Body Of A God With A Gary Coleman Peen
Written by Marvelous Mo for Blogxilla.com
What’s up world? My Blogxilla.com family?! Ya girl Marvelous Mo got a conundrum on her hands and I need your help…no, seriously!
Last Wednesday one of my good friends had a listening session for a project he did paying homage to Michael Jackson. Now, before you start to roll your eyes about that, he was working on this project months before MJ’s passing. Well, we were all there in support of our friend and his amazing accomplishment [check it out for yourself here] when this fine piece of man specimen walked in the vicinity. I mean, I was literally creating a Twitter message saying “As usual, there is no eye candy here” when he walked in. Hypnotized, mesmerized, taken by his appearance, I was eye fucking him like crazy. I didn’t even realize it.
Let’s call this guy “Andy.” Andy is at least 6′ 2″ and very muscular. Not like body builder muscular, but muscular enough. I hate to take it there, but for the sake of the visual he’s light skinned (rolls eyes @ saying that). He’s bald and handsome as hell to the point where I was convinced this guy models for a living. I’m not joking, either.
Andy peeped me checking him out and he liked what he saw too *pops collar* so he sat right next to me. I sparked a conversation with this nice young man and found out he’s NOT a model. He’s an accountant who has lived in New York for two years and is currently studying for his exams to get into grad school. I had to ask my boy if this was true because there was no way someone THAT FINE can be some damn accountant.
Anywho, what disappointed me were those great qualities about the guy. His day consists of WORK-GYM-STUDY-WORK-GYM-STUDY. In fact, his down time is gym time (surprised?). He unwinds at the gym. He has fun at the gym. He spends his off time at the gym, then comes home to study. Look, I am all for this guy being so straight and narrow, but he just looked like a bowl of 2 day old plain oatmeal at that point.
With all that sexiness, how can he be so….boring? I mean, I told him that he should try to do different things and he responded, “Maybe I need someone to show me these things.” Now I can be great company, but there’s only one thing on my mind when I look at him….sex! Well, not the only thing, but he is a sexy mother fucker. He’s Hoe Card worthy, but I want to get to know him and see where it may take me.
Here’s my thing. Ladies, you know the said rule about very muscular men is that their wangs are hella small. I’m looking at him with that side eye knowing this rule of thumb. For his sake of livelihood, I hope he does have a nice size wang [and knows how to use it] because for a person who is so straight and narrow, you better have a mean stroke game to keep a chick around (it’s similar to guys whose stroke game is weak, but can eat the shit out of your coochie). Because let’s face it, as fine as he is you know he’s pulling chicks left and right, but most times sex seals the deal or breaks it. Boisterous men sometimes fail in the sex department when the laid back humble type of guys usually surprise the shit out of you. One of those “Lady in the streets but a freak in the bed” type of folks.
So, Xilla family…LET’S FIGURE THIS OUT TOGETHER! Fellas, I know y’all read Xilla’s blog because I’ve discovered many of copy and pasted stories from here in an email chain. SO STOP FRONTING! Ladies, you know I need you to give me the run down on this!
- Do muscular guys have a weak sex game or do they have a surprisingly good sex game?
- Are their wangs usually small if they are more muscular than the average guy who works out?
- Is all that gym time a psychological way of compensating for a lack of endowment?
- Have you dated someone fine and muscular? What has your discovery about them been?
and FYI: I’m a still talk to this guy because he’s nice. We don’t have to get physical if things seem a little “small” though. lol
THERE WERE NO SHOTS FIRED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST.
model: Otisquest Jackson
