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FTV: I Had No Idea You Were That Dumb
Posted in Relationships on 02. Sep, 2009
One night a group of my co-workers got together for the Negro past time, a night of drinks and spades. At the time I was sleeping with this light skinned girl, with a butt like Bria Myles who worked at my job. She was beautiful, but she has the brain of a 7th grader. [No offense to 7th graders] That night while playing spades, a hearts lead there was a duece, a nine, and six laying on the table we need one book to not to get shot, she throws out a 5 of hearts. Another suit plays and low and behold the ace of hearts comes flying out of her hand and we lose the game. That night, I banged her like I hated her.
Top 5 of the dumbest things said to my Twitter friends by their bf/gf
Number 5 – When telling this dumb ass that I was sick of him being so “vague” he said, “What? Is that even a word? Or are you making it up? – @Savvyfatty
Number 4 – the dumbest thing a boyfriend has done was constantly asking if there are any refills for drinks at every restaurant. Always – @mzvirgo
Number 3 – after sex w/ ex, I went 2 wash up & noticed nut. I asked him if he nutted n me, he said “u cant get pregnant from anal sex” we werent havin anal sex but his dumb ass thought we were, so I got knocked up. needless to say, my son will be celebrating his 10th bday in Oct =) @CathrynMarie
Number 2 - He called another girl while I drove on the freeway. Then actually got out the car when I pulled over and told him to. The latter was the dumbest. He was snickering and such as he exited. Guess he didn’t think I was going to really pull off… @Marleaux
Number 1 – while trying to loose weight my ex girl told me that she drank a slim fast with every meal. Lmao @ThisIsMiguel
This well off guy whose job qualified as “other” and I were talking. I had mentioned the word Frugal to him. He didn't know what it meant and proceeded to make fun of me using that word. He started boasting how all his friends were “frugal”..how they “mad frugal” while laughing. When I told him what it meant he turned white O_o, he felt dumb.
Same dude asked me why I did'nt eat the coupons in my salad
thats so sad!! lol very sad…
Hell to the NAW!! Friggin IDIOT!!
lmao. that's funny
WOW!!!! “coupons in my salad”. I can't do no more!
Oh my goodness, that def. deserves a spot in the top 5. LMAO over here at “coupons” in salad.
My ex asked me yrs ago what i wanted for dinner. I told her fried chicken. I went to the store for wine and when i came back she had melted a stick of butter in pan and dumped the chicken parts in it. This was her idea of “frying the chicken”.
In highschool my ex tried to convince me that there was 3 weeks in a month. He also tried to make me feel bad for graduating before him. He failed his senior year 3 times.
lmao, it's sad that this is actually how people behave.
At 17, I asked my 18 y.o. bf if he was going for a more sophisticated look… he told me to stop using big words like “sophisticated”, then asked me wth that meant. *shrugs*
one day this dude tried to talk to me …I said I had a man..he said “do you have a sister” I said “no, I have no siblings”. He burst out laughing. Making fun of the word “siblings” He really thought it was hilarious. what a douche