If You See Them Together, They’re Sleeping Together

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We believe our eyes a little bit too much. I take a lot of pictures with women. It’s one of the perks of the job. The only problem I have is my non industry female friends think I’m sleeping with every woman I’m hugged up with in my photos. It’s sort of our culture. Why is it that when you’re seen with someone in public, people automatically think… “They’re f*cking.”

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This reminds me of a classic Eddie Murphy joke, where he say’s “cuz they know if I take Brooke Shields to the grammy, Brooke’s gonna get f*cked.” Truth be told, many times if you do see people together chances are they have slept together or one of them is trying to sleep with the other person, but it’s not always the case. Have you ever been accused of sleeping with someone just because the two of you were seen together? If so I’d love to know about it.

Oh yeah… They were just shooting a movie:

The scene at the Knicks game, which will likely last less than 30 seconds in the film, was based around Ferrell and Wahlberg, who are bribed with courtside seats to not go after a case. While flirting with Perez and Shields, they realize halfway through the game that they’ve been bribed and abruptly run out. Ferrell was decked out in a traffic-cone orange Knicks hat and a gray suit for the scene, while Wahlberg, a Boston native, didn’t seem to mind wearing Knicks garb for the film and sported Danilo Gallinari’s No. 8 jersey.

Wahlberg and Ferrell left once the filming wrapped up following halftime after shooting the scene more than a dozen times, but Shields, Perez and Henchy stayed to watch from the front row while sitting next to “30 Rock” star Tracy Morgan and director Spike Lee. Source: ESPN

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8 Responses to “If You See Them Together, They’re Sleeping Together”

  1. pricanqt says:

    oh yeah… in real life it happens too… the person I call my big brother/Male BFF, was my older sisters boyfriend of 11 years and they have 2 children to whome I am GodMother to as well. Well she has accussed me of sleeping with him for years because we are bestfriends. He treats me liek a lil sister and I treat him as big brother. She knows I would never eventouch a guy an acquaintance has kissed let alone her man… it's really sad!

  2. HeadMistress says:

    Yeah, way too many stories to tell…I've always had more guy friends than girl friends – so of course I'm f*ckin 'em all

    *heavy sigh, an eye roll & a chuckle*

    I figured out quite awhile ago that it's more fun to let them think it and at times I'll even add fuel the suspicion just to see what craziness they can make up out of little or nothing…it's hilarious

  3. BlogXilla says:

    My thing is if I'm gonna be accused of sleeping w/ someone at least let me have really got my penis wet!! I mean damn… What is this a business that I can't take a picture with a woman on my arm and people not talk about it… lol Bobby Brown play on words.. you aint get it. lol

  4. BlogXilla says:

    Dang! Thats messed up you should have slept with him just to piss her off and give her a reason to be jealous. It's crazy the numbers people put on our private parts.

  5. kianajewell says:

    i stand accused: last year i got really close with a girl who happened to be bisexual. she had a girlfriend but they were iffy, on again/off again. she was going through some stuff and i spent a lot of time with her just trying to help her find her way back normalcy. next thing you know, all the nosy-ass folks on campus are saying she's cheating on her girl with me. what? we just happened to be seen together quite often and shit got flipped, twisted, turned and curved into me being her new side chick. thankfully, she transferred to another school and all that drama went right on with her…

  6. HeadMistress says:

    Ahhh spite sex, I love it, nothin like it!

  7. HeadMistress says:

    LOL, I got it!

    ROFLMAO @ “at least let me have really got my penis wet!!”

  8. tiannatianna says:

    OH YEAH. All the time. I have plenty of MALE friends WHO have NEVER got it and WILL never get it. Some have TRIED, but NEVER made it any further than that ATTEMPT. Matter FACT, this aSSumption haPPens to me with ASSOciates as well. FOr example, if I say “HEY, HI, WHATS UP” to a male, someone always ASSUMES “WE MUSTA Had some sorta SEXUAL” history…..I mean, heLL am I supposed to just ASSOCIATE myself with the same SEX? Get real. Another example: A new friend of mine, knows an OLD friend of mine whom I used to hang out with on a regular. FOR what EVER reason, me and that “OLD” friend, have never got down to the niTTy griTTy and were more along the lines of HOMIE LOVER friends, but W/O the SEXING. LMAO. so MAKE a long story short, he still DOESNT really believe we never HAD relations..so I give UP. Im like I MEAN. hell OK thats fine, “THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE YOU” and I can ONLY give you my word!!!

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