH!
Head isn't a big thing to me esp since many women due to some hang ups or other just dont get it right. But if the gal expects to get some head, she should be willing to give some head too!
Head is the most important thing in the world. Point blank period.
Gagging is good for business. wait gag like in disgust or gag like… nevermind lol
A man needs head. It's a must. A man's whole goal in life is to get head and stick himself inside of a woman… just ask Tiger Woods. Okay maybe not, but its an important part of sex. Without head a man is going to be tempted even more than the normal temptation we have on a regular basis. A woman who gives good dome will make a man think twice before stepping out.
Niggas still talking about getting head. That shit is so “eddie murphy stand up fucking old” Fuck head niggas! If you not getting the “Fucking GAG” which is what i call it you are missing out on some good shit. And if you want to know what i call the “FUCKING GAG” Go look up the Belladonna chick. And before i got with my now WIFE if a chick was not with it, she was no aloud to give me head.
it's the man i'm already with… ok, i'll try that & let u know how that goes lol
One word: AIDS I make a man wait because I don't wanna catch no shit! Impatient Men, how often do ya'll get tested?? probably never. I'm a freak just like the next one, but I will not risk my life for none of ya'll fools!!!
We all know about AIDS. But with a chick knowing he has nothing and not giving head.
When you say you want head ASAP, Xilla, are you talking about on a first date? And how would you feel if she were to do it on a first date? Because any woman who gives head without knowing your last name, well…….that's another topic.
Anyway, I don't have a problem with doing it. Just don't expect me to go down on him if he has lint in the foreskin, and his balls are musty and he says “baby suck my stick”. Hell no! If he wants me to keep my business clean, he needs to maintain his balls, etc.
You also have to remember, Xilla, that just like there are women who “don't give head” (at all) there are some women who feel uncomfortable doing it because to them it feels humiliating and demeaning. You have to make them feel comfortable, rather than the “suck my stick” approach or force her head down to your manxilla.
Finally, men have high expectations with head as it is, of course some women are reluctant to give head. Men want us to perform like Superhead! (and yes I've seen the tape LOL) Again, if the man were to give us some type of encouragement, then we'd be more than happy to lick the lollipop often!
I like the way you think MissBeasley. Confidence in your skillset is very important. There ain't nothing like it when a woman who is confident in her abilities goes to work on you and then holds eye contact. Yes MissBeasley, I like the way you talk… Easy…
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You didn't have to get all technical with a brother MissBeasley!! LOL
LOL OMG! That so wasn't me! I don't know where that came from……
And thanks
OH! I thought you were bombing me out or something!!! I was like Dag, I was
trying to give you props!!!!!LOL And then I saw your email address and was
like alright!!!! No I'm just playing!! Easy…
You are welcome. I just call them like I see them. You sound like you KNOW
how to handle your business. That makes me kind of curious about you. Not
what you can do but what has helped shape you into the woman you are. Oh
well, I digress. It is always a pleasure to converse with you MissBeasley.
Easy… ;o) (Yes Lawd)
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Subject: [blogxilla] Re: Karate Chop Any Woman Who Makes A Man Wait For Head!
Ok so it's just gonna keep doing it huh? That's crazy….and I didn't even notice my email address in there! Disqus is tripping!
LOL
OMG LOL!
Can you explain….
Yea, their network admin must be having issues.
Laughter is therapuetic!
) Have a wonderful evening MissBeasley!! Until
the next time we converse I bid you adieu. ;o)
Hahahahahahahah!
i used to love it and didn't mind doing it but now it's routine and become too much of an expectation and i think im tired of him (he doesnt work, go to school, pay a bill nothing)…maybe you're the reason she doesn't like it anymore
What about when we women dont get head from men?
Man Xilla I need your expert opinion! My girl aint gave me head in months and when I ask for it she questions it!! I mean I can't even get it when she is on her cycle. Sometimes I really wanna karate chop her ass because I spoil her and she knows I'll go down on her faster than a penny dropping from 100 story building without questions asked and I can't get the same…fml
No disrespect ladies I love her but head is essential…. to much temptation out her for a 21 yr male who doesnt get what he wants lol
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