Quickie: The Scent Of A Woman

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When I was about 19 years old I met this girl who was beautiful to no end, we met and almost from hello she wanted me to do naughty things to her.  She invited me over, dropped to her knee and blew me like a Nintendo game. It was time to “do it” she peeled off her panties and suddenly my nose hair caught fire. She smelled like hot garbage that has been boiled in feces. 

 

I couldn’t bring my self to telling her she smelled bad, but I’m sure she knew. She wanted me to still hit it, but there was no way I was sticking the manxilla inside of her. I couldn’t even get hard because of her odor, but this isn’t about women who stink this subject is much more important. What do you do when you can smell it? 

 

The other night I had a conversation w/ my twitter followers about what do you do when your lady is having an off day. Many of them said things like they keep wet wipes and condoms, or they shower before adult activities, but what if it’s a spur of the moment rendezvous then what do you do? 

 

Ladies have to deal w/ musty scrotums and men have to deal with cooch that’s a little tart. It’s a huge problem. I’m not going to go too into this topic because I want to leave the discussion up to you all?

 

Ladies what do you do when your man insist on making love when you’re a little tart?

 

Gentlemen, would you still make love if your sack is musty? 

 

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60 Responses to “Quickie: The Scent Of A Woman”

  1. TheDuchess says:

    That is GROSS!!

  2. jlac says:

    umm…keep the organic wipes on hand to *refresh* your areas ladies. it's really best for your body to go organic; we don't really know how these chemicals are affecting our bodies. another tip that ppl shouldn't sleep on: for overall daily freshness, *Drink Pineapple Juice!!!!!!!!* this goes for men and ladies. if you're already hygienic, this helps with the overall smell and taste. always keep some handy!

  3. sincity1 says:

    Pineapple juice, fresh fruit and veggies. (you are what you eat). Also Acidulphous pills (sp) daily w/ yogurt keeps your ph level regulated.

  4. orangestar616 says:

    Boy some of you are hilarious…

    First since some of you ladies don;t seem to know, DOUCHING IS VERY BAD FOR VAGINAL HEALTH very bad in fact….any good doctor would tell you not to. Just wash regularly.

    A natural healthy smell and funk/foulness are two diff animals.

  5. MzVirgo says:

    I like to make sure my “business” is trimmed and clean. I will carry the feminine wipes and the travel sized spray (my personal favorite is Summer's Eve “Island Splash”). The other commenter is right, frequent douching is a no-no because it will harm the good bacteria.

    As far as a man wanting to hit it when he is smelly and musty, HELL NO!

  6. moo says:

    This was funny as hell. lol. First of all why would I allow my cootah to smell like hot gah-bage boiled in sh*t??!!! ewwwwww just nasty! If its a spur of the moment thing for me…Im good. My cootah is ready to go. Idk abt that tuna of the sea. wow.

  7. MissBeasley says:

    I can lightweight cosign with wanting my man when he is dirty. I dated this guy that did construction and if I saw him right after he got off work I ALWAYS got turned on. Maybe it was the fact that he did physical labor and just looked like he really put in work? I love manly men so maybe that was it? I don't know but I can def relate to that.

    On the other hand…I would NEVER get down if I wasn't fresh. Yuck! A man once told me that I should always be edible…everywhere.

  8. penny58 says:

    You know what really stinks…the odor of decaying sensibility…mainly human…or more likely, inhuman love.

  9. Vigrx plus says:

    it should be your decesion…

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