Dear Lindsay Lohan “Do You Hate An Ex Lover?”
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Have you ever hated someone so much that you wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire? Ok maybe that was a little bit extreme, but wanted to set the tone of how much I dislike this person. Before I continue let me explain. There is this girl who is an ex of mine and she stole from me. It’s crazy because most of the ladies I have been with have only stole my heart, but this one stole my most prized possession.
Maybe I’m just like my mother because she can’t stand my dad. She hates his guts, but he Chris Brown her ass for years so I understand where the hatred comes from. One time we were in the car and she started to compare me to my father then she started to hurl insults at my dead dad. I asked her to have some respect being that he had just died, but I guess after years of keeping me sheltered from her hatred she decided to go in like rapper penis in the mouth of Karine “I’m a NY Times best selling author” Steffans, aka don’t ask me why I’m famous, but I digress.
I often wonder why people can’t forgive, I consider myself a forgiving person, but when it comes to this spec of vomit on the wall of a fat man’s house after eating maget pie… I simply can’t bring myself to forgive her. Which is sad, I’m not holier than thou, I’ve cheated, lied, and manipulated women in my day but I never stole from one. Not a dime, a penny and definitely not an idea or furmula to ones livilihood. I once cut a friend off because she stole 3 bucks from my house to buy a beer. I mean I did owe her 20 bucks but I paid her as soon as she came back from the store with the beer. I guess life is crazy like that huh? We do things even though we know they are wrong and know we shouldn’t do it. I probably shouldn’t even have written this letter.
Why do people hold grudges? Do you hate or dislike one of your exes? If so why? Could you ever forgive them? If so what would they have to do to earn your forgiveness.
Yours truly
Xilla your number 1 fan who ate general tso’s chicken for lunch.







