Help Me Xilla, I Squirted In His Face

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Xilla on on Oct 14, 2009

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Last week I got an email from a new reader who has a problem. Read her letter and check out my response under the cut. I also asked R&B Singer Olivia about this situation, you can check out what she had to say and leave your opinion in the comment section.

Dear Xilla,

I am new to your blog and I think it is GREAT!!! You are talking about things that most adults are afraid to talk about. I have a question for you. The guy I am currently dating and I are both in our early 30’s. He performed oral sex on me and when I came I squirted (or as he puts it gushed) all over his face and now I am afraid to do anything else with him.

He freaked out so bad that I was embarrassed and refuse to do anything else with him. (we’ve been dating for a few months and he could have had me by now but his reaction has me on pause) He says that he hasnt ever experienced that before with anyone. I was shocked to say the least. :-) He placed a small forum on his facebook page to see what others thought but I truly dont believe people are comfortable with it enough to talk about it or hasnt experienced it.

Thanks For Your Time,

Sally Squirthauser

Dear Sally,
It sounds like you’re in a messy situation. I’ll reveal something w/ you. I often thought about how great it would be for a female to squirt in my face. Kinky I know, after a lot of thought I’m still teetering back and forth w/ the idea. I mean I have girls squirt on the manxilla, thats sort of normal, but all over a guy’s face. My inner sexual intellectual is all for it, but my brain isn’t sure how much I would like it.

Here is my thing, if you’re with a sexual prude which it seems like you’re with, then you might just need to move on. You’ve reached a road block in your love life w/ this guy and it seems like it’s time for a detour. Sex is great, but if you don’t feel comfortable enough, and he’s not open to love you for all of your leaky love juice than maybe he’s not the one for you. I mean it just happened, and if it just happened he should take pride in the fact that he made you orgasm so hard, that you exploded into his face. This is something to brag about, something to cherish and laugh about. Its sort of like when a guy puts it on a woman so hard that she can’t function afterwards. Sure he’ll laugh and make jokes about it, but at the same time it’s just a reaffirmation of how good the sex is, right?

At the end of the day, you should think about all of your options with this guy and think of ways you can get pass this. If you can’t move past this embarrassing moment then take that detour on the road of love and find someone else. Don’t let a good orgasm ruin you from future sexual romps. Let your next guy know you are likely to explode if it’s too good and he’s more than likely to love it when you do. At least if you’re dealing with a sexual intellectual.

Signed,
Xilla The Sexual Intellectual.


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  • Treble85
    I agree with Xilla "he should take pride in the fact that he made you orgasm so hard, that you exploded into his face. This is something to brag about, something to cherish and laugh about." The first time I squirted in his face I looked down and the man was smiling like he had just won the lottery. Shit was funny to me lol
  • Exactly a man should wear her squirt juice like a medal of honor!! lol You were w/ a true sexual intellectual
  • IDK....I'm kinda on the fence with this one b/c as women we come face to face with the johnson when we're giving oral.....and as much as we may love to suck it up, I'll be damned if he does it all over my face (but tht's just me) I feel that if it's not in the blow hole and he feel like it's about to happen then he could give a sister a heads up (literally) lol.

    Plus it seems like they just let the embarrassing moment happen w/o really talking about it. Yeah he put it on FB but he really need to be talking to her about it. And until they talk about it, I don't think she should leave him alone b/c it's still fresh and new and it's only a small hurdle. Cause to be honest, good, gushing sex is hard to come by nowadays lol.
  • TeeBaby
    Like Xilla said, the guy should be beating his chest right now! Not all women are squirters so I could imaging him being caught off guard but once he realized what it was it should have been all good. My first experience with "the gush" was in a car w/ my "cut buddy" during intercourse, we were both caught off guard & he said if it wasn't me he probably would have been concerned. But from that point on "the gush" is his target & he believes NO 1 can give me the business like he can. All that to say...IF U CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT THE KITCHEN & as a real man told me, that's good stuff!
  • Did y'all have a towel down when you squirted off in the backseat? I would hate to be in the back seat of that car!! lol
  • TeeBaby
    Yeah, he had a towel or sumthin to wipe it up but the back of my shirt was wet. But it was all worth it. LOL.
  • So you went home w/ the wet spot on your shirt! Did it look like you peed on yourself? I hate it when i go to the bathroom and the water splashed on me when i wash my hands!! Argg!
  • TeeBaby
    It was cold so luckily I had on a coat, but yeah there was a big nasty wet spot on my shirt. He told me I should've taken it off but that day my purse wasn't big enuff to put it in so I just took it off immediately after getting in the house. I got him back tho, the other day I wet up his socks...we're even!
  • ThinkingLady
    Squirting It is a compliment to the chef! It was a strictly involuntary reaction on her part. Au natural. It can't be faked. But in his case he's not worthy to be praised cuz he wasn't trying to get that reaction. The planets were just aligned as far as stimulation is concerned. His dumb ass just got LUCKY and he doesn't even know it. And he won't know how to make it happen again, not with her, or any other female. Why would a grown ass man embarass someone he is dating? How immature is that? She needs to heed the lesson and move on cause he is not the dude for her! I had a conversation with a 50 sumthing y.o. man who didn't bleve it was possible cuz he never experienced it b4. He kept asking me how it was possible and then you got this guy who doesn't have a clue! SMH
  • A man should beat it up good, do the beat it up dance and then make her lay in the wet spot! In his 50 years of life he never made a woman squirt? WTF he must not be a sexual intellectual! Can't be!
  • ThinkingLady
    Apparently he's not. Dude went on the internet and everything because up until that conversation, he thought he was "the man". Thought he knew everything there was to know about sex, the whole 9 yards. He probably went home and asked his woman if it ever happened to her. Hopefully she lied and said no cuz if he found out some other dude had made it happen and he hadn't he mighta had a stroke (and not stroking her)!
  • LMAO I be stroking that's what i be doing! It's a damn shame i can that happening though. He probably deleted the internet conversation b/c he was so dumb!
  • ThinkingLady
    This conversation took place over the phone! It was the barbershop discussion of the day. I know one of the old heads involved in the conversation and he called me to put me on speaker phone with the dudes. Someone there had a laptop and when he kept asking me how it was possible, someone pulled out their laptop and let him google it!!! He still didn't believe it was possible. I was ROTFL. He was not happy that somebody out there was doing stuff he didn't know about!
  • i cannot understand why she is embarrassed. if i squirted on a dude's face and he looked like he didn't like it i would kindly hand him his pants and show him the door and let him know he can either enjoy the interctive vagina that is me or go away!

    i guess maybe its like the first time a chic swallows. i know my first time was by mistake. i thought it was my saliva in my mouth so i just swallowed. when i noticed it wasn't my own personal saliva my immediate reaction was "ewww, gross." then after about five minutes i realized it didn't taste nasty and that it wasn't that big a deal and got over it. maybe this dude needs to get over it and fast before he loses out on a lady that can do what many women cannot. or maybe instead of eating her out to the point of cumming he can eat her out until she almost cums and then put it in so she can cum on his dick. but i certainly wouldn't give up getting or giving head over some squirting!
  • I think she's more embarrassed from his reaction, but honestly she has nothing to be ashamed about. Imagine if i got embarrased from skeeting in a woman's face! GTFOH! lol
  • LOL CUTE STORY, BUT SHE HAS NUTHIN TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT, I WOULD LOVE IT IF THE PERSON I WAS WITH MADE ME DO THAT, I WOULD DO DA "BEAT IT UP OR EAT IT UP" DANCE FOR THEM!!!! BUT FOR HIM TO ACT LIKE DAT AFTERWARDS?! NAH DATS NOT COOL IN MY BOOK, YOU CAN KEEP IT MOVING HOMIE!!!
  • a lot of guys are not super sexual all they know is they pose to have sex, but they are closed minded. It's a shame though b/c there are so many wonderful things that can happen w/ sex you know
  • YEA I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU COMIN FROM BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX YOU CONNECT WITH YOUR PARTNER ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL AND YEA SUM GUYS AND EVEN SUM GRLS ARE PRETTY CLOSED MINDED ABOUT IT, AND ITS A SAD BUT HEY, ITS LIFE... AND OH YEA XILLA, IDK IF YOU GOT MY COMMENT ON A CINDY STORY BUT IT WAS ABOUT DA PIC YOU GOT ON YO SITE WIT DA CHIC & DA FROGGY!! I GOT SO TURNED ON WHEN I FOUND OUT DAT WAS ANOTHA CHIC ON TOP OF HER!!! AND A STUD?!?! OOHHH XILLA, XILLA... LOL
  • Lol I was looking at the picture a while back like "WOW!" But then i realized it was a picture from Mashonda's alter ego photoshoot by Derek Blanks...still hott tho!
  • Name
    that's not to be ashamed about, it happens. if a woman did that to me/for me, i'd be hella cocky about it (i have a fetish for squirters lol...)
  • Sally, DO NOT be embarrassed!! That man should be walking around talking about "King Kong ain't got ish on me!!" after making you squirt because most men can't do that. If he is stopping you from getting your freak on and you're missing it, you just need to move on to the next. Because if you're messing with a true sexual intellectual, he would appreciate the fact that his peen game made you squirt! Idk if I'm a squirter or not because I've never done it before (*sad face*), but if I am...I wish I would be embarrassed by my dude's reaction lol.
  • He should be disappointed in himself that that was not the goal he had in mind, anyways he needs to get over it and finish the damn job. Contrary to belief, all girls can squirt, its all based on levels of stress, comfort, ect.. I can state that from personal experience.
  • LustyScorpio26
    I agree with Xilla. He should be glad the sex was that good that she squirted....lol Hell he needs to get with the program. Sex is a private and very intimate act. Thats when you are suppose to be yourself at all times. It should be relaxing and fun not scary and nerve recking. Lose the zero and get a sex maniac.
  • Blacksand
    It is my goal to make the woman I am with gush/squirt on my face. That means she has thoroughly enjoyed me. I expect it. I have a very long tongue and I know how to use it. It helps your mustache & goat tee grow with a good sheen.LOL
  • Lo-Kei
    Ok... didn't read all the comments but I will tell you this. IF I AM GOING DOWN ON A WOMAN AND SHE SKEETS ALL OVER MY FACE WHEN SHE CUMS.... THEN I JIBLLY WILL GET HARD AS A ROCK TO KNOW I BROUGHT THIS OUT OF HER AND IT WILL BE ONNNNNNNNN AND POPPIN!!!! HE AZZ WILL BE BO-LEGGED WHEN I GET DONE!!!!!!!!! I have never had it happen to me but would like it to!!!!
  • coffy
    Dump him. 95% of men search for squirters. That just shows he doesn't know what to do with it. If he's squeemish about it, he's not man enough to handle you. I squirted once & dude ate it. ATE IT, and did not even blink.
  • nynikki
    I had no idea I was a squirt-er/gusher until my man told me so, LOL. He'd been lapping it up all that time, and loving it!

    Squirting is normal. What's not normal is having a partner so skeeved out by it that he makes you feel self conscious about having sex with him.

    Squirt Squirt muthasuckas! ;-P
  • magoo122
    Do you know how boosted I would be if I was going down on my girl and she squirted in my face? I mean that's basically her bodies way of telling me I doing a great job. I don't see what the problem is, if he can't handle this then she should just move on. I'm not going to lie, I've actually wondered what it would be like to get squirted in the face, I really don't see what the problem is.
  • wow, that guy has a problem like u said xilla if u make a gril squirt ur head should be in the clouds. cause 1 not all women squirt and 2 not all men can make a woman squirt. honestly she can squirt on me all day.
  • Tbutterflii
    Xilla, Thanks so much to you and your commentors...Like I stated, he and I have only been dating for some months and I was amazed at his reaction and it became this big deal...I am a squirter and never have been ashamed until now... so much support on here and so much "real talk" I did refer him to this site for his future reference too bad it wont be with me. Sincerely "Sally"
  • MissThang09
    Okay gurl make dat nigga kick rocks cuz all guyz i ve been involved with loved the fact dat i squirted everywhere...my first made me squirt for the first time @ first i thought it was him i started cussin his ass out cuz i thought he nutted in me *minder i was 16* i kno i kno shouldnt been doin dat @ dat age lol...but after he told me it was me i was like wtf? I did all dat.....i mean it was everywhere....den he went on and describe to me bout wha i just had don and evrysince den i only had like 3 or 4 dudes dat made me do dat so dey mustve been doin sumthing rite.....so if he dont like dat shit....trust its alot of dudes out there dat love it
  • I am mad at the fact that the guy went and posted a question on Facebook about it! Me personally, I've never squirted, but if I did, I'll bet the guy would be pleased as punch. He sounds like he hasn't had enough experience.
  • Empress
    Either he is sexually immature or he is one of those lick and stick, so he's not really about trying to please her. I understand and all for not allowing ppl to be all up in your face when it cums to that, but I mean if theres rules (do & dont's) with sex then it's best to get them out in the open before it starts. I know I dont do the whole skeet thing but thats why I tell him "you gotta let me know before you blow, otherwise you will not get it anymo" ; ) .... He should feel good, thats a compliment. A HUGE compliment either she's a quick shooter or he got a tri-athelon tongue.
  • ibaoshun
    I squirt all the time. I'm also human. It happens. Women don't complain when men squirt in their face, so he shouldn't complain. He'll be alright, and if not, leave him..
  • mzlove_ltl
    SHOOT I WISH I COULD SQUIRT, I STILL HAVEN'T HAD THE PLEASURE!
  • SketSket
    I'm a SQUIRTER! Didn't start until my first experience with a woman. My man loves it! Can't get enough! The only other man that squirted with can't get out of his mind, I know because he told one of my girlfriends I had the bizness! Take your squirting behind to a real man, he will know what to do with ya!
  • ThatManAgain
    Bet. I swear some of this s#!t should be common knowledge to all dudes. Wtf is dude's problem? Play with it - make her need water to function afterward...feel me?
  • Elisha
    I'm a squirter and my husband LOVES it. When he's done eating his he is WET as a mug. He actually tries to get me to squirt!

    I think her man needs to 'man up' and take her for who she is...or leave her alone!
  • @work trippin
    Take it off is my shit!! I listen to that song all day at work!
  • SexyNubian
    I Actually didnt even know women could actually squirt!! I mean the first time i saw that shit i was watching a girl on girl porn with my Ex and the broad just gushed all this clear white stuff over the other bitches face i mean i was literally flabbergasted..I didnt think that shit was normal but i guess it is..Im sure your average dude wouldnt mind but i KNOW now every women is different.
  • Wyldncrazi
    OMG! I can't believe what I just heard Olivia say or what I just read! Squirting is the BEST! I have squirted many times and have gotten COMPLIMENTS on the technique! LOL! And it should be a sense of braggin rights for him bcuz he made her reach her highest climax! He is very immature when it comes to sex and has not experienced a lot yet. Olivia should have not answered that question bcuz it don't look good for her not to have had the experience...it says something about her and her partners....(N my Wendy Williams Voice)--"I'm just sayin" LOL!
  • I was a closeted squirter. I spent most of sexual life being ashamed and embarrassed, depriving myself of sex over something I truly can't control. Introducing the topic to my sexual partners was often difficult and some were curious enough to try but it wasn't until I met my current girlfriend who embraced it, sought it out and grow to love it did I become comfortable in my sexual skin. I share this to say, you have NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT. There are ppl who rightfully share Blogxilla's outlook and are open; or you will find a jewel like my boo, who lies down with mouth open-wide for the sexual eruption. The point is keep looking and keep gushing!
  • juann0vio
    She can squirt on me anytime.. If he don't like it drop him.. A real man knows how to handle that..
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