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Dear Lindsay Lohan – I Don’t Want Any Ugly Kids
Posted in Dear Lindsay Lohan on 06. Sep, 2009
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Hey Lindsay, it’s been a while since my last letter, but that because I’ve been running around and working like a mad man. Anyway I wanted to ask you, How would you feel if your child was ugly? I know that might be a bit shallow, but I don’t want any ugly kids. I’m not going to front, i might not be able to love that child like I love my other kids. I’m sure you’ve seen your fair share of ugly children with your work w/ Disney. You can’t really tell a parent their kid is ugly, but in the back of your mind… Aren’t you like, damn this kid better be smart or rich because it looks like something I seen that weird guy eat on the Discovery Channel. Lock this creature up and throw away the key.
You see, I want a son bad, but I don’t want my son to be ugly. He’ll never get laid if he’s ugly unless he is willing to pay for it, or has a lot of money. Ugly people get mistreated, misuse and abused. I know what I’m saying is a bit harsh, but c’mon doesn’t everyone like talking about ugly kids? How many times have you laughed at someone talking about a baby w/ a lopsided head or an unusually big nose? Many, but we play it off by saying that’s not funny, while wiping tears out of our eyes because we know it’s true.
A while back my home boy took home this chick w/ a phatty, but her face look like she was in a MMA match w/ a jack hammer. Long story short, he wrote that off as an easy drunk lay, that is of course until the condom popped and he got a call saying she was knocked up. He went through the motions, but she was very adamant in keeping the baby. He wanted to resort to plan B, and push the monster down the stairs, but finally he gave in and now I clown him about his kid all the time. The boy looks like Flavor Flav’s pinky toe.
I mean looking at the bigger picture, I can understand how men don’t want to have kids, you never know how this child is going to turn out. What if the baby is not only ugly, but stupid too. Nothing is worst than a ugly child and a stupid child at that. I’ve heard of stories where men have came up with wild excuses to get out of having a child. It’s not always about ducking the responsibility of being a parent sometimes it’s for a lot simpler reasons than not wanting to pay child support.
Sometimes it’s just that he doesn’t want to be bothered with the chick, other times is because her family is chronically screwed up. A person’s genes are very important and many times a banging body can make us look pass that. Anyway I won’t keep you Lindsay I know you’re very busy.
Have you ever cracked jokes on ugly kids, do you fear you’ll have ugly children and if you did what would you do? Until next time.
YOUR PARTICIPATION IS REQUIRED
Signed Your Biggest Fan Of Color
Xilla The Sexual Intellectual
NOBODY “wants” ugly kids. I think the reality is we all subconciously think about it @ some point or another. Ehhh the “moral” side of me thinks talk'n about folks chul'ren is “off limits” BUT the Idon'tgiveafuck.com side of me HAS indeed said a few things about a big headed baby or two… nothing I'd say aloud of course hehe… =)
If your worried about having an ugly baby, then you shouldn't be having them! PERIOD.
and *DEAD* @ homeboys kid being ugly AND stupid. FAIL. Just dress him real “nice” *shrugs* LMAO!
i'm 23 weeks pregnant now & i'm terrified of having an ugly baby. but i would never call anyones child “ugly”. but honestly, when your a parent…it's probably sitting in the back of your head what everybody else may think of your little monster but…. i dont think that you really would love your child any less b/c of society's standard of beauty.
I'd still love my ugly child… just not as much as I love my more pretty children… lol I'm just playing, but people do have a favorite.
LMAO…this is so wrong!
*hangs head in shame* yeah I've made fun of an ugly kid or two in my lifetime but I'm on my way to hell for a whole host of other shyt so I don't think it matters much
I'm not sure people really know when their kids are ugly or maybe they just don't care – my parents have friends who have two boys and two girls, and each one is as ugly and doofy as the next, but it never stopped them from breeding…very nice people tho'
Yes, I have thought about it. I have two children and the thought worried me. I come from a family that talks about ugly kids, including the related ones. I closely scrutinze my kids for funny-looking-ness and would definitely know if they were ugly and be sad. They are adorable, thank goodness. I intend to have more children. I want a girl however I'm more afraid of having an ugly girl than an ugly boy. And it's no secret among my friends – I size potential suitors up for CBP – cute baby potential. LOL shallow much?
OMG… I cant believe this one… too damn funny! How about plan B, push the monster down the stairs… how terrible!
i'm terrified of having ugly kids. i was not a cute kid, i just had long hair which made it ok. as i got older and my body tightened up i've become a tad hotter. the fear of havin an ugly kid is what's kept me from bein a babymama like everybody else here. i want kids, but i fool with older white doods. they ain' HARDLY bout to make me a movie star type child. u ever seen a black jew? not CUTE! hair be all wrin-jinned, nose fugged. WHAMPED in the body/height…… if i can't get a designer kid i ain' goin. PERIOD!
I'm not scared of having ugly kids. I'm pretty sure I'll have kids with someone I'm strongly attracted to…and I will have met their family (ideally I'll be married to this man). Besides, mating being what it is these days, I'll be able to look at all his other kids and get a good idea of what I'm dealing with, lol.
But a mystery gene pool is no joke, you can't be running around making babies with just anybody!
I will admit that I have laughed at some ugly children. Then I get scared that when I have children, they will look like a combination of all the ugly children I have laughed at in my life lol. Most of the time, I make sure to be nice even if the child is indeed ugly because karma is a b*tch (trust me, I know lol)!
But if I were to ever have an ugly child, I would still love them no matter what! He/she would just be the freshest, smartest, and most polite child ever…shoot, if they couldn't be pretty, at least they'd have pretty ways lol!
wow…ok so as shallow as this may sound I can totally agree… I definitely talk ish about other people's kids, only because I know my daughter is gorgeous! I know while some other child out there MAY and thats a big may be prettier than my daughter she will NEVER be called ugly…I think its sad but I know I will never date certain people because I don't want to run the risk of my child no being as good looking as my 1st born…the 2nd has a lot to live up to…lol
on a funny note, my cousin whom we will call pretty-impaired was @ a splash park this weekend and a boy called her ugly on the waterslide to him she replied “SO”….lol she know's she ugly and has already accepted it…lol wrong I know…lol
This blog including posts has me laughing so hard…so so so wrong! I just got flashbacks to all the ugly kids I laughed at.
I was scared while being pregnant. My man is 6′5 with strong features, I’m a 5′2 mixed mutt, so I had no clue in what would happen. Then out comes this huge baby with a funny looking head! I was like oh oh…luckily she pulled it together and has gone on to be a cute little girl with just the right features from both of us
No. 2 came out looking cute as hell, so I’m good. No more rolling the dice