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A Little Mouthful of Flesh That Taste Like Skittles
Posted in Rated Grown Up, Sexual Intellectuals on 18. Oct, 2009
Photo of ADELINA KRISTINA
Quote of the Day: for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh, we deprive a soul of the sun and light and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy.
I got a sweet tooth for you girl I’m tempted to taste. I can’t wait to drink your milk You’re looking like a big ole piece of cake. There is a fundamental mistake made by men all over the world, and it give us good oral guys a bad name when we get in a mood like I am in today.
You see a lot of men go down and place a few licks on her, just so she can get frustrated and say let’s just have sex! I know this because I’ve done it before. I’m in that mood today, I want to take a fly shorty and lay her down and eat her from A to Z and from Z to A. I mean eat her like a competitive food eater in one of those competitions. Y’all know what I’m talking about when you see those dudes holding a trophy w/ pie smeared all over their face. Yea like that I want to put my face all up in her middle, b/c my mind tells me that the next woman I eat will taste just like a bag of skittles.
Eating is an art, and there rules to this. So if you men wanna know how to eat it until you need band-aids for your knees here is a step by step guide to going down like a pro.
Ease Down On It
- Before you get ready for your meal it’s best to set the table. Foreplay! It works fellas, kissing is a very sensual move, start by kissing her mouth, soft pecks w/ moist lips, with your hands caressing her face, fingers running through her hair as you move and suck her bottom lip, kissing her neck and running your tongue down the length, work her breast licking your lips again, so they are wet when you graze them across her nipples. A nice way to treat the nipples is to lick from 3 to 9 while massage the other breast and showing both of them equal love. Ease on down stopping at the belly button, and while your down there play w/ her insides from the outside. Push down on her lower abdomen with your outstretched fingers, in sort of a Vulcan death lock, there are some organs in there which stimulate her private part and this will make her just right for eating. If you don’t believe me ask your anatomy professor.
Work The Middle… Rock The Boat
- Gradually move down w/ your fingers, intentionally brushing against her clitoris, and massage the lips of her vagina. I like to take my index finger and my ring finger and push her lips together causing her cl*t to pop up and then massage it w/ my middle finger which I have already made moist, by placing my freshly washed hands into her mouth for lubrication. A guy might want to place her hands on her happy place so she can rub herself the way she likes while he tongue tap her in between her fingers. Forcibly grab her wrist away from her spot and move his tongue across it like Thumper! Tap, Tap, Tap.
Go for the Kill
- The man should be in a groove now, so pull her lips back and reveal the inside goodness of her goodies, lick it, suck it, poke it, he should do as many things as he can do to it, but pay attention if he does something that she likes she’s going to do one of 2 things moan really loud and tell you not to stop. If she moans real loud keep doing what you’re doing. If she tells you don’t stop, Tell her to shut up and keep doing what she told you not to stop doing. This will turn her on to no end. Females like to feel like they are w/ a MAN! So show her you’re in control and you got this. Eating out is 75% mental.
Batteries Not Included
- The Clit is a delicate flower, and sometimes a guy might need a little help. So just like a gardener needs tools, he should invest in some toys of his own. Buy a bullet! Now sure you can just use hers b/c most women have them, but then you run the risk of licking around a plastic dildo and that’s not a good look. There are a lot of types of bullets, and some changeable tips this adds excitement to the feast you are having. Think of the bullet like hot sauce for the cl*t since it taste like chicken. If you need tips how to eat her w/ a bullet (A sex toy for the none sexual intellectuals) Read this blog I wrote about the topic
After you have ate her right her pussy will be perfect for a wild night of sex and you’ll be more likely to make her cum, so dive in, kiss her to share your meal, bang your manxilla into the side of her walls, throw the head of your manxilla into the bottom of her vag, give her that D that is so good it will make her slap her mama!!!
*Heavy Sigh* I swear your instructional guide never gets old
This is why you need to write a book, more men need your help than you know…
Happy Sunday Mistress!!
You ain't lying.. I am sigh'in with you..
Happy Sunday Duchess!!!
Yeah, it's pretty bad when this “read” is more satisfying than some of the “actual” you get from some dudes >:/
LOL!
It ain't get old because I re wrote it. Made it better than the first one.
Why did I get turned on when I read this? Lol!
Ooohhhh, look whose talkin to me *blushing* but why I gotta get the faceless Xilla? LOL
It'll never get old, even if you repost the same one every day, cause some men will never take “giving” as seriously as they take “receiving” and heed your advice…so sometimes we have to settle for imagining what it might/should be like…(while we withhold our skills of course)
Cause he knows EXACTLY how you like it maybe?? LOL!!
*clapping vigorously*
I had resolved to mediocre oral until i read this! There is hope. If u wrote a book, i would buy a few copies and gift them.
i second that emotion, cuz!
i second that…lol
Definitely passing this on to my BF!! Xilla, you are amazing! *pecks on cheek*
Well damn…
lol I think a lotta dudes (and chicks #noshade) might wanna read this.
*retweets*
I'm all for health care reform. (interesting read)
*Taking notes as I read*
Xilla…Thank You. There are a lot of men who have shame in eating out, no reason to. Take pride in your sport and be a champ. That's my take on head too
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I still like telling my man how I like it…nothing turns me on more then a little communication and fantastic results!
Well alright! You sholl know what to say Zilla! I've been reading your blog for months now, but have never commented. Call me lazy.
Anyway, I love your blog, especially posts like this one.
*Sighing and reminiscing fondly over “the one” who always got it right*
I HAV TO GO CHANGE MY PINK PANTIES XILLA!
I LOVE DIS POST CUZ I FIRMLY BELIEVE DAT I TASTE LIKE SKITTLES ON A DAILY BASIS AND I LOVE SUMONE TASTIN MY RAINBOW!! A LOT OF DUDES & FEMALES NEED TO READ DIS CUZ ITS SAD DAT SUM OF THEM IN DIS DAY OF AGE DOESNT KNOW WAT THEY ARE DOIN!! I JUST RECENTLY STARTED DATIN A FEMALE & OF COURSE FROM TIME 2 TIME, I HAVE TO DO MY THING ON HER, SHE KNOWS WAT SHE'S DOIN CUZ SHE'S GAY, BUT IM BI… I FEEL AS THO I KNOW WAT IM DOIN CUZ I KNOW HOW I WOULD LIKE SUMONE TO DO IT TO ME….. BUT WE CAN ALWAYS USE POINTERS FROM A MORE EXPERIENCED SEXUAL INTELLECT…
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this post Xilla. The tip targeting the stimulation of a woman's lower stomach by touch while enjoying her goodness was on point. While going for the kill, if your tongue happens to be long enough roll it inside her and watch her reaction.
*runnin' to catch the Acela express train to MD*
Come on down and sit a spell precious.. I'll take care of you.
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;-*
Yes Lovely…
Damn that was good, it felt like I was there!!!!!
*sigh*
Xilla, have I told u how much I appreciate u? lol
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