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The New One Ain’t Got Nothing On The Ex
Posted in Rated Grown Up on 27. Aug, 2009
I can’t be the only one this has happened to. Have you ever found yourself in the middle of terrible sex and couldn’t stop thinking about awesomeness of last person you slept with? Well I have. I often want to stop in mid stride, put my clothes on and leave or kick her out, but I don’t. Sometimes I even go soft or just spend the rest of the time laying some half flaccid pipe. Here are some reasons this person is cant match up to the last and methods to deal with a terrible new partner.
Close your eyes:
- Most times sex is at least good as masturbation at least for me it is. So I simply close my eyes and pretend I’m giving it rihanna, Lindsay Lohan or one of my Twitter followers or blog commenters.
Do something crazy:
- When the sensasation of sexual feeling isn’t there I can be turned on by doing other things which can in itself make the sex better. So I’ll pull her hair, choke her or smack her rear end. Eventjough it’s hard to get into it because the feeling is terrible it seems to work at times.
Grin and bare it.
- I don’t want to be evil or hurt any feelings so other times I just try to finish. I may even have to fake a nut in order to end a session.
What are some things that make sex terrible?
For me it’s smell, wetness, or I should say lack there of, no movement, and the feel.
Someone who wants to stay in one damn position the whole time. MOVE ME AROUND, grab my hair, smack my ass, play with it while your stroking, SOMETHING !! Boring sex, makes boring penis.
I agree!!. I need someone who's going to give it to me like it's the last time he'll ever have my P*ssy. I want to feel my eyes watering..insides hurting..Knock me out to sleep on the d*ck type sex. I need to feel the juices running down my leg with soaked sheets and not just from the body sweat cause the room is hot. I need to have my legs pushed all the way back behind my neck..slightly choked from behind..lip biting..back scratching..Dirty talking..Tell me how good my P*ssy feels on the d*ck..tell me how u want me to F*ck and suck you.. But damn since sex is so easy to come by nowadays..sex is lacking. No need for the extra shit..some other chick might just like the way he digs it down.
Sorry I had some flash backs in between HAHA
also i agree.. a man just strokin is not gonna make me bust one.. if my eyes arent rolled in the back of my head or watering then its prolly not that good.. i like better yet i need my hair to be pulled, bite me, choke me, talk dirty to me.. hit it from the back and play wit it at the same time, im sure ill nut.. make me feel like ive been a bad girl.. tell me i need to apologize then speed up and go harder.. omg it will drive any female crazy.. i promise you it will
how the hell does a man fake a nut???
do all men make noise when they cum???
terrible sex is coming in 2 minutes
terrible sex is trying to pick me up when you aint worked out in a lil while
Terrible sex is no oral
Terrible sex is asking me if I like it over and over…if I dont say something on my own..its probably not that good
You know what…I am in that same situation right now…and the closing of the eyes thing is what is working for me…also gettin it from the back and givin him instructions like grab my necks…my ass…talk to me…it works but I dont know how long..it's all becomin a chore…
Your responses be making me LMAO!!
That picking me up when u haven't worked out in awhile is HILARIOUS! Dude nearly dropped me, almost felt my life flash before my eyes lol
I agree asking me over and over, pisses me the F*ck off. Or asking me to say your damn name and I didn't respond the 2nd time you said it
The girl in the pic is banging.
Lindsay Lohan? That's raaaaaaaaaandom. Hahaaa! Luv you Xilla.
:p
with a condom on it is real easy, make a weird face and kinda stutter with your body and pull out like it was something special.
I just tell them to get up…why lie??
i love your honesty, but as a woman if a man doesnt want to have sex with me i think it best he dont even touch me i mean damn how wud dat sex go if d man is nt into it she will jus think u cant handle or swing it good enough n u know we talk …lol.. honesty is d bes policy or lik u say fake it a break away …lol..keep good
n btw i jus wont continue if its a mess who vex loss
SMH, that's a lot of “trying to make it work” for a whole lot of nothing, lol. Usually the other party knows it ain't no damn good and isn't too offended when you tell 'em to get the hell off of you.
For me sex is terrible when a guy 1) has no cunnilingus skills, 2) has no rhythm in his stroke. Other technique sins can be forgiven or trained out of him.
at least ure nice… i feel like most women just stop or look at a guy sideways & he knows it's not ALL THERE. lmbo
I've never had really bad sex but my friend just told me a story this morning of her Whitney Houston waiting to exhale moment…lol With teeth brushing, grunting and 2 minutes of pumps, she said she just got up and left…lol….If its wack you just won't ever get a chance to try your luck with me again.
I won't tolerate foul smells of any kind! if you stink…No happs…lol
Man you giving away the secrets!!! Thats against man law!! Nah I have been with some wack women before. Its funny cause sex cant be one way…..dudes can put in a gang of work and women wont. Its a two way street
I'm a man and what makes it bad for me is a woman who is not intouch with her feminemity in bed, yes submit to me because i'm in control and need you to obey me, let me take control and make you come over and over again. My issue is I can not cum until she has a few times. And yes I need to talk dirty to her and pull her hair and bite those lips smack it up and rub it down, that is what I need to do at it's primal level because she is my food at the time and I need to partake in her fully until we are both satisfied and full. I just wish I could find one who can take it as long as want to give it. I love women!!!!