5 Things I Learned About Sex From Disney

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Jul 17, 2009

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Snow White & The 7 Drawfs - The most extreme case of freakiness that is Disney Movies, a poisoned princess ends up in the woods alone with seven old men. But, that’s not where I’m going with this one. Women are freaky and if you get them drunk enough, or say the right things to them you can have group sex. She may even fall madly in love with you. I’m not one for running trains, but I also don’t see anything wrong with a woman who wants more than one partner. Hell men want threesomes so why can’t women. I blame Snow White for women wanting to have group sex. Hey, ladies let me buy you a drink.
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  • MissBriNicole
    Good list....
    & why is it that almost all of the Disney princesses don't have mothers?!
    (Also, there's penises all in the background of Aladdin if you look)
  • LMAO @ Aladdin Comment. But thats a good Observation, you never hear about the Mothers, and if they have mothers, they are evil step mothers, maybe Walt Disney, had a crazy Bish at home shacking up his daddy.
  • This was a tight post! Creative and cute! I likey! :-)
  • sevenmaxwell314
    Hey, y'all should've added Beauty and the Beast to illustrate that even the most unattractive man has a chance with the hottest chick in the game if his shit is tight. Then you could've referenced Janet and JD!!!
  • lmao..I love this post. Its got flavor. I love the comments about the 7 dwarfs..why can't we have more than one partner...hey...sometimes we want more than one spot stimulated as well ( I never had 2 men before but i wouldnt knock it)

    I love the second one (finding nemo) also. You are right, you lay it right and treat her w respect, you have a loyal friend for life (or least while you laying it down).

    Again good post..one of my fav of urs
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