The Condom Drawer – Booty Call Protocol

Have you ever met a someone you wanted so bad, that you hoped that one day you could get the number and hope they answer the phone when you call. Or better yet hopes they call you at 12 am for a booty call. Now if for some reason this person does call you for some late night love would you be prepared? (Even after you started a rumor about them) The good folks at College Candy have supplied a list of good ideas and bad ideas to be ready for the booty call. 

Good Idea: Have some sexy lingerie out on the bed. There’s no reason your guy can’t be led to believe that you sleep in see-through nightgowns every night of the week. He can file that one away right alongside “girls never poop.”
Bad Idea: Procrastination and laundry are my two archenemies, but it’s simply never a good idea to have your dirty laundry sprawled across the floor, including the granny panties you’ve been wearing all week. Helpful tip: no one will see it when it’s stuffed at the bottom of your closet.

Good Idea: Having pictures of your friends displayed throughout your room.
Bad Idea: Having a framed picture of your dad holding a 12-gauge shotgun. Let’s be real. That’s not going to set the mood.

Good Idea: Candles may be banned in dorm rooms, but try your best to keep your room smelling nice. The scent of fresh laundry or perfume wafting through your room will keep your guy coming back for more. Or, at the very least, he won’t be repulsed by the aroma of old milk and mildew.
Bad Idea: Having three half-eaten boxes of pizza scattered around the room. Two-day old pepperoni has an unforgettable scent that is sure to make you gag upon catching a whiff. Moldy cheese is not an aphrodisiac – don’t forget that.

Read the whole list at College Candy.

• Never Trust A Couple In Love – NWSO
• One of my readers knows how big the manxilla is, she wrote a blog about it too. WhatDCPeopleHate
• You’ve never seen a chick this big move this damn good. – C&D
• The Birth Of Young Money – TSS
• Office Sex Will Make Your Life At Home w/ Your Ole Lady Better – FGC
• When Your Favorite Star Won’t Answer Your Tweets, Write Them A Letter – ABC

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