The Rollar Coaster Ride Of Dating In The Hood

A while back, I spoke about females who still date thugs. So today I would like to flip the script and talk about grown men who still date hoodrats. You know that girl who is loud and obnoxious for the sole reason of keeping it real. Real ignorant. I often wonder why men mess with these types of females, because men being the geniuses that we are, will also mess with a civilized woman at the same time and that’s when all hell breaks loose. And below you’ll find the top 3 problems with dating a hood rat chick

A hood rat chick has very little home training so be prepared for public arguments and embarrassing situations. She is likely to show up at your job, family cookout, or mama’s house to start a fight and trust me you don’t want this.

For some odd reason hood chicks are very fertile, so one slip or condom pop and you’ll be paying child support payments for the rest of your life to a woman you never had any intention of staying with, but that’s not really her fault now is it?

The hood chick will stoop to new lows in order to find out if you’re cheating. This means if she find out you’re cheating with a civilized business woman she’ll track her down and whoop your non-hood girls a*s from here to Afghanistan. Chances are this will end in 2 angry females calling your phone nonstop. One trying to find out why you cheated and the other trying to get you to make this hood chick stop calling her job cursing and screaming.

 

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15 Responses to “The Rollar Coaster Ride Of Dating In The Hood”

  1. true2me says:

    ummm..this sounds SUPER familiar to something I just posted on my blog recently …

  2. true2me says:

    About my comment..it wasnt implying anything…AT ALL..just saying…I have a similar post on my blog (im not even the author)..carry on

  3. ImSoChi says:

    quite entertaining… LOL

  4. stacy says:

    i like this. some of it is true. i live in the somewhat suburbs in my city and i love smokin some of the stickiest of icky. i am fertile. but im not from the hood per say.but you make some good points. hahaha

  5. ALMiss says:

    I like this post and totally agree with it!

  6. true2me says:

    This is meant as a joke…we all know not all hood girls act like this. I certainly dont even like kool aid, and I am too prideful to cause drama

    is this because I have never really been “hood”..my nick name was white girl in school

  7. YEAJ says:

    You got to be freakin kidding me!!!!!!!!!!! WHITE FOLKS are the most rude, disrespectfull ass stinki people, nastyass folks, but they know HOW TO GROW, SELL AND SMOKE the good shyt, not just the good GUNJI, BUT the other accessories they decide to thow in the pot…….Check your back ground of all nationalities before you spread the love about HOOD RATS…..BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS hood in them, not just blk folks…..

    I DIGG THE FU*KOUT OF YOUR BLOGG!! LUV U NASTIMAN

  8. SMOOVETHUGGA says:

    SPEAK THE TRUTH ,MY NIGG

  9. SMOOVETHUGGA says:

    HOOD CHICKS BRING DRAMA,GREASY FOOD,DUMB JEALOUS BABY DADDYS,AND BOMB ASS SEX. JUST BE STRAPPED WHEN U GO FUCK.CONDOM AND GUN. ALWAYS STRAPPPED…LOL

  10. Ness says:

    I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE Welch's Grape Soda! :) it is the best….the suds are a pretty blue color when u pour it into a cup :)

  11. true2me says:

    ooh me too..i always get one from the carry out..they the only place that seems to have them

  12. TheWiz says:

    Not to mention hanging at a hood chicks crib u are bound to get a front row seat to the the most drama field live entertainment ever. . . .Once I saw three fights. . .a dudes car get fucked up.. . two dudes get caught up by their chicks. . A raid and a baby being born. . .smh
    Thats cheaters, Crime 360 (and all other crime shows), ufc, and discovery health all wrapped into one.

  13. HeadMistress says:

    ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious and true…never a dull moment in the hood

  14. LMAO It's One Hunded Wit The HOOD Chixx's!

  15. getlikeme says:

    lmao this is so on point. i stay in miami so i see this tomfoolery all the time. just go to overtown or pokabeans….so entertaining. dead on the rent lol

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