I’m Done, So I’m Leaving Now

 

Have you ever finished having sex and wondered when the person next to you was going to leave? Well Michael sure did.

Michael sat on the edge of the bed thinking to himself, “How can I get this girl out of my house without seeming like a jerk” Michael wanted to continue to have sex w/ her, to him it was just sex, but she wanted more. He told her that he was in a relationship, she was cool with that, so he didn’t understand why every time they had sex, she never wanted to leave.  

Michael couldn’t bring himself to kick her out or ask her to leave so she laid there for a few more hours, as he phone rung off the hook. His girl was looking for him, he made the perfect excuse to free up sometime to ‘get away’ for his chick on the side. He had his cake and was eating it too. Only thing is he wished there were a little less strings attached.

His jump off finally left, he kissed her on the cheek and called his wifey like the good man he is, she explained to him that she was calling because she needed to know if he was going to be able to go to the Jay-Z concert that weekend. She didn’t want to buy tickets if he wasn’t going to be able to go. He was geeked! A few weeks later when Jigga came to town, they went to the show. She bought him an outfit and new Jordan to rock to the show. They had a great time. During the ride home she gave him some surprise oral, while he drove, and once they got to her spot, she invited him inside to finish off the job. He had her on the couch, had her for dinner, and finally ended in the bedroom.

After they were done doing things from the hottest Cinderella stories, she said “I’m so tired I can’t wait to go to sleep” He said “Daddy put it on you huh” as he got under the covers to get ready for bed. She replied, “You sure did,” kissing him on the cheek and continued with “I’ll see you tomorrow”

In the scenario above Michael wanted his jump off to leave, and he wanted to cuddle with his boo, but it doesn’t always work like that. We have to read the signs on when to leave. A lot of people don’t like their space invaded upon, while others don’t mind making breakfast in the morning. If we follow some rules we can figure out a great system on when to stay and when to leave:

 

 

 

 

When Its Okay To Say:

• When it’s too late to leave
• When the weather is bad
• When you’re in love,
• When you’re too drunk to drive
• When you ask if you can stay
• When you’re asked to stay

When You Should Leave

• When you’re a jump off
• When you were called over after 12 and you KNOW it’s just got sex
• After you wiped off and got yours
• After the final ooohhhh & ahhhh!!

If you’re still not sure when it’s okay to leave or be asked to leave simply wait at least a half hour to an hour and a half after the sex is done. That’s enough time to not make the girl feel like a slore, and the guy to put up with his jump off outside of sex and still feel like she’s a lady.

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