The Rollar Coaster Ride Of Dating In The Hood

Photo Credit: Kirk McGirt

Photo Credit: Kirk McGirt

There are many reasons why people do and don’t date people from the hood. If you remember the first House Party both Kid & Play were scared to venture into Sharane’s hood. Honestly who could blame them? Nevertheless here are a few good things and bad things about dating someone from the hood.

Weed Galore - If you date a real hood chick chances are she knows where to get the best weed on Earth. Now this feature covers both reformed hood chicks and hood hood chicks. Sex on weed is one of the best types of sex one can have. Dating someone from the hood with a weed connect on speed dial is like free ice cream. Who doesn’t love free ice cream? No Lactose!

Endless Grape Soda – Also add Grape Drink, Grape Now & Later, Kool-Aid and Orange Soda.

The Voice - There is nothing like the voice of someone from the hood. Is it me or does almost everyone from the hood have a deep voice. My nephew is 14 and he sounds like Barry White, maybe it’s all that screaming they do.

Rent - Section 8 Apts are awesome, if you work at McDonalds and can pay your rent with one check… *uck what you heard that is dope. It’s one less thing a man would have to trick off on.

Fights – If you’re ever in a fight, which you probably will be dating someone from the hood, you can count on your boo jumping in the fight and fighting with you. They’ll also fight for you, with you, might get you into a fight, and might get you jumped.

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15 Responses to “The Rollar Coaster Ride Of Dating In The Hood”

  1. true2me says:

    ummm..this sounds SUPER familiar to something I just posted on my blog recently …

  2. true2me says:

    About my comment..it wasnt implying anything…AT ALL..just saying…I have a similar post on my blog (im not even the author)..carry on

  3. ImSoChi says:

    quite entertaining… LOL

  4. stacy says:

    i like this. some of it is true. i live in the somewhat suburbs in my city and i love smokin some of the stickiest of icky. i am fertile. but im not from the hood per say.but you make some good points. hahaha

  5. ALMiss says:

    I like this post and totally agree with it!

  6. true2me says:

    This is meant as a joke…we all know not all hood girls act like this. I certainly dont even like kool aid, and I am too prideful to cause drama

    is this because I have never really been “hood”..my nick name was white girl in school

  7. YEAJ says:

    You got to be freakin kidding me!!!!!!!!!!! WHITE FOLKS are the most rude, disrespectfull ass stinki people, nastyass folks, but they know HOW TO GROW, SELL AND SMOKE the good shyt, not just the good GUNJI, BUT the other accessories they decide to thow in the pot…….Check your back ground of all nationalities before you spread the love about HOOD RATS…..BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS hood in them, not just blk folks…..

    I DIGG THE FU*KOUT OF YOUR BLOGG!! LUV U NASTIMAN

  8. SMOOVETHUGGA says:

    SPEAK THE TRUTH ,MY NIGG

  9. SMOOVETHUGGA says:

    HOOD CHICKS BRING DRAMA,GREASY FOOD,DUMB JEALOUS BABY DADDYS,AND BOMB ASS SEX. JUST BE STRAPPED WHEN U GO FUCK.CONDOM AND GUN. ALWAYS STRAPPPED…LOL

  10. Ness says:

    I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE Welch's Grape Soda! :) it is the best….the suds are a pretty blue color when u pour it into a cup :)

  11. true2me says:

    ooh me too..i always get one from the carry out..they the only place that seems to have them

  12. TheWiz says:

    Not to mention hanging at a hood chicks crib u are bound to get a front row seat to the the most drama field live entertainment ever. . . .Once I saw three fights. . .a dudes car get fucked up.. . two dudes get caught up by their chicks. . A raid and a baby being born. . .smh
    Thats cheaters, Crime 360 (and all other crime shows), ufc, and discovery health all wrapped into one.

  13. HeadMistress says:

    ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious and true…never a dull moment in the hood

  14. LMAO It's One Hunded Wit The HOOD Chixx's!

  15. getlikeme says:

    lmao this is so on point. i stay in miami so i see this tomfoolery all the time. just go to overtown or pokabeans….so entertaining. dead on the rent lol

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