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Body Of A God With A Gary Coleman Peen
Posted in Rated Grown Up on 13. Aug, 2009
Written by Marvelous Mo for Blogxilla.com
What’s up world? My Blogxilla.com family?! Ya girl Marvelous Mo got a conundrum on her hands and I need your help…no, seriously!
Last Wednesday one of my good friends had a listening session for a project he did paying homage to Michael Jackson. Now, before you start to roll your eyes about that, he was working on this project months before MJ’s passing. Well, we were all there in support of our friend and his amazing accomplishment [check it out for yourself here] when this fine piece of man specimen walked in the vicinity. I mean, I was literally creating a Twitter message saying “As usual, there is no eye candy here” when he walked in. Hypnotized, mesmerized, taken by his appearance, I was eye fucking him like crazy. I didn’t even realize it.
Let’s call this guy “Andy.” Andy is at least 6′ 2″ and very muscular. Not like body builder muscular, but muscular enough. I hate to take it there, but for the sake of the visual he’s light skinned (rolls eyes @ saying that). He’s bald and handsome as hell to the point where I was convinced this guy models for a living. I’m not joking, either.
Andy peeped me checking him out and he liked what he saw too *pops collar* so he sat right next to me. I sparked a conversation with this nice young man and found out he’s NOT a model. He’s an accountant who has lived in New York for two years and is currently studying for his exams to get into grad school. I had to ask my boy if this was true because there was no way someone THAT FINE can be some damn accountant.
Anywho, what disappointed me were those great qualities about the guy. His day consists of WORK-GYM-STUDY-WORK-GYM-STUDY. In fact, his down time is gym time (surprised?). He unwinds at the gym. He has fun at the gym. He spends his off time at the gym, then comes home to study. Look, I am all for this guy being so straight and narrow, but he just looked like a bowl of 2 day old plain oatmeal at that point.
With all that sexiness, how can he be so….boring? I mean, I told him that he should try to do different things and he responded, “Maybe I need someone to show me these things.” Now I can be great company, but there’s only one thing on my mind when I look at him….sex! Well, not the only thing, but he is a sexy mother fucker. He’s Hoe Card worthy, but I want to get to know him and see where it may take me.
Here’s my thing. Ladies, you know the said rule about very muscular men is that their wangs are hella small. I’m looking at him with that side eye knowing this rule of thumb. For his sake of livelihood, I hope he does have a nice size wang [and knows how to use it] because for a person who is so straight and narrow, you better have a mean stroke game to keep a chick around (it’s similar to guys whose stroke game is weak, but can eat the shit out of your coochie). Because let’s face it, as fine as he is you know he’s pulling chicks left and right, but most times sex seals the deal or breaks it. Boisterous men sometimes fail in the sex department when the laid back humble type of guys usually surprise the shit out of you. One of those “Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed” type of folks.
So, Xilla family…LET’S FIGURE THIS OUT TOGETHER! Fellas, I know y’all read Xilla’s blog because I’ve discovered many of copy and pasted stories from here in an email chain. SO STOP FRONTING! Ladies, you know I need you to give me the run down on this!
- Do muscular guys have a weak sex game or do they have a surprisingly good sex game?
- Are their wangs usually small if they are more muscular than the average guy who works out?
- Is all that gym time a psychological way of compensating for a lack of endowment?
- Have you dated someone fine and muscular? What has your discovery about them been?
and FYI: I’m a still talk to this guy because he’s nice. We don’t have to get physical if things seem a little “small” though. lol
THERE WERE NO SHOTS FIRED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST.
model: Otisquest Jackson
Well, I dealt with one guy who was too muscular for me. He was like 5″6 or 5″7 and the peen was somewhat between average and below average with a “curve”. I do think it's true that some muscular men have small peens. But don't tell him that, he swears that he's beating up something. LOL
ive messed with two really muscular guys and both of them were HUGE…like with one i said wow omg out loud when i saw it literally bcuz i wasnt expecting that lol but i think it just depends on the guy. they were both light skinned pretty boys though and a bit self centered but they were equally both the best i ever had. one is in the gym alot bcuz he is a model and the other is in the army…you just have to get lucky i guess…but if he's boring thats a major turnoff that might be a sign of how his sex will be but u never know
lmaoOooOoO omggggggg this is too funny. ok to the point. i've met my share of muscular men in my life and girl it just boils down to (some)guys with nice bodies are just that most of the time (eye candy). gym breathe….gym…eat…gym…work….gym….sleep…dreamin bout gym (lmao) BORINGGGGGGG as hell
BuT….peen size has more to do with their hand size (studies show). i'd be more so tryin to check out his hands at this point if you're plannin on takin it there. the flip side to that is…there are exceptions to any rule and he may be walkin around with a man-gina (oh the horror) at the end of the day. big muscles don't always mean small peen, but if roids are involved girl he may be peein on his balls…sad saddddd day in america people!!!!
anywho….
i've learned my lesson though, so now before anything close to that heated comes into play, i have to feel him up…rub up against him…hell grab that sucker (during a semi-heated session) just to make sure his equipment is on point if not…i just fall back and keep him as eye candy, save the hoe card for the one who's fit for the job.
well you never know.. I have dated pretty fit guys overall.. I had this one guy that was so fine he would make any woman just drop the draws.. we were friends.. by the time I was ready to give it to him one nite after waiting over a year….bc we were just friends.. his body was chiseled
like a roman statue.. I MEAN BODY ON POINT.. he dropped his calvins… and I just looked with my mouth wide open.. I got up and said no thank you.. and never messed with him again.. OH MY it was the littlest piece of art I ever seen.. However Overall dont let the muscles fool you the best business I have got has been off of two brothers that are cut up and I mean every part of their body..even their toes got muscles in them..and when I tell you they will knock you off your rocker.. One of them I still do a few times a year.. just bc its that good.. and we havent dated in 9 years… YES MAM GO head.. get you a piece of that greatness.. watch a movie.. and play like you are asleep and lay your head on his lap then toss your head back and forth..it will POP up and glide your ears over it.. to see what he workin with.. HA HA
@ MzVirgo
what's up girly!!! omg… a small wang with a curve? he needs to sit down somewhere!
umm..yeah that is a myth..i have been been with men of all heights, sizes and builds…and all peen sizes….
I have had the muscular build with a big peen..lol…i have also been with a dude 5ft5 with a big peen…
I've talked to two very muscular tall guys. Both are/were athletes and are 6'2 and 6'4, and to my surprise, both were packing!! I pretty much expected it from the one that's 6'2, but I just knew it would be too good to be true if the 6'4 guy was packing. When i found out he was, I was just in awe! I even said “Omg, wow!” haha. So I'm just glad that the two I've messed with were actually packing…hopefully I won't have to deal with someone with an amazing body but a small peen lol.
I dont know about other muscular men. But i know my man/babyfather packing and knows how to lay it down,and he's very muscular. Thats why he aint going no where. Nice body & Nice package. Hard 2 find,im not letting that sweet candy get away. lol
Mo, don't let the myths fool you. He may very well be packing. Just be on the lookout for the dreaded gym obsession. THAT can get old really quickly.
NAH Moe that isn't always true! I messed with a guy that was ripped to no end and let me tell you he has a midget down below and a tongue game that will clean a babies a$$. Oh and don't let me forget a back stroke that will have you comatose for a few days.
My current dude is 6 foot something, muscular and fine. He's a gym rat too, and his wang ain't even CLOSE to being small lol. *thank god for THAT!*
I would say..date him more often
he seems really interesting for me, don't think he is boring at all
he's kinda special, muscular accountant hmm.. different type of thing you know
I think the problem here is the steroid! I am man, tall and the whole thing. I heard people that take steroid get big everywhere but not missout below. if the guy is naturally built then he will be packing at leart above average
Yo dis for the ladies on behalf of tha fellaz lol what is considered a small 'wang'?? im 7.0 inches would dat be average or big, holla bak peace!
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