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Women Lie On Their VJJ More Than Men Lie On Their Peens
Posted in Relationships on 24. Nov, 2009
Women have a new number one lie, and it’s sweeping the nation. This lie has topped: “I gotta man”, “Sure I’m going to call you” and even “this is my real hair”. The new number one lie told by females is, “I got the bomb @ss pu$$y, and you wouldn’t know what to do w/ it” Really?!? Females have now taking over the role of lying on their goodies and I’m not going to take it anymore.
I kid you not I’ve heard that line from the last 10 women I’ve been with and out of the ten only 2 have had some good twat. Now if women believe all men say they have a big d!ck, I say all women say they have good pu$$y. Newsflash, we only tell you that because we want to bust a nut again and telling you the truth will block that from happening… At least with you.
I’ve heard the tales of how women have these men running back to them, of how she got this for doing that and even “you can throw my pussy in the air and it will turn to sunshine.” Yeah right. There was only a few times in my life where I stuck it in and was helpless but to repeat OMG over and over again. Maybe that’s why the majority of my google traffic comes in from women googling “How Do You Know You got Good P*ssy”
But, be happy, b/c true good cooch is a curse, it will take over all rational thoughts in your head, it will start to think for you. When the lights need to be paid the vagina will debo the brain for control of the body and you’ll end up sleeping w/ Joe Sixpack to get the lights paid. The same goes for rent, the car note and those new boots that YoYo had on at the Negro Awards. Yeah I said YoYo
But unlike Good d*ck good V.J.J. loses it’s goodness with-in a few years. The water runs dry, the tightness leaves, the warmth gets a little bit colder on the D. So, when your ocean waves no longer pound the shore like they once did take it easy and understand that it’s alright to have regular @$$ pu$$y.
This little story is true.
But who wants o say I have sorry di@K or lousy V.J.J….. Nobody and thats the reason most people sat the opposite.
I can believe this. I have a friend of mine who tells me that some chicks that he's slept with swear they have the bomb and yet can't even get wet. And his reason for sleeping w/ them is the same as yours…it's beats jacking off! But in the defense of women and men who've been accused of being a wack lay, everyone is not the same w/ everybody. I know I was not memorable to one guy, but don't care cause he just didn't do it for me! He thought he was better & more deserving than he was. Sometimes guys should take that into consideration!
Good coochie is relative just like good dyck is. I had a “friend” that bragged that this dude she was with was the BOMB. LOL Then another friend slept w/him and later bragged that he was the “wackest she ever had” Now this is based on what you like, how the performance was, and what you've been used to in the past. Hey it is what it is. But I believe everybody's pussy will eventually be thrown in the air by the right person and make sunshine for THEM. Just like some chicks swear their dude is the Mandingo in the bed. So….. to each its own
LMAO! I agree but good d*ck can loose it's goodness as well. I have a friend whose (ex) man USE to be phenomenal and now he can't ever get it up. And it's not just with her. She found texts exchanged from him and another woman – he was apologizing for not being able to get it up and begging for another chance… I laugh my butt off when I heard that.
Anywho, I never want regular goodies! No! No way! If you take care of her and don't abuse her, she can be great for many decades!!!
From my experience it's always been the men whom say that they have good d*ck aren’t even worth getting it wet lol. But the quiet ones whom don’t brag or talk about their sh*t have that FIRE D*ck. Also I feel if you know that your sh*t is good, then why the need to brag or say you do. When in reality that person is going to discover for themselves how good your goodies are really. But I do agree that its to each its own, different strokes feel different for each folk.
lol lol lmaooooooooo omg wow
I would just keep walking if i heard that because if its for real you wouldnt have to advertise.
I totally agree, if your goodies you won't brag about it, just let him find for himself, its better that way, cause then it becomes an eye opener, love the glory…lol
it is what it is. There is somebody for everybody. What was paradise for one may be purgatory for another.
I choose not to brag or boast. I keep it humble. I prefer to walk softly and carry a big stick.