The Condom Drawer: Cheaters, Drunks, And Weirdos

I like drunk women as much as the next guy, but is there ever a time when a woman is too drunk? Take a look at this video and pray this lady was smart enough to lay off the juice after this. #SignsfromGod

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Next is the main reason why you don’t cheat on your wife. And if you cheat on your wife you should never tell her, and if you do decide to tell her you cheated on her, don’t prank her b/c you might find out something you don’t wanna know.

Finally from the book of Where They Do That At comes this:

Kerrie writes: found this in my inbox from a guy on a dating website…aside from the horrible amount of run-on sentences, it starts out decently but turns creepy in a matter of a minute. why the HELL would i ever email him back? i mean…Where they do that at? did he think this was going to turn me on? (and btw, maybe he wrote the last sentence twice so i could get the hint?)

Hey there how are you so apparently [website] thinks that we would be a good match so I’d like to get to know you I want to say that I am not here to play games and I know what I want in a woman so I am going to write what I want and if it sounds like you and if you like my profile too then message me back and we will take it from there have a nice day and thanks for reading this and taking the time out of your day to do so I hope to hear from you soon. I want a nice down to earth sweet faithful smart girl who can keep up with me in a conversation I want someone I can finally be proud to take home to my parents and family and someone who will sit down with them to eat and actually talk to them I want someone also that understands that even though I am a nice guy I do have my needs and honestly I have a very high sex drive so I want a girl who doesn’t mind doing stuff in a committed relationship and can keep up with me when we are in bed last I don’t care about looks but I am a major major butt guy so I want a girl with a nice butt who doesn’t mind proving it to me when asked last I don’t care about looks but I am a major major butt guy so I want a girl with a nice butt who doesn’t mind proving it to me when asked

SOURCE: EFCP