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6 Awesome Rules To Never Get Caught Cheating
Posted in Relationships on 17. Aug, 2009
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Cheating, has been around since the beginning of time, and one might even say it’s a natural thing to do. I’ve seen monkey’s cheat on the discovery channel. Yet in all people hate being cheated despite having a hard time defining what exactly is cheating. So with that said, I want to apply some basic rules to creeping or cheating so you’ll never get caught.
Never Cheat In Your Home:
- One thing I’ve found a lot of people do, is invite their side piece over to their house where their boo lives or spends a lot of time at. I never understood this. It’s like you’re screaming to get caught, your side piece might leave something their, or worst shed on your pillows. Nothing is worth than finding someone else’s hair on your boo’d bed.
Push The Seat Back:
- Another mistake people make happens in the car, They forget to push the seat back to the spot it was when their boo got out. I know myself, I always ask who you had in the car when the seat is pushed too far back or leaning in an extremely hood way. I even ask when the seat is pushed too close to the dashboard. That means one of two things, either you have a midget best friend or you were in the back seat getting it busy.
Different Towns:
- Never flaunt your side piece in the town that your main lives in, that’s just stupid, you leave people the option of telling your business. Then you’ll end up alone and labeled as a cheater and that’s not a tag anyone wants.
Different Place:
- A lot of times we get what I like to call the Batman effect. Same Bat Channel and same Bat time. We bring our side piece to the same spot we bring our main piece to, I never understood this, its dumb. If you creep its pretty clear that you don’t want to get caught, so why cross that line? You’ll just end up having a not so dumb argument.
Don’t Leave A Log:
- A lot of times people are caught cheating by someone who went through their phone, and emails. People if you know you’re creeping protect yourself by deleting flirty messages and text. Leave a few innocent ones their so you’re boo won’t expect anything. Make a side folder where you know it won’t get checked. A lot of times people snooping for dirt, only check the inbox and the outbox… Always remember to log out, and clean your trash.
Wear A Condom:
- The absolute worst way to find out you’ve been cheated on is to catch something, get pregnant or find a condom wrapper hiding somewhere. I know in the heat of the moment condom wrappers tend to go flying across the room and all, but if you’re creeping make sure you get rid of it in a neutral spot, like the sewer, public trash can or somewhere that it won’t pop up. I recently found an empty condom wrapper in my luggage. I wanted to dispose of it accordingly and didn’t want to leave any evidence.
Time:
- If you’re going to cheat one important thing we forget, is to spend the same amount of time with the main as we did before. A great sign to know if your main is cheating is to evaluate the amount of time they use to spend w/ you, with the amount of time they are spending with you now. If you’re really smart you’re clear an extra hour of time to spend even more time w/ your main while giving your side piece that hour on Tuesday and Thursday.
What are some other rules of creeping so you won’t get caught?
GREAT RULES. Although, I can't cheat because I”m not committed to anyone, I have a main. She notices all of the things you mentioned. I erase my call log every once in a while though, not really for her, but so I won't call any of those numbers back by mistake.
Just be honest with each other and you shouldn't have to cheat……
LMAO!!! lookos like you covered all the rules for cheating. I gotta share this on my blog…LMAO!!
How about not leaving scratch marks, hickeys or palm prints on the other person's body?
Also, don't take a shower when you come home. Take a shower at the hotel.
Also, make sure there is no evidence of any hair weave lol. You know weaves shed a lot and the wife might find a silky yaky hair in the bed lol.
I have never cheated, so I have no damn idea on how to cheat successfully. lol I have never been the chick to check my mans email, phone, pockets nada. If you're cheating on me, it will come to light soon enough but looking for something that might not be there..Is a waste of time.
How about this one? Do not cheat…
the fresh shower smell is a clue too MzVirgo..like where you been at ninja..you smell like cheap soap
Exactly what I was thinking
Exactly!!! Hi Black ;-*
I don't believe in cheating (anymore) but if you are just not that into a person and you are trying to force it, shit like this happens.
But i do give my hat of to Xilla cuz these are some damn good tips. Some people just suck at cheating and should never do it.
What's up Precious? I just call it like I see it! And since you are on my side, I know I'm good!!:o)
Let the side piece know they are a side piece. and don't let them know where you live.
The truth is the truth!!
Thank you!
What the fuckever! You also shouldn't fight wars, people shouldn't murder people, and there are a bunch of other things that people do, but they shoudn't do. No offense to you, but i'm sick of these holier than thou people who think that just because something is unmoral it shouldn't be done.
Sure fact of the matter is that people should be up front and honest w/ one another but I for one firmly believe that the it is unnatural for the human race to be faithful. In the bible men had numerous wifes and what was it called? Hand maids…. and if cheating was a human thing then monkeys wouldn't cheat, sneak and creep.
Maybe just maybe we need to re-evaluate how we handle relationships
if there is no state you feel 'safe' in- you may feel obliged to take her/him out of the country. if you take ur 'friend' out of the country- lose your passport when you get home. If your significant other is slick/nosey he/she may notice the STAMPS from the airports of the different countries you have been to when your ass said you was in MD at the crabfest. New passports give you a clean slate. (step your game up) but like blacksand said- not cheating is the only surefire way not to get caught doing it. And time has a way of exposure shit to sunlight anyway. better to just leave.
Thank you sir, but you my friend are a whole other type of monster. lol but finally something we agree upon.
and i do not practice cheating. But it's only because I dont practice staying in relationships I'd rather stray from. I just know how to do things well.
That is very true, which should be another rule, never start another relationship while you're in a relationship… keep it casual, keep it brief and move on get a new side piece!
If your someone who's friends always knows where they are, and your main is knows your friends, matching story would help out a bit.
You're right in that aspect. What people do not realize is that life and the way we think alters as the years go by. Our morals simply change through century to century. At one point it was normal for a man to have many wives or to have 1 and a few chicks on the side that the wife knew about.
But as people evolve, our outlook on life changes as well. There was a point in time when it was normal for a 13 year old girl to be considered a woman who would get married to a 20-25 year old man. Is that normal now?..obviously not..he'd be considered a Pedophile.
NOTHING stays the same with humans when emotions are the FACTOR. People just need to be more open and honest with the type of relationship they want. If people have noticed Barely anyone wants to get married nowadays..50-60-70 years ago that would be unheard of and the woman F*cking out of marriage would be a scallywag lol. I'd type more but um you should get the point.
why can't more women be like you??!!
exactly you totally understand, I swear I hate when people be like well how about this…. well how about not. How about you life your life and continue to act as if this doesn't go on and be stupid in a box forever because the times have changed my friend. And as for me…. well i won't go there.
BlogXilla, I luvs you, but I just wanna stone you for this lol, however… my pops told me, whatever you do, be the best so… guess that applies to cheaters (go ahead the master the craft future cheaters of America) I for one think, cheating is very hurtful due to the amount of deception involved.
It's funny how you mentioned that some men in the bible had multiple wives but failed to mention that “Do not commit adultry” & “thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife or anything of thy neighbor's” are also 2 of the 10 commandments. Or how about “You reap what you saw” which is also a scripture in the Holy bible….I mean just look at what happened to steve mcnair & his jumpoff situation, which was devastating. If something is immoral or wrong & you admit to that fact why try & justify it. If murder is wrong & you know that why would you still try & make excuses for it. At least take responsiblity & say 'I know what I'm doing is wrong but I don't care because I don't live by any moral standard or any standard at all'…. I'm not being judgmental or 'holier than thou' I'm just saying…
You're 100% right, but one thing you must know about my site, is that 1 it's mine and 2 I touch on ALL issues of relationships and sex, and this just happens to be about cheating. Not about why you shouldn't cheat. Which I wrote about before and on numerous other occasions.
Now before anyone else tries to say this. Cheating is wrong, but the fact remains we have all cheated or been cheated on. So this is why I talk about this topic. Because people cheat!
I love when people quote the commandments when most people in the world do not live by ALL of them. How do you pick and choose? You know what's right and you know what's wrong but you live your OWN life and can't be too judgmental when others choose to live differently when not everyone is religious or follow the way of “Christianity” etc. Live your life according to yourself and how you feel it will impact you and others.
lmao@blogxilla's comment to undressingher.. HA!
here goes a few more..
study a map of the next town over and explore it.
buy a boost/cricket/go phone for dirt.
pay in cash, leave no paper trail.
never do your dirt where u lay.
I could elaborate, but what's understood don't need explaining.
True true. But how else does a man get rid of that body glitter and cheap perfume LOL
You should add a sidebar or .5 rule that if you that dedicated to hitting some strange, try becoming a swinger. She may like seeing you get double the pleasure. Not every broad is down, but for those who find someone who is, congrats. **Note: If your woman is down with u n some strange, you are a player. But ladies, if your man is down with you getting some male strange, he then becomes a cuckold**
The seat rule is classic. I notice that sooo quickly lol.
Different strokes different folks, what works for you may not work for me. We can agree that we disagree on this topic. We are shaped by our experiences. Growing up I watched a friends family fall apart because the father was unfaithful. I saw the hurt and was always there for her. That is why i will not do it. It does not appear to be fruitful and more times than not someone always gets hurt. I am not holier than though. I just refuse to disrespect the woman I am with, myself and the woman I would be cheating with. If that is what you do have at it. Also, It is not unnatural to be faithful. It requires self control. But again, we disagree and I can live with that.
You are welcom MissBeaseley.
Here's one…know the person you're cheating on b/c you can fvck around and end up moneyless, jobless, homeless, limbless and…in some (unfortunate) cases, lifeless. I'll even throw in some extras to your list:
(1) Don't cheat on “quiet” girls…they're devious
(2) Don't share accounts / use the same account that you share with your s/o when you're with the side piece
(3) Use cash, if at all possible
(4) Get online banking statements; don't have that ish coming to your home
(5) Be confident in your relationship…a sure sign that you are cheating is when you start asking unwarranted questions about your s/o
(6) Don't tell anyone who knows you that you're cheating…men are just as “scandalous” as women w/ secrets
(7) Don't have your side piece around your fam and don't be around your side piece's fam & friends (I think that piggy backs off of a couple of your tips above)
(8) Don't leave your wallet/purse laying around (wat if your s/o finds the new bank card/receipts from the ATM machine?)
(9) Buy your s/o stuff! It's harder to believe you're being cheated on if gifts are being sent your way, esp. in this economy.
(10)…yea…I've got nothing else.
I dont know about this Xilla… I'm new here an all but I can't condone cheating… I can't lie and say I never done it myself but that sure as hell dont make it right… Everyone is so quick to say they are a grown ass man/woman but if you are truly are a mature adult you should possess the skills to articulate yourself and say you want out before you start “doin you”… no judgement… just my opinion… they are like assholes you know… LOL
I think cheating is only a factor when you are married.
Ok if you feel that it's unnatural to be faithful then don't get in a supposedly monogamous relationship! Just do you.
You speak of men in the bible having multiple wives….that's not cheating. That's having multiple wives who are accepting of your decision and need for more than one woman. But if you cheat you're not giving the other person the option to decide for themselves.
Not saying that I'm “holier than thou”. I've been on both sides of the argument. At the end of the day it's just wrong……IMHO
push the seat back! lol GOOD ONE!!
Xilla, Im a married man and I have never cheated in my life.. but I have had thoughts of stepping out on my wife! I love her to death.. she's a great woman and Im happy most of the time but….I agree I think it's natural for men to cheat… (I have not so far). You could have a beautiful family, money, status….yet you still get that manly urge to “concor” something else… It's no disrespect to your wife.. sometimes a man needs something different. A man can hit a chick and forget her name…(I have before)… I think if woman understood that its just for a nut… it means nothing… they wouldnt take it so harshly
Hey Mistareal, I have a question (and scouts honor I'm not asking in a neck twistin, eyerollin, confrontational way
)
I honestly want to know how, or if, the theory of human nature works in reverse…if a woman just wanted something different, no disrespect, didn't remember the guys name etc, would that be ok, would men be able to accept it?
I ask because generally women are more forgiving when it comes to being cheated on, men once they find out their girl has cheated are more likely to cut her off immediately…how does the whole human nature thing apply when it comes to forgiving or accepting that your woman has been human?
I know, that was two questions
Good question, and that is where it gets kind of deep and I hate to apply a double standard but it's different….Men are all about ego! That MY pussy… straight up…and More times than not for a woman a physical relationship has some kind of emotional connection because women are emotional…Men are natural conquerors, explorers… looking for something new. However, There are some women who think like men and If I had a woman like that who could just get her a taste of something different and that be that…no emotions involved I think it would still hurt..but not as bad. My ego would be damaged though I can't front. Women don't have the ego problem we have which makes it different.
Gotcha, I respect your honesty, double standard and all, LOL!
I was about to say man!!!! I can see where you are coming from. You make
some very valid points!!! That is one of the reasons why your site is so
good brotha!!
You are welcome MissBeaseley!!
I was about to say man!!!! I can see where you are coming from. You make
some very valid points!!! That is one of the reasons why your site is so
good brotha!!
You are welcome MissBeaseley!!
LMAO!! Flirting makes for good commenting!! lol You get more love here than me man!! lol They love the black sand!! Iono what I would do w/o you brother!
Nah brotha, you are on a whole notha level!!!LOL!! You are world wide!!!HAHA I humbly stay in my lane!! CMB!!!! we all we got!!!!!!!!HAHA!!! I was watching New Jack City last night!!!HEHE!!
Instead of showering, use a wet cloth and wipe your self down. Showering causes suspisions, special if you were with main before and your going to meet back up with the main later.