A Female’s Guide To 4 Quarters Of Football Fun

 

It’s football season and for many women that means Sunday’s without their man or their man’s attention. So in an effort to help women (and men) around the world I’m going to disclose a few method to get some attention while the game is on.

As an avid football fan all my attention is on the game during a Sunday afternoon. From 12-8 and later if I watch the evening game football has all my attention unless someone can break make me change my area of focus. A woman can do that. Here is how the ladies can get some “attention” during football season.

Pregame P***y:

• While a man is watching the game we like to eat, drink and be merry, so make your man some snacks. Make a platter of chips and dips, and make some buffalo wings. If you click here you can find a great recipe. The good thing about this is that it takes times for the wings to cook. So that gives you a good 30 minutes for sex and other activities. While the wings are in the oven, walk in front of the television, bend over and pick something up. Climb on top of your man and nibble on his neck. Hey if you have to put it in your mouth and go to work then do it. Your goal is to get a nice quickie before kick off, pull the wings out prepare the set up and leave him alone.

Halftime Hump:

• Nothing really important ever happens during halftime, at least during the regular season. So here is your chance to get a little bit more attention. If you’ve left your man alone for the first half call him into the room you’re in. When he walks in you should be completely naked and waiting. You have about 15 minutes for a killer quickie. He won’t mind missing a few plays for some amazing oral, a opportunity to give you a few back shots or just an amazing quickie on your dresser. After he’s done tell him to enjoy the rest of the game. If you’ve done it right you might be able to watch the rest of the game with him. Don’t ask too many questions, just take some mental notes and hit the google and do some research it’s not the hard to learn about football.

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