Dear Lindsay Lohan “Do Girls With Big Lips Suck?”

Posted in Dear Lindsay Lohan on Aug 22, 2009

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Dear Lindsay Lohan

Do girls with big lips give better head? If you ask me white girls give some of the beat dome ever. It’s like they were build for sucking, minus the big lips though. That’s not to say that black girls don’t give good brain. My top 5 is almost filled with black women. Yet the number 1 spot is owned by a white women with a tongue ring. She really sucked.

Yet I find myself oddly attracted to women with lips bigger than the ones you just purchased. I love them by the way. Gigantic huge soup coolers. It’s like the extra juicy in their lips have some sort of magnetic effect over me. One would think that a chick with lucious lips could suck a marble thru a straw in a beer bottle, but that’s not always the case.

One chick with big ole lips, she look like she got into a fight with a hybrid Chris Brown Mike Tyson looking mofo, couldn’t suck a dick if her dad gave breast milk from his peter. But looking back my top 5 are all big lipped women, except for one white woman with little thing skinny lips. Lips look like their anorexic. 

Do big lips make for better head? Why does that black guy have on leopard slippers outside while eating a rainbow snow cone? What are some tricks women can do to give head better? 


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  • MissBeasley
    You are hilarious! The only reasons I can think of that make juicy lips better during head is that they cover my teeth and the visual aspect.....we all know that men are more visual when it comes to sex. It just looks better when the lips are juicy...its more sensual and resembles the nana.

    Tips:
    *Men like it wet, the farther down your throat you put the d the wetter your mouth will get

    *Be creative...don't just go up and down, twirl your tongue, use your hands (easy on the sac), put some ice in your mouth (pop rock are bomb too-low in calories and tasty for you and he will momentarily forget his name)

    *Enjoy it! Moan and tell him how good it tastes-while the d is in your mouth. Acting like it's a chore is not sexy!

    *Look at him, not with the deer caught in headlights look but sensually. Let him know with your eyes that you can't wait for him to be all up in you. While you're looking at him take the d out of your mouth and rub it on your lips, kiss it, smack it on your lips and cheeks...again men are visual. Look him right in the eyes and let the spit hang from your mouth to his tip and slurp it up....yea it's extra but he will be thinking about you after you're gone...trust

    *Don't forget about the sac....gently! cup them while youre sucking and gently! pull them away from his body. Suck on them gently! and stroke him at the same time..just remember that they are extremely sensitive (think about your nipples) and handle them with care! Also, remember this when you're riding! If he is close to climax his sac will tighten up and be right up under your butt, so if you're riding hard lean forward so you're not slamming down on them.

    *Be spontaneous! When he least expects it don't say a word and just start unzipping his pants while you look right at him..............I think you can take it from here lol
  • mahogany
    Instead of MissBeasley ....I think you should change your name to MissBlogxilla!!!! lol jk

    Good advice!
  • MissBeasley
    LOL it's one of my favorite subjects. I couldn't help myself..
  • HeadMistress
    Well now, I think that just about covers it! *two thumbs up*
  • lei_belle
    i will definitely be keeping all this in mind the next time i see my dude. thanks for the tips!
  • You go MissBeasley (my new hero)!! I don't feel like I need to say anything because this says it ALL!
  • maymajesty
    I think the women who enjoy doing it are the ones who are good at it, no?
  • DudeDatLikesDikk
    I'm VERY good at it!! I guess if you love whatever you do then you would be good at it!!
  • DudeDatLikesDikk
    There truly is an art form to knob slobbin!! I agree with all those tips!
  • cutiewitdabooty
    wow she looks a mess her lips look so ugly
  • cutiewitdabooty
    ya'll some lil freaks...lmao
  • I need Miss Beasley in my life!! lol
  • TheDuchess
    For what? You have your fair share of knob slobbers in your life Xilla.. Probably WAY better than Miss Beasley.. To me, Miss Beasley is just stating the fundamentals to bomb head giving :)
  • MissBeasley
    LOL *shrug*

    To some, it clearly was appreciated.
  • TheDuchess
    Miss Beasley, your tips are the business! If my comment to Xilla rubbed you the wrong way, I sincerely apologize!
  • MissBeasley
    I'm taken lol but you can always copy, paste, print and leave on your boo's pillow :) I know you reciprocate so she won't be offended.

    Well according to the poster below....your various "knob slobbers" pillows lol
  • Lindsey must be going back to men..trying to get her stock back up....

    lips provide the visual..thats it..

    Im thinking of increasing the size of my throat ..HOLLA
  • bogart4017
    Missbeasley may hate me and i have received the side-eye from many women but i have to admit i never liked blowjobs. Prob never will. Its not that they turn me off--its that they don't turn me on. Try explaining that to a sister thats trying to offer you one. I had one bothering me for months about it. She was offended that i didnt want a bj. Homegirl had plenty other freaky skills and could hang all night so i don't see what the big deal was.
  • cause you have never had good head..or you know your higene aint that good and you selfconscious..lol
  • TheDuchess
    My ex is just like you! It just does absolutely NOTHING for him.. Maybe the fact that he is on the large side that may be part of the issue..
  • MissBeasley
    I don't hate you! To each his own.....I'm sure there are some things I don't prefer that some do.

    But I DEF don't get it LOL :)
  • Blacksand
    Good morning Bad girl, you nasty and I LUV IT!!!!! I was just about to put my bi-coastal bid in and then I found out you were taken!!! DAG!!!!!!LOL
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