Quickie: The Scent Of A Woman

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Jul 24, 2009

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When I was about 19 years old I met this girl who was beautiful to no end, we met and almost from hello she wanted me to do naughty things to her.  She invited me over, dropped to her knee and blew me like a Nintendo game. It was time to “do it” she peeled off her panties and suddenly my nose hair caught fire. She smelled like hot garbage that has been boiled in feces. 

 

I couldn’t bring my self to telling her she smelled bad, but I’m sure she knew. She wanted me to still hit it, but there was no way I was sticking the manxilla inside of her. I couldn’t even get hard because of her odor, but this isn’t about women who stink this subject is much more important. What do you do when you can smell it? 

 

The other night I had a conversation w/ my twitter followers about what do you do when your lady is having an off day. Many of them said things like they keep wet wipes and condoms, or they shower before adult activities, but what if it’s a spur of the moment rendezvous then what do you do? 

 

Ladies have to deal w/ musty scrotums and men have to deal with cooch that’s a little tart. It’s a huge problem. I’m not going to go too into this topic because I want to leave the discussion up to you all?

 

Ladies what do you do when your man insist on making love when you’re a little tart?

 

Gentlemen, would you still make love if your sack is musty? 

 

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  • DougFunny
    Hell NO! I wouldnt hit. I fell for it was with my ex. It was so much of an odor it was the fact that we was getting it on and next thing you know the bottom of my tank top was bloody!!! Instantly I said Get the fuck off me! I feel that if you cant keep your shit cool down there u gotta ride...i mean they'd let us know.
  • ttgirl
    I feel that if a woman knows she is not fresh she shouldnt even put herself up for embarassment that goes for a man to :/
  • Ummm wow. Nice choice for the pic... Fish Water, i like that. But ummm I wasnt able to give insight on Twitter. But that's a big no no, if ur a lil tart tell him to get in the shower with you. Whats the big deal he's gonna figure it out anyhow.
  • i don't mind a female taking a shower before.. that lets you know she has some sort of sense about hygiene...
  • skyizdalimit
    If my man is insistent on getting down after a workout or anything that could affect my scent, i would have to tell him that he needs to wait until i can wash off or something, im not big on any scent and especially sex scents...so being the way i am. I am always the first to shower or do a quick wipe down when sex could be in the near future...now if a man is insistent and he's the one stinking, im going to politely let him know that some hygenic issues need to be handled and then we can go on with our day...lol. if you're having sex with someone, you should be able to be open with them.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    yes! WHY do brovas wanna get down after they KNOW u hopped up off da tread mill? eh? i always keep wipes on hand and am careful to spray AROUND the area not in the area so as not to cause irritation or future problems...

    i also insist on only messind with SUPA clean doods. can't even play wit no sticky stankin bawls. no way!
  • Black
    Man Xilla I have a story that was sort of similar to yours, smell so bad it erased my erection!
    I am a gym junky, and I am always aware of my funk so I always shower and take care of mines, but I have to tell you..... I have come across a few women that wanted to see me after I left the gym and they didnt want me to shower, one of the women actually prefered me in my work out clothes sweat and all, she was an athlete herself and she would tell me that all we were going to end up doing is working up more of a sweat!
  • MissBeasley
    I can lightweight cosign with wanting my man when he is dirty. I dated this guy that did construction and if I saw him right after he got off work I ALWAYS got turned on. Maybe it was the fact that he did physical labor and just looked like he really put in work? I love manly men so maybe that was it? I don't know but I can def relate to that.

    On the other hand...I would NEVER get down if I wasn't fresh. Yuck! A man once told me that I should always be edible...everywhere.
  • if i knew i was getting some, i would check myself rite after the arrangement have been made. If i am a lil tart, i go hop in the shower and douche b4 they got there. The smell of a fresh shower heightens the senses, letting them think i am getting right for them, therefore making the sex better...lol
  • Lisa
    okay, you know if you are going to be spending time with someone and the two of you could possibly get it on later. plan ahead! make a quick trip to the ladies room and make sure everything is in order (groomed, smells fresh, etc). i understand that in the summer people sweat and things happen, but a woman knows her body. if it's something a quick wash with soap and water can't fix, you have a serious problem. i would rather die than be in that situation. the same applies to men. wash your balls!
  • new2this
    I would say, "I'm a little funky, maybe after I shower?" I've stopped an ex-bf during a kissing session to jump into the shower when I noticed his d1ck was getting hard (he didn't seem to mind me "freshening up" that much).

    Now (that I am busier), I keep a "freshen up" kit with me in my purse that normally consists of: feminine wipes, summer's eve feminine deodorant spray, a small bottle of body wash (travel-size) and an extra pair of panties, just in case. Maybe ten minutes before I leave the office every day, I "freshen up" with items (1) and (2). If it's been a helluva day (hasn't happened yet), I may have to pull out item (3)...although I haven't figured out what to do with the "tart" panties if that ever happens (TMI---I know).

    Before I added FDS and wipes to my kit, I would just pack travel-size body wash and use paper towels and water to "freshen up" (and I still do if I know I want to get in a quickie after a long, hard day). *Damn I miss my freak buddy*

    ~Great Weekend~
  • NOOOOO!!! I could NOT get down if I'm smelling a little tart down there. Since I'm an athlete, I've dealt with some funky ass teammates and have a phobia of smelling like that myself! I have OCD when it comes to hygeine lol. But I would HAVE to take a shower regardless of what he says. But if he insists, I'd just have to be straight up with him because I'd feel so nasty and dirty. I don't see how people can not smell themselves if they're funky. You have to smell something.
  • Damn you got a whole "first aid" kit in yo purse for this shit.

    You mean you are prepared for ANYTHING.
  • too much!!

    And I agree with the people here: a simple "let me freshen up" is called for if you know things are gonna go down and you ain't ready. Hell, I've gone and bought new underwear and washed up in a whole foods' bathroom once when I knew I'd be meeting someone in the late night and had been running around since very early morning in the middle of the hot-ass summer and would not get a chance to go home... I'm sayin!

    it's the little things that make all the difference!
  • dont have sex ladies! U KNO wen ur vaj needs wiping up! and if u cant get to a wipe or a restroom and fix it...aint nothin wrong with giving a lil top! *2 snaps for the kids!
  • To put it plain and simple, if you don't wash yo twat and you know the shit stink and you proceed ANYWAY, yous a nasty bitch.
    Men, if you know yo nutsack smell like hot dog shit in the summer time and you proceed anyway, yous a dirty dick ass nigga.
  • shebaddd
    THATS A BIG NO NO!!! dont ever stick your johnson in a young lady who wont even take the time out to freshen her VaJayJay before yall do booty. just nasty i tell ya!
    And if its Spur of the Moment this is what you should do: say "ooh babe...let's do it in the shower." that should give you the opportunity to personally watch her Lather, Rinse, and repeat until you no longer smell fresh canned tuna. if you're not near a shower i have two suggestions...either hold out until you get to one OR hold your breath and dive deep in
  • whatever09
    Hell to the naw! I have to be fresh and confident down there. Also, he has to be clean around the balls. Sex already smells after you do your deed, why make it worse?!
  • maymajesty
    OMG! Garbage boiled in feces? Umm, that sounds more like she needed a gyno trip. Why would she even do that to you, and herself cuz you know she can smell herself...no words.
  • Fancee
    Its simple douche frequently, shave and wear an good deodorant that is alcohol free, so that it don't burn after shaving.
  • Ms.Mila
    I tell him I don't feel as fresh as I should... usually he still wants to go there but I just can't enjoy it unless I'm smelling all the way right.
  • I agree with the majority of the comments on here. There isn't anything to be ashamed of as long as you take the initiative to correct yourself. If you know you aren't the freshest, excuse yourself and take that much needed shower. I don't buy that whole wet wipes deal. If it's that bad where you can smell it from a distance, you need more than a handi-wipe. Just bathe.
  • Janee
    u onli use the wipes if its just a slight oder..now if you can smell it from a distance than you either didnt wash it that morning or ur ph balance in ur Vj is off... or ur simply not wiping after using the bathroom..
  • HeadMistress
    If you pay the proper attention to your feminine health douching is totally unnecessary.

    Frequent douching is just asking for trouble.

    Deodorant is for underarms, not the vagina.
  • TheDuchess
    I agree.. Douching is NOT healthy!! Go to the doctor if you have to duche regularly to keep fresh..
  • deejai
    i mean if she blowing me, i think we are comfortable enuff with each other for me to tell her she tart. a real woman would have went to the bathroom b4 she started blowing, shit a real man would wash up too. i've never let a girl suck me off without hitting the lil man with a wet ones.
  • HeadMistress
    I agree with keeping feminine wipes on hand but that is to freshen up during the day just for self. Just like ALMiss, I have OCD when it comes to hygiene. To walk into the locker room at the gym or into a public bathroom stall behind someone just to be grabbed by the throat and asphyxiated by funk is a horrific ordeal. I cannot be that girl!

    As far as having sex goes, f*ck a feminine wipe, if you’re wearing “all day” you need to let some soap and water hit your whole body before you make a love offering. And any n*gga who’s willing to smash a tart ass is just nasty!
  • Treble85
    omg I hate that shit!!... I hate using public bathrooms in the first place & then 2 have 2 go in and catch a whiff of some nasty stankassness just ugh! and most of the time it comes from the people you least expect. Pretty female (no homo), nicely dressed & the bitches have the nerve to smile at you on their way out like "if I smile she wont smell my corroding pussy".... My grandmother tells my 17 y/o brother all the time "Everythang that look good 2 ya, aint good 4 ya" ...I love my nana lmao
  • HeadMistress
    ROFLMAO @ "if I smile she wont smell my corroding pussy"
  • Janee
    i always keep feminine wipes and panties on me...always! just in case..if im a lil musty i wouldnt do it anyway....i wouldnt feel good about it and i would be too worried about the smell...thats just nasty and foul...but if its spur of the moment i would insist break away for a min to wipe then come bac or if i know i meeting a certain person who i kno i would always give the green light to hit i always wash up before i go out
  • Fancee
    In response:Labia majora - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    The labia majora are two prominent longitudinal cutaneous folds which extend downward and backward from the mons pubis to the perineum and form the lateral boundaries of the cleft of venus, which contains the labia minora, interlabial sulci, clitoral hood, clitoral glans, frenulum clitoridis, the Hart's Line, and the vulval vestibule, which contains the...
    (NOT YOUR VAGINA) U NEED DEODARANT HERE)

    That's where your remove hair and wear some type of deodorant. Its skin just like under your arms but just under your legs and need some deodorant. Thats not natural order its funk from lack of deodorant.

    Now plain fresh water irrigating your vagina wouldn't cause an infection; since you so scared to douche with chemicals.....You would be a fresher. But I think some women just lazy and used to believing funk in normal.
  • HeadMistress
    When I make comments contrary to yours it's simply to let other women, who may not know how dangerous frequent douching and putting deodorant and perfumed lotions etc anywhere near their vaginal area really is - no woman should rely on health advice from a blog like this but at least in a moment of uncertainty the contrary views may prompt someone who doesn't know to really think and consult their GYN for real guidance regarding their vaginal health

    I sincerely hope your douche/deodorant rituals don't land you on the wrong side of a serious health crisis some day and that your advice on how to "smell good" doesn't lead some other woman to do damage to herself

    Be well!
  • Fancee
    @HeadMistress: Girlfriend, if you can use soap and wipes and a razor or strong shaving cream(for removing hair) on the labia majora; what's wrong with a mild deodorant there?
    ( *I KNOW YOU CAN'T ANSWER THAT?!@)

    They have always had a feminine deodorant on the market over 30yrs. Women been using some kind of deodorant for years. I feel if a woman is not properly taught good hygeine growing up she will stink all her life and call it normal ordor-FUNK!
  • HeadMistress
    If you must know I use organic soap and wipes- no artificial ingredients

    I don't use shaving cream: steaming the area to open your pores and using a natural oil (coconut, olive etc) softens the area and prevents nicks/cuts while shaving

    But thats just me, nothing wrong with the use of non-organic products that are mild and unscented

    Deodorant, mild or not, is not made for and is too harsh for your vaginal area and simply is not necessary if you are healthy and practice good hygiene - as far as feminine deodorant sprays go....hmmm they couldn't possibly have been created by greedy corporations using good sales and marketing strategies to sell more unnecessary products at the expense of paranoid, unsuspecting and uneducated women, could they ???

    If excessive douching and deodorizing is the only way you can prevent odor then you have a problem and the fact that you blast it away and cover it up with artificial scents before it has a chance to warn you of it's presence doesn't mean you are healthy it just means you're good at hiding it

    Just because a product has been on the market for 30 years doesn't mean it's good for you and excessive use or consumption of ANYTHING will cause damage, even drinking too much water can kill you...

    Again, Be Well, if you're sure about what you're doing by all means carry on, you shouldn't feel the need to defend yourself to me
  • Fancee
    If u wasn't stinking girlfriend you wouldn't need to be wiping all day or 2 -3 times day or ever how many time y'all wipe your stuff.

    What u r really saying is those wipes have no chemicals???

    Everybody knows Bathing and applying deodorant is just the way we prevent our bodies from having oders in the long run of a day in this society and present incarnation.
    Thats top standards...period.

    Girlfriend, a lot of women would be alot fresher if you would do that from the begining of the day. Waiting til you are all sweaty and wiping is smearing/mixing the 2 scents.

    I don't use razors at all....
    I have had a lot of men to tell me "I smell fresh and most women r not that clean"... U can just use antisperient instead of deodorant.

    One thing for sure you want sweat and you can't stank...

    Even if you reject the knowledge because of your on hypersensitivity's; a lot of women appreciate learning how to stay fresh and clean in a temperature enviroment almost a hundred degrees under her legs.
    FanceeFoxx
  • HeadMistress
    Keeping wipes on hand is about freshening up not remedying foul odor due to pH imbalance, infection or poor hygiene

    Organic wipes do not have chemicals; the others that you find in regular drug/retail stores do.

    Soooo, according to your theory on bathing and deodorizing, we should all apply deodorant from head to toe, huh? On our eyelids, behind our ears, the inner elbow, the back of our knees, the soles of our feet, in between our toes, the cracks of our asses…anywhere that we have sweat glands, right?

    I don't usually debate with stupid people but your ignorance is oddly intriguing...
  • Fancee
    See u trying to make me look stupid, HeadMistress.
    I'm for real, yes if I wear my flat plastic sandals and they make my feet wet -I roll on a lil deodorant.

    Now if a person 300-400lbs and they have rolls that can't get air in between the skin then a lil deodorant and powder would not hurt. Yes esp. the crack of my a$$ -I wear deodorant on a daily basis there. I wouldn't leave home without it.
    I appreciate the the info on the organic wipes.
  • HeadMistress
    Sorry Fancee but no one can make you look stupid, you either are or you're not...
  • Treble85
    "baby i'm a little sweaty, i'm going to take a shower. u wanna cum with me?" ... I've had a boyfriend come home from work sweaty, musty, just stank (gag) who went into the bathroom, wet a rag and wiped his twig and berries off and proceeded to walk my way. I went off & he went & took a shower. When he came back I had it sittin up on a platter (pillow) for him. He must've felt guilty because it was the best head I ever got from him...ahhh memories lmao
  • You should be ready all the times. bring those stuffs to help you on those moments.
  • patrickbatemann
    By the time I get her panties off, I am as hard as a rock and need to bust a nut. So I hit it and tell her to leave. I wont call her back. So ladies, if a guy hits it and doesn't call back for seconds, it probally means your vagina/ass smells!!! The worst kind is probally when your hitting a girl from the back and her ass smells, probally due to the fact she didnt wipe herself properly :(
  • Treble85
    Omg how can u stomach that??
  • patrickbatemann
    When a dude is hard, it literally hurts if he doesn't bust.
  • TheDuchess
    That is GROSS!!
  • Dddboi78
    I faked a cramp 1 time, started bangn babygirl frm da bac an smelled the odor of death lol. Had ta get up outta there. Damn!
  • Fancee
    @HeadMistress: Since you are such an authority can u plz tell the dangers of douching. I have never heard such a statement. I'm interested the dangers of washing your a$$..
  • HeadMistress
    Fancee, by your own admission a few posts back you think your GYN and the medical community at large is wrong about douching and they're just in some conspiracy to misinform us all about feminine hygiene and health…so if you don't believe a doctor why do you need to hear about the dangers from me?

    http://blogxilla.com/blog3/2009/06/04/myth-bust...
  • Fancee
    lol, you are so right...true that. I ain't thinking about those gyn's who started that lie and they don't vagina's. Just something they read in a book.
  • HeadMistress
    See...stupid

    This just went from intriguing to really sad, I'm done - enjoy the rest of your night
  • Fancee
    I don't want to seem insensitive. I realized that some women can't douce because they may be prone to infections more so than others because this is hereditary. I'm not going into details becuz alot men reading.

    Men love douching women. They'll buy that stuff in a heart beat. They'll be glad to hear you say I got to douche. Its like Aphrodisiac -it turns them on.

    These men on this blog still saying women stink -u all got good damn reasons not to douche.

    DO U ALL REALLY THINK A PLAIN GLASS OF WATER WILL INFECT YOUR VAGINA??? If it does you are proned and a high risk person for infection becuz of heridatary...
  • nynikki
    See, this is the type of question that separates the grown folks from the kiddies. Grown folks have no problem saying "hey, give me a sec", so they can go freshen up. Yeah it slows down the mood, but you can always get it back and the other person always appreciates that you took the time to tend to your hygiene. P.S. Men/women that smell like hot garbage should head to the doctor instead of the bedroom (blech!).
  • Blacksand
    Could not agree with you more nynikki. All one has to do is take the time to freshen up. That will be appreciated by the man or woman you are about to become intimate with. If the a$$ smells like trash, you must pass!
  • jlac
    umm...keep the organic wipes on hand to *refresh* your areas ladies. it's really best for your body to go organic; we don't really know how these chemicals are affecting our bodies. another tip that ppl shouldn't sleep on: for overall daily freshness, *Drink Pineapple Juice!!!!!!!!* this goes for men and ladies. if you're already hygienic, this helps with the overall smell and taste. always keep some handy!
  • sincity1
    Pineapple juice, fresh fruit and veggies. (you are what you eat). Also Acidulphous pills (sp) daily w/ yogurt keeps your ph level regulated.
  • orangestar616
    Boy some of you are hilarious...

    First since some of you ladies don;t seem to know, DOUCHING IS VERY BAD FOR VAGINAL HEALTH very bad in fact....any good doctor would tell you not to. Just wash regularly.

    A natural healthy smell and funk/foulness are two diff animals.
  • I like to make sure my "business" is trimmed and clean. I will carry the feminine wipes and the travel sized spray (my personal favorite is Summer's Eve "Island Splash"). The other commenter is right, frequent douching is a no-no because it will harm the good bacteria.

    As far as a man wanting to hit it when he is smelly and musty, HELL NO!
  • moo
    This was funny as hell. lol. First of all why would I allow my cootah to smell like hot gah-bage boiled in sh*t??!!! ewwwwww just nasty! If its a spur of the moment thing for me...Im good. My cootah is ready to go. Idk abt that tuna of the sea. wow.
  • penny58
    You know what really stinks...the odor of decaying sensibility...mainly human...or more likely, inhuman love.
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